PORTLAND MERCURY HOLIDAY GUIDE TO GIFTS

Dog Eat Dog

Animal Rights Groups Want to Put the Brakes on Dog Racing

Gay vs. Gay

Portland Lacks Services for Dealing with Gay Violence

THE DOTTED LINE

Eminem Goes From White to Worse

An Evening With Slim Shady and His Teeny Tiny Teenyboppers

All Songs Popular and Cheesy

Karaoke From Hell: Be a Star, If You Dare

Up & Coming

Truly

Through the Eyes of Steve Kramp

Live Music Listings

Perfect Night Vision

If You Had an Acoustic Guitar...

DJ Wicked

DJ BIO

DJ Listings

Club Directory

CD Review

You're a Steaming Pile, Mr. Grinch

Hey, I Don't Remember the Dog Getting a Rim Job in the Book!

Unbearable

M. Night Shyamalan Cashes a Big, Blank Check

Choose Your Own Review!

Spike and Mike's Classic Festival of Animation

Mercury Video Picks

Revenge So Sweet

This Week on TV

Film Shorts

JOE'S DONUT SHOP

Art Review

My, What a Busy Week!

Visual Arts Listings

Star Trek: The Lame Generation

William Shatner Destroys Preserver

Book Review

Readings Listings

Theater

The Cripple Of Inishmaan Theater Review

Theater Listings

Gifts for the Seratonin-Inhibited

by the author of the popular Mercury column Bass Fishing With Napalm,

Gifts for the Scientist in your Life

by the author of the popular Mercury column It Sure is a Scientific World!,

Gifts for Horny Boys (& Girls)

by the author of the popular Mercury column Dating Tips for Horny Boys,

Gifts for Newsmakers

by the author of the popular Mercury column One Day at a Time,

Gifts for the Television-Loving Geek

by the author of the popular Mercury column I Love Television,

Savage Love

Family Matters

Letters to the Editor

"FINISH THE FACE OF SUEY CHOW" CONTEST WINNER!

The Week in Review

BONEhead BARTENDERS BEWARE!

Ode to Quacky

It Sure Is a Scientific World!

Of Parasites & Anal Cannons