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2009
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Dec. 17
Print Edition for the week of
Dec. 17 - 23, 2009
Vol. 10, No. 30
Erik Sandberg
News
Too Quick with His Hands
Jurors Rebuke Sheriff's Deputy for Head Punch
by Matt Davis
Where's My Pho-King Money?
Workers File Suit Against Toast & Pho
by Sarah Mirk
Hall Monitor
Hitting Back
by Matt Davis
Colossal Ideas
Five Pitches for the Future of Memorial Coliseum
by Sarah Mirk
In Other News
Music
The Last Frontier
Portugal. The Man Are Like No Other
by Ezra Ace Caraeff
Breaking up with Home
The Rural Alberta Advantage's Hometowns
by Ned Lannamann
String Theories
Brittain Ashford's Folk Tales
by Andrew Stout
Our Town Could Be Your Life
by Cary Clarke
Up & Coming
Movies & TV
Space Invaders
Avatar
and the Not-So-Subtle Return of James Cameron
by Erik Henriksen
Did You Hear About the Morgans?
Because They Suck.
by Marjorie Skinner
Forget About the Rugby Match
Endgame
Scores Higher than
Invictus
by Ned Lannamann
Solitary Man
Jason Reitman and George Clooney Are
Up in the Air
by Erik Henriksen
None of Your
Beeswax
Bujalski Makes Normal Interesting
by Marjorie Skinner
Britain: "Life Is Shit."
Delving into the Shadows with British Noir
by Dave Bow
Geek Out
In Which You Are Lectured by Your Xbox
by Earnest "Nex" Cavalli
Film Shorts
This Week on Television
Food and Drink
Alabama Song
Pope House and Branch Are the Next Whiskey Bar
by Patrick Alan Coleman
Warm Up II
Second Annual Winter Warmer Recipe List
by Patrick Alan Coleman
Books
Literary Locavores
Publication Studio Re-imagines Publishing
by John Motley
Parsing Poetry
Nicholson Baker Makes Even Poetry Seem Awesome
by Courtney Ferguson
Theater & Performance
Creative Coupling
Dance + Opera + Booze =
Waltzing + Wassailing
by Jane Carlen
Feature
More than Missionary
Portland's LGBT Mormons Explain Who They Are, How They Are, and What They Want
by Sarah Mirk
I, Anonymous
Soup de Nuts
by Anonymous
Blaze of Our Lives
by Ezra Ace Caraeff
Sold Out
The Last Minute
One Day at a Time
The Week in Review
by Ann Romano
New Column!
Letters
Letters to the Editor
Savage Love & Sex
Savage Love
P Is for...
by Dan Savage
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