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Sep. 13
Print Edition for the week of
Sep. 13 - 26, 2018
Vol. 19, No. 17
Manee Friday
News
Dozens of Asylum-Seeking Immigrants Are Finally Being Released from an Oregon Prison. Now What?
by Alex Zielinski
Music
Angel Olsen Contemplates Murder, “Sad Girl Shit,” and Pop Music
by John Coyle
EP Review: Loose,
Haircut
The Portland Trio’s Debut Keeps Things Nice and Tight
by Ben Salmon
The 23 Best Concerts to See in Portland: September 13-26
From Hand Habits to Kneebody to Toe
by The
Mercury
Music Experts Dream Team™
Movies & TV
Mandy
Review: Blood, Guts, and Rock ’n’ Roll
by Erik Henriksen
The Predator
Review: A Janky Shot of Cosmic Slop
by Bobby Roberts
The 27 Best Movies and Shows to Watch in Portland: Sept 14-26
by Mercury Things to Do Staff
Food and Drink
Brunch Better with Karaoke at The Alibi and Jazz at Perlot
by Andrea Damewood
Kargi Gogo: The Rich Enchantments of Georgian Cuisine
by MJ Skegg
Cannabis
Three Not-at-All Made-Up Cannabis Product Reviews
Hey, Sometimes We Have to Go Negative
by Josh Jardine
Comedy
W. Kamau Bell’s Insightful Sociopolitical Commentary Brings the House Down
by Jenni Moore
Theater & Performance
John Cameron Mitchell Dishes on
Shrill
,
Anthem
, and Working It to Pay His Mother’s Bills
by Suzette Smith
Sports
Thorns Head to Playoffs—Here are the Players to Watch!
by Erin O'Regan
I, Anonymous
Pro Tip
by Anonymous
New Column!
New Biweekly
Mercury
Slogans That Were Quickly Rejected
by Mercury Staff
I, Anonymous Blog
Over watered
by Anonymous
This Is How It Happens:
by Anonymous
It Wasn’t Me
by Anonymous
Locally Owned and Family Operated
by Anonymous
Be Good
by Anonymous
Litterbug
by Anonymous
Poop Happens
by Anonymous
Entitled Breeder Dad
by Anonymous
Whose crap? Your crap!
by Anonymous
As Your Doctor
by Anonymous
To the woman in the Lexus who just flipped me off
by Anonymous
Park Elsewhere!!!
by Anonymous
I'm Going To Lose It
by Anonymous
Do you know how privileged you are?
by Anonymous
You Are Dense
by Anonymous
Outliers of Oregon
by Anonymous
Ice cream bullies
by Anonymous
Phil Knighting
by Anonymous
Fuck Your Job Posting
by Anonymous
Old Is In The Way
by Anonymous
You Might Be a Pagan....
by Anonymous
Cut the crap
by Anonymous
Fyi
by Anonymous
Abolish ICE, or...
by Anonymous
Savage Love & Sex
Savage Love: Gay and Lonely
by Dan Savage
Columns
Wm. Steven Humphrey's Adventures in Newspapering
“Crossword Puzzle”
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
The Party Review
The Party Review: Who's up for Spittle Cake?
by Mx. Dahlia Belle
Portland’s Pretty
Portland's Pretty: What?
Another
Skate Event?
by Marissa Sullivan
Sneaker Wave
The Latest in Portland Hip-Hop
A Conversation with Kayela to the Muthafuckin J
by Jenni Moore
Community & Activism
The 13 Best Ways to Make a Difference in Portland this Week: September 13-26
Radical Urban Farming, a Gender-Affirming Extravaganza (AKA It Girl,) and an Independent Living Movie Night Fundraiser
by Emilly Prado
This Too Shall Pass
Time’s Up for Louis C.K., Woody Allen, and Raccoons
by Elinor Jones
Crossword
Crossword: “Up for Debate”
by Brendan Emmett Quigley
Crossword Solution
“Up for Debate”
Answers
by Brendan Emmett Quigley
Portland Handbook 2018
Welcome to the
Mercury
’s Portland Handbook
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
How to Fake Being a Portland Native
by Joe Streckert
You’re Riding Your E-Scooter Wrong
by Erik Henriksen, X-Treme E-Scooter Stunt Rider
The 10 Portland Bands You Should Be Listening to Right Now
by Ciara Dolan
How to Smoke Weed in Public and Get Away with It
by Jenni Moore
Portland Things That You Really Only Need to Do Once
by Elinor Jones
How to Pet Every Dog Without Being a Creep
by Mx. Dahlia Belle
How to Drink Like a Portland Person
by Ben Coleman
How to be a Portland Restaurant Customer
by Mamie Stevenson
Who Runs What in Portland Politics
by Alex Zielinski
A Field Guide to Old Portland
by Heather Arndt Anderson
How to Tip (in Unusual Portland Situations)
by Suzette Smith
Public Transit Just Got a Huge Expansion. Here’s What You Need to Know.
by Ned Lannamann
Why You Should Love 82nd Avenue
by Robert Ham
Opinion
What Can City Council Learn From the Mistakes at Holgate Manor?
by Alex Zielinski