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Oct. 26
Print Edition for the week of
Oct. 26 - Nov. 1, 2016
Vol. 17, No. 24
Kenneth Huey
News
Bullseye Glass Might Have Polluted Groundwater, Too
State Testing Suggests Nasty Metals Were Draining from its Roof for Decades
by Daniel Forbes
Prosecutors Say the Racist Who Ran Down Larnell Bruce “Cannot Be Rehabilitated”
He Was Let Off the Hook for a Violent Assault Just Last Year
by Doug Brown
Hall Monitor: The Mayor’s Private Rap Session
City Employees Have Questions About the Police Union Contract, Too
by Dirk VanderHart
Music
Chance the Rapper’s
Coloring Book
Is Vibrant and Colorful
His New Mixtape Proves That Music’s All We Got
by Jenni Moore
Things to Do Music
Noteworthy Shows for the Week of October 26-November 1
by Mercury Staff
The Orb Wants the World to Chill
Don’t Have a
COW
by Robert Ham
Record Review: WL,
Light Years
by Ciara Dolan
Sneaker Wave
The Latest in Portland Hip-Hop
by Jenni Moore
Movies & TV
David Pumpkins Does Not Appear in
Inferno
And What
Does
Appear Is Pretty Crappy
by Ned Lannamann
Things To Do Film
This Week:
Rosemary's Baby
,
Michael Moore in Trumpland
, and a
Halloween
Double Feature
Issa Rae Will Cure Your Broken Pussy
There Isn’t Another Show Like
Insecure
by Jenni Moore
Demon
: Ugh, Who Invited the Possessed Guy?
He Better Not Puke Everywhere
by Andrew Wright
Werner Herzog Versus the Volcano
The Skeletons, Cargo Cults, and Exploding Lava of
Into the Inferno
by Erik Henriksen
The Handmaiden
’s Cruel Beauty
A Ravishing, Demented Effort from Park Chan-Wook
by Marc Mohan
Cannabis
This Horrifying Election Cycle Means It’s a Really Good Time to Live in a State with Legal Weed
Sometimes Getting High Is the Only Way to Deal with Trump
by David Schmader
Books
Put Your Pinkies Up at Adelina Books
Portland’s Newest Bookstore is a Safe Space for Art and Film Snobs
by Kjerstin Johnson
Shawn Levy Recounts the Sweet Life
Dolce Vita Confidential
: A Look into Postwar Italy’s Blossoming Film Industry
by Robert Ham
Theater & Performance
Assistance
Portrays the Sad Desk Life a Little Too Well
When Your Protagonists Are Named Nick and Nora, You Know Things Are Dire
by Megan Burbank
I, Anonymous
The Best and Worst of Portland
by Anonymous
Lush Life
Oregon Breweries Win Big at the Great American Beer Festival
Competition Grows Stiffer Every Year, But the Beaver State Triumphs
by Brian Yaeger
Last Supper
Hello, Hungary
Langosh, Goulash And Schnitzel at Hungaricana
by Andrea Damewood
Cannabuzz
Drink Your Greens
Portland Juice Company’s New Juice Includes Actual Hemp Leaves
by Josh Jardine
Sold Out
Portland’s Pretty
Hot Looks and Free Wine at the Danner Boots Party
by Marissa Sullivan
One Day at a Time
Jay Z vs. Kanye > Clinton vs. Trump
by Ann Romano
New Column!
What Can You Expect at This Year’s HUMP? S-E-X! (And Other Fun Stuff!)
by Mercury Staff
Letters
Letters to the Editor
“If All Pub and Restaurant Patios Were Smoke-Free, They’d Get a Lot More Patrons.”
I, Anonymous Blog
Peak Bike Rage
by Anonymous
In the Year Twenty Forty Two
by Anonymous
"Ride" by Twenty One Pilots is Fucking Awful
by Anonymous
Some Folks Say
by Anonymous
Ode to the Human Raisers
by Anonymous
Dear Protesters
by Anonymous
Hillbilly Priviledge
by Anonymous
162nd Avenue
by Anonymous
The Drunks
by Anonymous
Name Dropping
by Anonymous
Their Problem
by Anonymous
Keep Portland Cookie Cutter
by Anonymous
The Gub'ment Bad
by Anonymous
Freedom Dog
by Anonymous
Women of Color
by Anonymous
Savage Love & Sex
Savage Love
Seven Nights
by Dan Savage
I’m Just Visiting
Portland is Better than LA Because Hot Milk.
by Hutch Harris
Millennial Tales of Terror
True Horror Stories from
Mercury
Writers about Ghosts, Serial Killers, and the Worst Date Ever
by Mercury Staff