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Dec. 20
Print Edition for the week of
Dec. 20 - 26, 2017
Vol. 18, No. 32
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News
A New Fee Meant to Spruce Up City Streets Has Property Owners Enraged
It’s Also Got City Officials Contemplating Bizarre Workarounds
by Dirk VanderHart
Hall Monitor: Scoff Medicine
Portland Probably Misspent Millions in Utility Funds. It’s Finally Paying Some Back.
by Dirk VanderHart
Music
The
Mercury
’s Best Musical Moments of 2017
From Meeting Our Idols to Crying at Their Concerts
by Mercury Music Staff
The Best Records of 2017
As Selected by
Portland Mercury
Music Writers
by Mercury Music Staff
The 13 Best Concerts to See in Portland This Week: December 20-26
Cheer the Fuck Up! It's Time to Hit the Banana Stand, or go Winter Wassailing... on Weeeed!
Movies & TV
The 22 Best Films to Catch in Portland Theaters This Week: December 22-28
All the Movies You Need to Avoid Your Awful Family!
by Mercury Staff
All the Money in the World
Should Have Been a Disaster. It’s Not!
Ridley Scott Calls in the Plummer to Salvage a Kidnap Thriller
by Ned Lannamann
The Sumptuous Beauty of
Call Me by Your Name
Impossibly Hot, Impossibly Romantic
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Aww! Look How Teensy Weensy Matt Damon Is in
Downsizing
!
He’s So Itty Bitty!
by Vince Mancini
On
Jumanji
(and Not Being a Jerk)
Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
Is Not for Me. Or You, Probably.
by Elinor Jones
Aaron Sorkin and Jessica Chastain Play
Molly’s Game
Is Her Game... Jenga?
by Eric D. Snider
Visual Art
Experience Pure Sound Art at Variform Gallery
With New Work From Ben Glas, The Space Makes the Medium Accessible
by Robert Ham
Books
Shut Up About Nazi-Punching and Pick Up
Antifa: The Anti-Fascist Handbook
Mark Bray on Anti-Nazi Punks, Italian Feminist Witches, and How to Defeat an Ideology of Hatred
by Chase Burns
Theater & Performance
Cheer Up! There’s One Good Thing to See During Holiday Theater Season
You Should Go See
A Christmas Carol
. Yes, That
Christmas Carol
.
by Megan Burbank
Top 20 Podcasts of 2017
by Amber Cortes, Heidi Groover, Katie Herzog, Sean Nelson and Rich Smith
Feature
The
Mercury
Guide to Best New Year’s Eves in Town
This Year Wasn’t Great. But Your New Year’s Eve Still Can Be!
by Mercury Staff
Lush Life
Just the Kind of Creepy We Need Right Now
Creepy’s is Keeping Portland Weird, and Grounded.
by Thomas Ross
I, Anonymous
This Week’s Featured I, Anonymous!
‘Tis the Season (for Misplaced Priorities)
by Anonymous
Ask a Pot Lawyer
Are There Too Many Weed Licenses Nowadays?
And Is the State Going to Do Anything to Prevent Oversaturation?
by Vince Sliwoski
Cannabuzz
The Emerald Cup Is a Fairyland of Weed
Santa Rosa, California’s Cannabis Festival Is Better Than Oz
by Josh Jardine
Sold Out
Where to Shop for Your Holiday Look
Don You Now Your Gay Apparel—Locally!
by Cassie Ridgway
One Day at a Time
The Best of 2017 (Part One)
Or, Yes! Actual Okay Things Happened This Year!
by Ann Romano
New Column!
The
Mercury
’s Guide to Holiday Letters!
Letters
Letters to the Editor
The Truth About Bigfoot—
Revealed at Last!
(Sort of.) (Not Really.)
I, Anonymous Blog
Porch Criddlers
by Anonymous
Right on Daddy-O
by Anonymous
#BestHusbandEver
by Anonymous
It does stink, I promise you.
by Anonymous
Stitches
by Anonymous
Peacock Lane: You Told Me to Go Fuck Myself
by Anonymous
General PDX Cycle
by Anonymous
Teen Movie Myth
by Anonymous
Jolly Cold Black Heart
by Anonymous
Twas the Day Before Christmas
by Anonymous
Dear Tweakers: Kill 2 birds w/1 stone!
by Anonymous
Surveys
by Anonymous
What's the 411?
by Anonymous
Savage Love & Sex
Savage Love
Loving Lesbians
by Dan Savage
What’s She Mad About Now?
Internalized Misogyny Is a Bitch
White Women: We Have a Problem
by Courtenay Hameister
The Waiting Game
The Trouble with Tipping
The Pros and Cons of Restaurant Gratuities
by Chad Walsh
From Slacktivism to Activism
The 10 Best Ways to Make a Difference in Portland This Week: December 20-26
Bake America Great Again with Charity Dinners, Toy Drives, and Showing Solidarity in Song.
by Emilly Prado