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Sep. 21
Print Edition for the week of
Sep. 21 - 27, 2000
Vol. 1, No. 17
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News
THE MERCURY'S BACK TO SCHOOL HANDBOOK!
Not Making the Grade
Does Grade Inflation Hurt Minority Students?
by Jim Redden
On My Soapbox
Pitching a Circus Tent
by Phil Busse
Music
Sentimental Tyranny
Stephin Merritt Is a Big Gay Composer
by Jeff DeRoche
Something Wicked This Way Comes
NXNW: Sounds Like Business!!
by Julianne Shepherd
Your Tailor-Made, Cut-the-Crap Guide to NXNW
Up & Coming
They Changed Their Minds
A True, Behind-the-Scenes Tale of NXNW
by Mykle Hansen
Club Review
by Julianne Shepherd
Live Music Listings
Club Directory
CD Review
DJ Listings
Movies & TV
Compromised by Friendship
Talking with Cameron Crowe is Fun and Easy
by Andy Spletzer
Surf's Up!
Post-Modernism in a Bikini
by Tamara Paris
NXNW Digital Video Shorts
Mercury Video Picks
Back-To-Cruel
by Gregory Tozian
This Week on TV
Film Shorts
Food and Drink
URBAN ONION
by Jeff Jassmond
Visual Art
Plans for a Beautiful City
Art Review
by Karrin Ellertson
My, What a Busy Week!
Visual Arts Listings
Books
Meat Won't Pay My Light Bill
Book Review
by Monica Drake
Readings Listings
Theater & Performance
Popcorn
Theater Review
by D.K. Holm
Theater Listings
Feature
Classix Made E-Z!
All You Need to Know About All You Need to Know
by David Schmader
Fun With Drunks
From Peanut Butter to Polaroids
by Bradley Steinbacher
Creative Lying 101
There's No Such Thing as a Late Paper
by Jason Pagano
Cheap and Fun
A Penny Pincher's Guide to Pleasure
by Bradley Steinbacher
HANDS OFF, JACKASS!
A Collegiate Guide to Sexual Harassment
by Traci Vogel and Allie Holly-Gottlieb
Oral Studies
A Guide to Quick Collegiate Blowjobs
by Adam Schwartz
WHAT'S HOT AND WHAT'S SNOT
Trends for Today's Troubled Post-Teens
by Chelsea Cain and Amateur Trend Spotter
MY FIRST CLIP 'N' SAVE DIRECTORY
by Brahmani Houston
Savage Love & Sex
Savage Love
SM 101
by Dan Savage
Letters
Letters to the Editor
One Day at a Time
The Week in Review
by Ann Romano
I, Anonymous
Deadbeat Daddy
Dating Tips for Horny Boys
How to Have a Quickie
by Marie Martin
I Love Television
Corporal Punishment Pop Quiz
by Wm. Steven Humphrey