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Jul. 4
Print Edition for the week of
Jul. 4 - 10, 2002
Vol. 3, No. 5
Dan McCarthy
News
Three Cheers for Beaverton?
With Health Clinics Closing, It's Beaverton To The Rescue
by Jaymee R. Cuti
Bumfight Tonight
Blumenauer Huffs and Puffs About the Homeless
by Phil Busse
In Other News...
Music
Feel The Fantasy
Jonny X and the Groadies = Entertainment
by Owen Ashworth
King of the Bronx
The High Father of DJs, Grandmaster Flash
by Jakey McMurray
Cat Meow Beats
Supersprite Paints Cool Electronic Pictures
by Julianne Shepherd
DJ Listings
CD Review
Live Music Listings
Up & Coming
Movies & TV
Got My Mojo Working
Powerpuff Girls Are So Fricken Cute
by Katia Dunn
Woe Is Me
Another Depressing French Film
by Marjorie Skinner
Joyless Humor
The Scum of the Universe Return
by Sean Nelson
Mercury Video Picks
Simply Red
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
This Week on TV
Film Shorts
Food and Drink
So Fresh, So Clean
Don't Believe Me? Ask my Maintenance Guy
by Katie Shimer
Eat It
Some Restaurants That Serve Nutritious and Tasty Food
Visual Art
My, What a Busy Week!
Books
Preview: Books
Happiness
by Marjorie Skinner
Readings Listings
Theater & Performance
Theater Review
Hedwig and the Angry Inch
by Justin Sanders
Theater Listings
Feature
A CLIP 'N' SAVE GUIDE TO ITCHES, BURNS, AND BUMPS
by Katie Shimer
STD = $$$$$$$$!
Making Your STD Work for You
by Phil Busse
Poxed by the Frenchman
Famous People Who Croaked from an STD
by Julianne Shepherd
The High Cost of Living
The State Runs Out of money for HIV Drugs
by Katia Dunn
Got Herp?
Don't Despair, Herpes Help is Here
by Katia Dunn
A Name Without Shame
Got STDs? Re-name Your Affliction
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
I Love Television
An Earful of Loogey
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Check it out Biznatch!
Check it out Biznatch
double-barrelled soul
I, Anonymous
i'd rather be screwing
One Day at a Time
The Week in Review
by Ann Romano
New Column!
Our All-American Salute to the STD: Fireworks, Apple Pie, and... is that a Sore?
Match the Mercury Employee
Letters
Letters to the Editor
Savage Love & Sex
Savage Love
Family Relations
by Dan Savage
Self-Hell
Do I Have Work-Related Stress?
by Chelsea Cain