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Aug. 10
Print Edition for the week of
Aug. 10 - 16, 2000
Vol. 1, No. 11
Charles Krafft
News
IT'S BACK TO SCHOOL FOR THE OCA
The Voices of the "Student Protection Act"
by Katia Dunn
On My Soapbox
Drug Policy Backfires
by Phil Busse
Music
No Joke
Well-educated Hipster Likes Britney Unironically
by Jon Willett
Kitty Diggins
DJ Bio
by Julianne Shepherd
LIVE MUSIC
Activist Song
The Amalgated Everlasting Union Chorus Local 824
by Ariel Gore
Up & Coming
CD Review
DJ Listings
Movies & TV
A Real Pisser
Even Drunk, The Replacements Still Sucks
by Charles Mudede and Bruce Reid
A Syrupy Sweet Fog
Seduced by Her Eyelashes
by Katia Dunn
Mercury Video Picks
Midget Porn
by Darklady
This Week on TV
Film Shorts
Food and Drink
LIMELIGHT RESTAURANT
by Jeff Jassmond
Visual Art
(w)hole
Art Review
by Karrin Ellertson
My, What a Busy Week!
Visual Arts Listings
Books
The Big Hunger
by Monica Drake
Cut My Hair
by Jamie S. Rich
Readings Listings
Theater & Performance
Siobahn Caverly
Theater Bio
by Russell Meyer
Theater Listings
Dating Tips for Horny Boys
How to Kiss
by Marie Martin
I, Anonymous
I Rob Banks
One Day at a Time
The Week in Review
by Ann Romano
New Column!
HOW'S MY DRIVING? Reviews of Portland's Delivery Drivers
by Cedrick Davenport
Letters
Letters to the Editor
Savage Love & Sex
Savage Love
Lonely, Suicidal, and POPULAR!
by Dan Savage
I Love Television
It's Just Too Real!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey