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Apr. 6
Print Edition for the week of
Apr. 6 - 12, 2016
Vol. 16, No. 47
Tymek Jezierski
News
Mayor Charlie Hales Says The City Should Take Control of "Zombie Houses"
The City Hasn't Foreclosed on a House in 45 Years. That Might Be About to Change.
by Dirk VanderHart
After a Chaotic Meeting, a Big Part of Portland Police Oversight Is on Hold
(It's More Because of the Water Attack Than the Nazi Epithets)
by Doug Brown
Hall Monitor: Campaign Operatives, Catalogued?
Uber's Driven a New Ethics Ordinance Straight to City Hall
by Dirk VanderHart
In Other News
Air Pollution Crackdown? Wheeler's (Maybe) Winning!
Music
All-Ages Action!
This Week in All-Ages Music
by Morgan Troper
Bitch'n's Empowering Collaboration
The Super Punks Defy Your Expectations
by Ciara Dolan
Tell Your Friends About See My Friends Records
Secret City Volume 1
Documents the Secret Kingdom of Portland Pop
by Morgan Troper
Klingons and Crescendos with
Star Trek: The Ultimate Voyage
Heading Into the Not-So-Final Frontier
by Erik Henriksen
Up & Coming
This Week's Music Previews
Movies & TV
Richard Linklater Goes Back to School with
Everybody Wants Some!!
A Middle-Aged Man Looks Back on His College Years and Only Remembers the Parts That Were Super Awesome(!!)
by Vince Mancini
Demolition
: How Rich People Grieve!
They Stop Going to Work and Buy Novelty Bulldozers! Neat!
by Erik Henriksen
Melissa McCarthy Saves
The Boss
(With Some Help from Peter Dinklage)
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
The Broad Strokes of Chet Baker Biopic
Born to Be Blue
A Well-Intentioned Portrait of the Jazz Great
by Robert Ham
Losing the Plot in the Films of Seijun Suzuki
NW Film Center Grabs a Touring Series of the Japanese Director's Work
by Ned Lannamann
Film Shorts
This Week:
Mr. Right
,
To Kill a Mockingbird
, and
The Cabin in the Woods
!
Cannabis
Cannabuzz: Colorado Has Ideas for Cannabis Laws
Some Very, Very Stupid Ideas
by Josh Jardine
Ask a Pot Lawyer
The Oregon Hemp Scene Is Coming on Strong
by Vince Sliwoski
Food and Drink
I Ate at All the Sushi Belts in Portland
And Lived to Tell You About It
by Andrea Damewood
Visual Art
Project Art: The Cityโs Alternative Gallery Spaces
Inside Portland's Project Space/Gallery Divide
by Eleanor Ford
Books
The Blazing World of
Margaret the First
Danielle Dutton's Ode to Female Literary Ambition
by Megan Burbank
The Drug-Fueled Insanity of
Megg and Mogg in Amsterdam
More Fascinating, Repulsive Comics from Simon Hanselmann
by Suzette Smith
Feature
Dating State of the Union
Is Dating in Portland a Dream or a Disaster? Local Experts Dish on Their Experiences and Bust the Assumptions.
by Bri Brey
I, Anonymous
The Customer Is Always a Blight
Everything as Fuck
Women for Hillary
by Ian Karmel
Sold Out
Portland's Pretty
Looking Good at Treefort Music Fest
by Marissa Sullivan
One Day at a Time
Justin Bieber Just Got "Puthed"
by Ann Romano
New Column!
Put Your Dicks Back in Your Tights!
by Wonder Woman
Letters
Letters to the Editor
"The Whole Article Came Off How I Would Imagine a Portland View About It to Be—Snarky and Condescending."
I, Anonymous Blog
Down With the Second Amendment
by Anonymous
We Don't Work for Actual Peanuts
by Anonymous
Welcome to Portland
by Anonymous
Really? Your Dog on a Public Table?
by Anonymous
Janet Please Go Away
by Anonymous
Pee and Poo: The Meaning of Life
by Anonymous
You Can't Solve it With A Party
by Anonymous
All the Lies are True!
by Anonymous
What it Really Means?
by Anonymous
Missed Manners
by Anonymous
Alternate 1985
by Anonymous
You Can't Solve it With A Party, Parte Deux!
by Anonymous
Rose by Any Other Name Would Sound so Erotic
by Anonymous
Savage Love & Sex
Savage Love
Germane
by Dan Savage
Portland Dating Dispatch
No, We are Not Vibing
by Anonymous
About Her Hood...
by Anonymous
Strictly Platonic pt three
by Anonymous
Those People
by Anonymous
Cold, Callous and Calculated
by Anonymous
The Cost of FWB? About $500
by Anonymous
Bad Luck
by Anonymous
My Girlfriend was Raised by Wolves
by Anonymous
A Dark Night at the Spaceroom
by Anonymous
Strictly Platonic
by Anonymous
Don't Date the Narcissist
by Anonymous
PTSD
by Anonymous
Remanded to My Custody
by Anonymous
The Toughest Town for Straight Single Women
by Anonymous
Crotch Grabber
by Anonymous
I'm the A**hole This Time
by Anonymous
Circumcision
by Anonymous
I Saw You: Birds of a Feather
by Anonymous
The Unwelcome Bedroom Surprise
by Anonymous
They Were In Her Shoes
by Anonymous
The Man Who Refused to Be Friendzoned
by Anonymous
Cheers
by Anonymous
A Little Help from My Co-Worker
by Anonymous
The Optimistic Flake
by Anonymous
Way Too Serious Way Too Fast
by Anonymous
Best Text
by Anonymous
Strictly Platonic pt two
by Anonymous
Fondue Dojo Dude
by Anonymous
The Vapors
by Anonymous
You Never Had Soup Before
by Anonymous
Play Then Pay to Play
by Anonymous
Cry Babies
by Anonymous
Unmatched
by Anonymous
Tourettes
by Anonymous
Waiting for the Bus in the Rain, in the Rain
by Anonymous
Mothers and Some Reggae
by Anonymous
Bars, Burritos and Bad Breath
by Anonymous
Affairs of the Heart
by Anonymous
Not a Grown Up
by Anonymous
Ghosting or Mantrum
by Anonymous
My First OkCupid Date in Portland
by Anonymous