Print Edition for the week of
Nov. 23 - 29, 2000

Vol. 1, No. 26
Nick Ciancibelli

News

PORTLAND MERCURY HOLIDAY GUIDE TO GIFTS

Dog Eat Dog

Animal Rights Groups Want to Put the Brakes on Dog Racing

Gay vs. Gay

Portland Lacks Services for Dealing with Gay Violence

THE DOTTED LINE

Music

Eminem Goes From White to Worse

An Evening With Slim Shady and His Teeny Tiny Teenyboppers

All Songs Popular and Cheesy

Karaoke From Hell: Be a Star, If You Dare

Up & Coming

Truly

Through the Eyes of Steve Kramp

Perfect Night Vision

If You Had an Acoustic Guitar...

Live Music Listings

DJ Wicked

DJ BIO

DJ Listings

CD Review

Club Directory

Movies & TV

You're a Steaming Pile, Mr. Grinch

Hey, I Don't Remember the Dog Getting a Rim Job in the Book!

Unbearable

M. Night Shyamalan Cashes a Big, Blank Check

Choose Your Own Review!

Spike and Mike's Classic Festival of Animation

Mercury Video Picks

Revenge So Sweet

This Week on TV

Film Shorts

Food and Drink

JOE'S DONUT SHOP

Visual Art

Books

Star Trek: The Lame Generation

William Shatner Destroys Preserver

Book Review

Readings Listings

Theater & Performance

Theater

The Cripple Of Inishmaan Theater Review

Theater Listings

Feature

Gifts for the Seratonin-Inhibited

by the author of the popular Mercury column Bass Fishing With Napalm,

Gifts for the Scientist in your Life

by the author of the popular Mercury column It Sure is a Scientific World!,

Gifts for Horny Boys (& Girls)

by the author of the popular Mercury column Dating Tips for Horny Boys,

Gifts for Newsmakers

by the author of the popular Mercury column One Day at a Time,

Gifts for the Television-Loving Geek

by the author of the popular Mercury column I Love Television,

Savage Love

Family Matters

One Day at a Time

The Week in Review

I Love Television

Ode to Quacky

It Sure is a Scientific World

It Sure Is a Scientific World!

Of Parasites & Anal Cannons