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Aug. 24
Print Edition for the week of
Aug. 24 - 30, 2000
Vol. 1, No. 13
Pete Bagge
News
PAIN
The Only Thing Worse Than a Disintegrating Tooth Is Having It Yanked by a Sliding-Scale Dentist
by Rick Levin
THE STRONG-ARM OF JUSTICE
Has Mandatory Minimum Sentencing Set Up an Unfair Advantage?
PINING FOR VICTORY
The Green Party Goes for Respectability
by Phil Busse
Crime Scene
Dukes of Hazard
by Phil Busse
Music
Lose My Breath
The Prids: A Lovely Kick in the Gut
by Julianne Shepherd
Repeater
In Search of the Locked Groove
by Rolf Semprebon
Up & Coming
CD Review
Live Music Listings
DJ Listings
Club Directory
Movies & TV
Ghosts, Textures, Lies
The Coy Nature of Alice et Martin
by Julianne Shepherd
Cheer Up, Chuck!
Charlton Heston Goes Mutant Hunting in The Omega Man
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Mercury Video Picks
PLANNING YOUR OWN FUNERAL
by Phil Busse
This Week on TV
Film Shorts
Food and Drink
Noah's Bagels
by Katia Dunn
Visual Art
16x20
Art Review
by Sean Tejaratchi
My, What a Busy Week!
Visual Arts Listings
Books
Venus Drive
Books Review
by Monica Drake
Readings Listings
Theater & Performance
You're A Good Man, Charlie Brown
Theater Review
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Theater Listings
I Love Television
Why the Caged Hump Sings
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
I, Anonymous
I HATE BOURGEOUIS MOTORCYCLISTS
One Day at a Time
The Week in Review
by Ann Romano
New Column!
WIN ANY FIGHT! WITH BETTY WHITE
Letters
Letters to the Editor
Savage Love & Sex
SAVAGE LOVE
Sleazy Meetings
by Dan Savage
It Sure is a Scientific World
Looking For Mr. Goodworm
by John Dooley