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Jun. 22
Print Edition for the week of
Jun. 22 - 28, 2016
Vol. 17, No. 6
J. Morrison
News
"Bomb Train" Blowup
Push to Block Oil Trains Heats Up with Arrest of 21 Activists Last Week
by Doug Brown
Swan Island May Soon Have the Boat Launch of Your Dreams
But Some Say the City's Plan to Pay for It Is Shoddy
by Dirk VanderHart
Hall Monitor: In the Hole
The City's About to Spend Money It Doesn't Have to Fight Homelessness
by Dirk VanderHart
In Other News
Another New Tax? More Inclusive IDs!
by Dirk VanderHart
Music
Naked Hour's Debut Is the Least Lonely-Sounding Breakup Album
Always On The Weekend
Chronicles the Demise of a Relationship
by Ciara Dolan
The Odyssey of Benjamin Clementine
From Paris Streets to International Stardom
by Santi Elijah Holley
Sleeping Beauties' Vital American Punk
The Portland Band's Self-Titled Debut Is Poetic in Its Disgusting Flourishes
by Andrew R Tonry
Things to Do Music
Noteworthy Shows This Week
All-Ages Action!
This Week in All-Ages Music
by Morgan Troper
Food and Drink
The Eight Best Items at Pine Street Market
(And They're All 10 Bucks or Less!)
by Andrea Damewood
Cannabis
Cannabuzz: The Rise of Canna Bullies
Not Everyone in the Cannabis World Is Chill
by Josh Jardine
Ask a Pot Lawyer: Are Dispensary Owners Liable?
If a Customer Does Something Stupid, Are Business Owners to Blame?
by Vince Sliwoski
Books
Chuck Klosterman Hasn't Seen the Future, But He's Thought About It A LOT
The
Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs
Author on the Disappearance of Everything
by Megan Burbank
Lisa Hanawalt's Lessons in Reverse-Centaur Appreciation
The Foodie Hijinks and Horse People of
Hot Dog Taste Test
by Suzette Smith
Feature
The Portland DJ/Dance Night Mega List!
Here Are the Best Places to Shake Your Bum
I, Anonymous
Honey Bucket Blues
Honey Bucket Blues
The Jeff Goldblum Issue
Jeff Goldblum Is the Savior of Planet Earth
Jeff Goldblum: Resurgence >
Independence Day: Resurgence
by Erik Henriksen
Starring Dr. Ian Malcolm as Himself
Ian Malcolm Should Have His Own TV Show. Here Are Some Ideas!
by Elinor Jones
How to Talk Like Jeff Goldblum
Can
You
Talk Like Jeff Goldblum? Spoiler: No
by Andrew Wright
Jeff Goldblum's Psychosexual Power
It Will Hold You in Its Thrall
by Megan Burbank
The Day We Thought Jeff Goldblum Died
It Was the Saddest Day in History
by Suzette Smith
Your Very Own Jeff Goldblum Paper Doll!
Featuring Stylish Looks from
Jurassic Park
,
The Life Aquatic
,
Buckaroo Banzai
, and
The Fly
!
by Jeannette Langmead
Jeff Goldblum: The Ultimate Filmography of Our Greatest Living Actor
Jeff Goldblum... from A to Z!
by The
Portland Mercury
Jeff Goldblum Appreciation Society
On the Cover
Meet the HOMOCATS
This Week's Cover Artist, J Morrison, on the Gayest Cats Ever
by Kathleen Marie
Everything as Fuck
Want to Make America great? Grow the Fuck Up.
by Ian Karmel
Sold Out
A Chat with Designer Lizz Basinger
by Cassie Ridgway
One Day at a Time
Taylor Swift Hooks Up with Tom Hiddleston! FINALLY!
by Ann Romano
New Column!
"Keep Your Naked Bottom Clean and Neat"
by a Portland, Oregon Bicycle Seat
by Portland, Oregon Bicycle Seat
Letters
Letters to the Editor
"The
Portland Mercury
and Erik Henriksen Have Reached an All-Time Low."
I, Anonymous Blog
Portland Slow
by Anonymous
Naked huh?
by Anonymous
Thigh of The Tiger
by Anonymous
Rushin' Immigrants
by Anonymous
Poop-b-gone
by Anonymous
Illegal Dumper
by Anonymous
Scary Messages
by Anonymous
BIKETOWN IS HERE... except for the disabled
by Anonymous
Hot Live Action Bike Porn
by Anonymous
honey bucket blues II
by Anonymous
Please, Sir, Can I buy some organic mangoes?
by Anonymous
Every Day People
by Anonymous
Stay Out of My Business
by Anonymous
Can we? I want to believe, but we wont.
by Anonymous
I've got to pee!
by Anonymous
Savage Love & Sex
Savage Love
Pups
by Dan Savage
Drink This
Portland Soda Works Elevates the Syrup Game
by Heather Arndt Anderson