Print Edition for the week of
Sep. 21 - 27, 2000

Vol. 1, No. 17
Sweet, Sad Kelly O.

News

THE MERCURY'S BACK TO SCHOOL HANDBOOK!

Not Making the Grade

Does Grade Inflation Hurt Minority Students?

On My Soapbox

Pitching a Circus Tent

Music

Sentimental Tyranny

Stephin Merritt Is a Big Gay Composer

Something Wicked This Way Comes

NXNW: Sounds Like Business!!

Your Tailor-Made, Cut-the-Crap Guide to NXNW

Up & Coming

They Changed Their Minds

A True, Behind-the-Scenes Tale of NXNW

Club Review

Live Music Listings

Club Directory

CD Review

DJ Listings

Movies & TV

Compromised by Friendship

Talking with Cameron Crowe is Fun and Easy

Surf's Up!

Post-Modernism in a Bikini

NXNW Digital Video Shorts

Mercury Video Picks

Back-To-Cruel

This Week on TV

Film Shorts

Food and Drink

URBAN ONION

Visual Art

Books

Meat Won't Pay My Light Bill

Book Review

Readings Listings

Theater & Performance

Popcorn

Theater Review

Theater Listings

Feature

Classix Made E-Z!

All You Need to Know About All You Need to Know

Fun With Drunks

From Peanut Butter to Polaroids

Creative Lying 101

There's No Such Thing as a Late Paper

Cheap and Fun

A Penny Pincher's Guide to Pleasure

HANDS OFF, JACKASS!

A Collegiate Guide to Sexual Harassment

Oral Studies

A Guide to Quick Collegiate Blowjobs

WHAT'S HOT AND WHAT'S SNOT

Trends for Today's Troubled Post-Teens

MY FIRST CLIP 'N' SAVE DIRECTORY

Savage Love & Sex

Savage Love

SM 101

One Day at a Time

The Week in Review

I, Anonymous

Dating Tips for Horny Boys

How to Have a Quickie

I Love Television

Corporal Punishment Pop Quiz