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Feb. 9
Print Edition for the week of
Feb. 9 - 15, 2016
Vol. 16, No. 39
True Parent 7
Open Married with Children
More Parents are Experimenting with Polyamory—But Not for the Reasons You Might Think
by Heather Arndt Anderson
Don’t Be a Butthole Soccer Dad
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
The Toddlers’ Guide to Successful Parent Management
Or, What to Expect of Your Parents
by Justina Klammer
Blurred Lines
Portland Public Schools is Redrawing District Boundaries Again... Which Could Mean More Trouble for Disadvantaged Students
by Shelby R. King
Roam Schooled
How My Kids’ Questions Inspired a Podcast, and the Amazing Things I’ve Learned
by Jim Brunberg
Ask the Parent!
“Attack of the Instagram Kids!”
Getting Kids Outdoors
by Patrick Alan Coleman
Parent to Parent
“Life a Finger”
How to Help Your Kid Own Their Parties
by Bryony Angell
My Daughter, Tilda Swinton
How Parenting a Preteen Just About Killed Me
by Rachael Carnes