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Apr. 27
Print Edition for the week of
Apr. 27 - May. 3, 2016
Vol. 16, No. 50
Leo Zarosinski
News
After a No-Show, Police Watchdogs Are Forcing Cops to Appear
But That Doesn't Mean They Have to Like It
by Doug Brown
Hall Monitor: The 48-Hour Solution?
Jules Bailey Says a Controversial Police Policy Is on the Way Out. Is He Right?
by Dirk VanderHart
In Other News
(Expensive) Affordable Housing, and a Homelessness Throwdown
Music
All-Ages Action!
This Week in All-Ages Music
by Morgan Troper
Bleached's Existential Hangover
The Angelenos' New Record Embraces the Shadows
by Ciara Dolan
Mo Troper Bares All on
Beloved
The Portland Musician's New Album Is a Pop Confessional
by Andrew R Tonry
Bombino Goes Way Out West
The Band's Tuareg Roots Branch Out on
Azel
by Ryan J. Prado
Blackbird Blackbird's Mikey Maramag Is a Modern Prometheus
The Producer Crafts Frankensteined Folktronica
by Anna McClain
Holy Holy Remembers David Bowie
Tony Visconti and Woody Woodmansey Recreate
The Man Who Sold the World
by Ned Lannamann
Up & Coming
This Week's Music Previews
Movies & TV
Key and Peele Are Great!
Keanu
Isn't.
Why Couldn't the Bald Guy Be Named "Peele"?
by Vince Mancini
Everything Falls Apart in
High-Rise
Brace Yourself for Ben Wheatley's Latest
by Erik Henriksen
Sing Street
Is Ireland for Dummies
Maybe Watch This One Out of Focus?
by Ciara Dolan
Ratchet & Clank
: PlayStation Redux
A Kids Movie That Fits in That Tier Just Below Pixar
by Andrew Wright
The Hazy Nostalgia of
Papa: Hemingway in Cuba
.
This Movie Is Not Historically Accurate. It's Not Even Historically Considerate!
by Suzette Smith
Film Shorts
Purple Rain
,
Thundarr the Barbarian
, and Hitchcock's
Saboteur
.
A Mom-to-Be Hates
Mother's Day
Hollywood to Mothers: Eat Shit! You're Welcome!
by Elinor Jones
Cannabis
Cannabuzz: Life as a Canna Widow
What's It Like to Live with a Weed Columnist?
by NOT Josh Jardine
Ask a Pot Lawyer: Did the Feds Let Up on Medical Marijuana?
The US Department of Justice Finally Dismissed a Long-Standing Lawsuit
by Vince Sliwoski
Food and Drink
What to Eat at Providore Fine Foods
The Finest from the Eastside's Fanciest New Market!
by Andrea Damewood
Eat This!
Portland's Best Places to Get Your Goat
by Heather Arndt Anderson
Comedy
Jen Kirkman, Bona Fide Hustler
I Know What I'm Doing
Covers Joan Rivers, Divorce, and Life on the Comedy Circuit
by Megan Burbank
Books
On the Road in
Vexation Lullaby
Justin Tussing's Roadie Chronicles
by Sarah Meyer
Theater & Performance
Love and Information
in the Digital Age
Theatre Vertigo's Got Some Answers
by Katie Pelletier
Feature
Shake Up the City
It's the
Mercury
's May 2016 Endorsement Guide!
by the
Mercury
Endorsement Strike Force
Voting Made Easy!
Here's Your Cheat Sheet For May's Most Important Races
by the
Mercury
Endorsement Strike Force
Portland Dating Dispatch
You Can't Get an STD if You Don't Get Tested
by Anonymous
Dear Datables
by Anonymous
When the App Fits
Blogtown
Goodnight, Sweet Prince: Remembering His Purple Reign
by Joshua James Amberson
Everything as Fuck
Beyoncé
by Ian Karmel
Sold Out
Sold Out: May Style Events
Of Cupcakes, Feminists, Moto Babes, and Clothing Swaps
by Elizabeth Mollo
One Day at a Time
Beyoncé's
Lemonade
Is the Only Thing That Matters
by Ann Romano
New Column!
Mr. Clean Magic Eraser: Deleted Customer Reviews
I, Anonymous Blog
It All Makes Sense Now
by Anonymous
Morning, Meth, Max
by Anonymous
Skeletal Spectacle
by Anonymous
A Walk in the Dog Park, i.e. Fred Meyers
by Anonymous
Gym Rat
by Anonymous
I Know What You are in the Dark
by Anonymous
Jammy Fallon
by Anonymous
The Corpse is Still Warm
by Anonymous
Hey! Hey! You! You! Shut Up About Your Boyfriend!
by Anonymous
The Man With the Big Truck is Driving
by Anonymous
Vote Smart or Get Trumped
by Anonymous
Violent Dog Owner Shithead
by Anonymous
Family Back Home
by Anonymous
Pregnant Women Are Smug
by Anonymous
Spage Age Gas Station in King City
by Anonymous
JetBlue Blazers Baby Boy
by Anonymous
Savage Love & Sex
Savage Love
The One-Night Stand
by Dan Savage
Letters
Letters to the Editor
"Maybe the Candidates Should Have a Rap Battle Royale."