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Dec. 28
Print Edition for the week of
Dec. 28 - Jan. 3, 2017
Vol. 17, No. 33
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News
Before You Say Goodbye to 2016, Read This
It’s Our Annual Rundown of Portland’s Most Essential Stories
by Doug Brown and Dirk VanderHart
Music
Bands I Pretended to Like for Boys
A Partial History
by Kathleen Tarrant
Things to Do Music
Noteworthy Shows for the Week of December 28-January 3
by Mercury Staff
Movies & TV
We Got You a 2017 Film Preview! You're Welcome!
Featuring: Aliens! Baby Drivers! And a LOT of Angry Monkeys!
by Erik Henriksen and Ned Lannamann
Things To Do Film
Bruce Lee! Chow Yun-Fat! A New Year’s Day Hong Kong-a-Thon!
Comedy
Laugh Until You Cry
The Best Comedy Albums of 2016
by Barbara Holm
Books
Hot Season
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Purity
From Franzen on Down, Activist Lit is So Hot Right Now. Portland’s Susan DeFreitas Gets it Right.
by Megan Burbank
Theater & Performance
Take Your Inner Child to
La Belle
Enter the World of the Automaton at Imago Theatre
by Thomas Ross
Feature
Alex Falcone’s Things Not Invited Back in 2017
The Annual List of Things from 2016 that Were Just “No”
by Alex Falcone
Ask a Pot Lawyer
Is It a Good Idea to Bring Your Stash on the Road?
Idaho Doesn’t Care If You Purchased Your Weed Legally
by Vince Sliwoski
I, Anonymous
An Open Letter to Portland
Lush Life
Snowpocalypse Impedes Local Man’s Access to Cozy Whiskey Bars
Celebrate the Non-Inclement Weather By Drinking at These Places
by Thomas Ross
Last Supper
The
Merc
Food Critic’s Personal Favorites
Where This Pro Eats on Her Own Time and Dime
by Andrea Damewood
Cannabuzz
Caregiving with Cannabis, by Trial and Error
Cannabis Helps, But We Still Need a Lot More Info
by Josh Jardine
Sold Out
Veil & Valor Look to Viking Culture for Inspiration
by Cassie Ridgway
One Day at a Time
The Year in Review (Part II!)
by Ann Romano
New Column!
The
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’s Absolutely 100 Percent Guaranteed Accurate Predictions for 2017!
Letters
Letters to the Editor
The “Best” of Readers’ Letters and Comments from 2016.
I, Anonymous Blog
Abundantly Lazy
by Anonymous
The Puppet-Elect
by Anonymous
Steve Martin is a BAD Man
by Anonymous
New Job, No Guidance
by Anonymous
Bringing Up Cost with a Tattooed Person = Dunce
by Anonymous
Bye-Bye Birdie
by Anonymous
I Need to Reassess My Life
by Anonymous
Payment Plan Default
by Anonymous
Paying Respects
by Anonymous
Dance Party Shalaelah
by Anonymous
Savage Love & Sex
Savage Love
Revolution Hall
by Dan Savage
I’m Just Visiting
Seattle: Can’t Find a Vedder Man
by Hutch Harris