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Vol. 20, No. 22
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Aaron Lee

I, Anonymous

I, Anonymous: Roll On

I, Anonymous Blog

Coronavirus Is Bad

Whenever Kindness Fails

The Experts

Choking on Wood Smoke

Not flushing

Quit hoarding toilet paper you assholes

Yes, I Was Staring At You In The Park

Virus helped me be free

The Spot

I Can See Why Now



Which Way This Goes

Social Distancing, emphasis on the DISTANCE

Good Guys Don't Disrespect the American Flag

What good has social media done for society?

Shameless Cougher

Just Take A Breath

After everything opens

Online, Deliveries, and Not Knowing Shit


The Inside

Feeling Hopeful...Groovy too

Social distance street hogs

White on Juneteenth

Stay in your lane

Homogenized Artificial-Vanilla Flavored Paste

Against the Rules, Trimet, Part 2

Let it Fly, 19 years later

I Have a Side but Take None

Chip In

The Kamikaze

I'm not a communist (and neither are you)


Old Friend Nothing New

Shit Job Mr. President

Dear Postal Workers,

Entertainment Industries

Now a Mandate, NOT!


How much longer?

Job Meddlers

Dear Toilet Paper Hoarders

Make Red Hate Blue More


Who do you think you are?

The Parallels

Anyone there?

Wash Em if you got Em

Small Biz Boon

Must Wear

Operation, Smash my Head

Kart Karens

Stop drumming!

Intersectional Unity or We're All Doomed

Game of chicken.

Dear Son

How long are you going to use your leaf blower?

The Futures So Bright

Missing pizza

Fear mongering

Do not associate your pain with karma

The Capital

Grab my hammer

Facebook, Twitter, Instagram


Menu item and restaurant item you miss

Masters in the art of awkward


It's A Work Thing

Two Things and That Better B All


What Are We Supposed To Do Now?

Dirty River

I really miss

Out Of Work Psychotherapist

The wins in this

I Was There

Sofa Street, Anywhere USA

Cleaned or Sanitized?

I’m the one who yelled at you and your germ infest

Not so clear picture.

I Can't Breathe EIther

Who is To Know?

Corona Delivery—signature required

What's with all the glass shards

Good news

The Pioneer


Beach Breeders with Spawn

Pull over and wait

something from the heart

Corner of Division and Hate

The 50th Pineapple


Not Goodie

The Other Side

Repeat, I said Repeat

Can't Stand It

Social Distance

F for Effort

I'll never trust your kids again

We NEED Recurring Cash Payments

Feeling Flat

Back in the World

Damn it's hard to let go.

Pee and other topics

“The people stayed home” quote is such bullshit.

A Pleasant Concussion


Troubled Mind, Must be the Blues

Busybody neighbor fucker


The Stay At Home Order

Tick tick

Food Semantics

Support group?

Great Achievements

RE: It’s the new normal


New Shoes

Go the fuck home

It’s hard to get by just upon a smile.

What's the Rush?

I Feel Bad, I Will Be Good

Where are the pictures?

Same time, place, and channel.

Please Please Please


Happy Thanksgiving

Dangerous Dissent

Protesting, rioting, and coronavirus


Pooch and me

You gotta fight for the right to party

The Feelings

Dear over-privileged white woman



You act like your shit don’t stink, literally

On Delivery Driving

Trimet Sense, Part 3


I, Anonymous Classic: "You Don't Give a Shirt"

Welcome, Come On In

Research It

What were you thinking?

You Are Dense

Thank You Neighbor

Both sides now

Excuse us from your Elderly Invincibility

I’ll be contacting corporate...

White People

The Hand and Belly

A Mask is a Mask

Blue Lives Scatter

Mean girls

"allies" - stop and think

Share the Canine Love

This is a test

Rides-re:After Everything Open Again

Part 2 Deliveries, Please


Stop assuming why I have so much food in my cart

Office drones

Social Finger Poke

Pandemics Rings True to Social Distance

Something's Wrong

Hey Dumbasses

Blow Harder

It's Too Sad To Be Ironic

Wax On, Wax Off

hijacked protest - NOT

1 + 1 = 2

Trump is a killer

The Masked Man Did It

The real heroes


Land of the Free/Brave? Really?

To the guy who harassed me in line at Tiny's

The Upside of Poo

Do you not have any friends?


Rent Freeze Anyone?

Bad Optics

All of y’all

You asked for it


The Water Boy

Play dumb games, win dumb prizes.

For your protection

Who does that?

On Top of It All

One Hand Man

I gotta wear shades

Doctor Neighbor

Random thoughts from American living overseas

Not Just the Cough

Im Gonna RIP that Shit off your face

dogs in heaven

Horny AF!

‘There is a bike lane right over there’

What Kind of World Will This Be

HB 4212 Eviction Relief

Baseball, otherwise, The Bass of the Ball

Buyinig a gun

Silence = Death, Act-Up, and Larry Kramer

Lentils are amazing

Bring Out The Guard

Kindness in the Age of Covid

I guess two more things.

Hate Trump? Delete Facebook

The Outside

General Strike When??

Peanutgate Returns

Hey Protest Kids

My Mouth, the Betrayer

Public Transit Blues

Time For A Change



Street Racing Is Not A Crime?

Why Hello?

Grocery Workers Nightmare and Wet Dream


Who killed George Floyd?

My Isolation


What About The Rest of The World?

There is a Whole Other World Out There

Don't You Fucking Roll Your Eyes At Me


The Merc gets it wrong

A Test

money to the people.

Getting laid off sucks, but...

Duly Noted

Goofy World

Domestic violence under stay at home order

Runners wear a mask! Social Distance!

Unrequited Love, Craigslist’s Missed Connections


Spit Take

Dad Talk

Read it and weep

"I ain't wearing one"

Satire or Praise?

Gee, Officer Friendly

A Term

The Watch Party


6 Feet Under and Between

Must be nice to be a straight white male.

To the people who have said ACAB

Don't ride your bike on the sidewalk IDAHO

Vive La Integrity!

The Idiot

Alone amidst COVID19 and a snow day to let it sink

Mask Eyes

Dear NW Portland,


I Can Feel It

When will people get it?

As A Modern Honky

Back and Forth Walking

A letter to my Brother about black lives matter

"As I Walked Out One Evening" by WH Auden

Cops Don't Need Sympathy


Deep Thoughts on driving fast.

Harrison Ford and a Pilot

Not Rubber Duckys

With You In Spirit

The Staff of Your Local Grocery Store Fucking Hates You

Locker Up

Avoiding me

What Fire?

Leave it to Democrats/Liberals to mess this up...

F.U. the entire GOP

What's Your Deal

Rely on your neighbors?


The buck stops... over there

Stuck in the American Dream

Joggers, stay out!

Mutually Exclusive?

I know it’s Pride month but...

The Rabbit and the Turtle

I, Anonymous has been lame lately

No More Bombs

Sums Up Love

The Thing About A Message Is...

Big Stuff

See Ya Next Year


Eff companies' greed during pandemic

B Days

Just a suggestion

I Told You...

Keep It Up

Power is A Turn Off

Women's Rights!

Is This Normal II

Your cupcake is not essential.

You heartless garbage person


Don’t kill my wife

It takes privilege

Homeland Security

It’s the new normal

Ready, Aim...(!)

Hey Bro!

Stop calling

Absolute Punctuation

I'd trash my life for a chance with you


CL Dealings

Once in Awhile

Smile, Criminal


Laundry PSA

If you don't get it by now...

Tear Gassing the River

Another root of this issue is guns

Stay on the beaches!

Write to Wheeler!


Rights and Equity in Education

Comedy Is Not Pretty

Dear Friends

Not Rain, Nor Snow, Nor Fascist Dummyhead.

A gallon of vinegar to throw around

Not everyone is uncaring

Dear Dan

What's The Password

Wrong Way Bus

The New Protest

Know the truth

Glad for masks

Its gonna be a rager

The ultimate union busting

Cops Smoking Cigars

Ode To A Drunken Asshole

Hidden protein

Don't Be A Dick

Fighting for the wrong things

Move your ass!

Only One

That Time Again

Parents of School Age Copulation Participation

Whose Streets?

The Left is Right, Down is Up, I Am What I Hate

OK, Whiner




Pull up. Just pull up....

Take off your Disney T-shirt when being a SJW

The Man Just Died

The real you

Go back to Cali

Boob Tube

Blowers Suck

Nobody under 40 is going to like this

Role Models

Long Stick Light Man

I'll See You Around

Statler and Waldorf

Take this parade and shove it!

Not so human after all

Easter Eggs

Different standards for different groups


Missed connection: Mall 205 liquor Friday, 3/13

Cackling Women’s Fest - FU

Objectively Ugly

Door 1 or 2? DumbA double S Behind

Scenes in a Goldmine

Coming through please!

I became Karen, Kinda, Not really

Dear white straight women

I Don't Think I'm Overreacting

Cast your mind back....

Covid Relief $500 Already Gone, What a joke.

Come on in, Yes Were Reopen

Didn't Hear It, Won't Hear It.


Black Kettles

The Teachers

OHA says to "stay connected."

Who cares about Weiden & Kennedy? Not me!

Dear mass murderer

Priest Unmasked at Costco


Good For You

Multnomah County Police

cops are fragile people

Cleaning and Clutter

Pine state biscuits 3/14

No Service

Your lies will be known by all

Back to Normal

The Terrorists

Healthcare Reform Now.

Back and Forth

Wear a mask and wait your turn Asshat!

It’s no accident

What This Reminds of Me Of

Roast Beef

Kudos Kate

You’re not and you’re fucking crazy

To Portland Dems who won't vote


You Can't Be Serious

Love in the time of Coronavirus

Thanks, "Karen"

Addition to Power

Cash Only

Hi, I care about You

Don’t Question Me, Don’t Judge Me

Nancy Drew and the Too-Big Poo

What About our Emotional Health?

Heads-up to job seekers via CL

How embarrassing for me. Why didn'u say something?

Beautiful tall blond at liquor store


The Soldiers

Employee safety, who cares!

The Secret

I Don't Know how to Title This.


DIY Hair

Change of Tune

Noise Won’t Fix This

Who's in charge?

Bad News To Bookshelf


Thanks for nothing Trumpers!

Dear Ted


What The Hell Is Wrong With You?

What Shit Training is this?


We Don't Need No Thought Control

Back to My Roots

The Scream

unprecedented times

The Jobs

Savage Love

Brownie Points