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Mar. 12 - 25, 2020

Vol. 20, No. 22
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Aaron Lee

I, Anonymous

I, Anonymous: Roll On

I, Anonymous Blog

Coronavirus Is Bad

The Experts

Not flushing

Quit hoarding toilet paper you assholes

Virus helped me be free

The Spot

I Can See Why Now


Which Way This Goes

Social Distancing, emphasis on the DISTANCE

What good has social media done for society?

Shameless Cougher

After everything opens


The Inside

Social distance street hogs

White on Juneteenth

Stay in your lane

Against the Rules, Trimet, Part 2

I Have a Side but Take None

Chip In

I'm not a communist (and neither are you)

Old Friend Nothing New

Shit Job Mr. President

Entertainment Industries

Now a Mandate, NOT!


Job Meddlers

Dear Toilet Paper Hoarders


The Parallels

Anyone there?

Small Biz Boon

Must Wear

Operation, Smash my Head

Stop drumming!

Intersectional Unity or We're All Doomed

Game of chicken.

How long are you going to use your leaf blower?

Missing pizza

Fear mongering

The Capital

Grab my hammer

Facebook, Twitter, Instagram

Menu item and restaurant item you miss

Masters in the art of awkward

It's A Work Thing


What Are We Supposed To Do Now?

I really miss

Out Of Work Psychotherapist

The wins in this

Sofa Street, Anywhere USA

Cleaned or Sanitized?

I’m the one who yelled at you and your germ infest

I Can't Breathe EIther

Who is To Know?

Corona Delivery—signature required

Good news

The Pioneer


Pull over and wait

something from the heart

The 50th Pineapple

Not Goodie

The Other Side

Can't Stand It

Social Distance

F for Effort

We NEED Recurring Cash Payments

Feeling Flat

Back in the World

Pee and other topics

“The people stayed home” quote is such bullshit.


Busybody neighbor fucker


The Stay At Home Order

Food Semantics

Support group?

RE: It’s the new normal

New Shoes

Go the fuck home

What's the Rush?

I Feel Bad, I Will Be Good

Where are the pictures?

Please Please Please


Happy Thanksgiving

Protesting, rioting, and coronavirus


You gotta fight for the right to party

Dear over-privileged white woman


You act like your shit don’t stink, literally

Trimet Sense, Part 3


Welcome, Come On In

What were you thinking?

You Are Dense

Both sides now

Excuse us from your Elderly Invincibility

I’ll be contacting corporate...

The Hand and Belly

A Mask is a Mask

Blue Lives Scatter

"allies" - stop and think

Share the Canine Love

Rides-re:After Everything Open Again


Stop assuming why I have so much food in my cart

Social Finger Poke

Pandemics Rings True to Social Distance

Something's Wrong

Hey Dumbasses

It's Too Sad To Be Ironic

Wax On, Wax Off

1 + 1 = 2

The Masked Man Did It

The real heroes

Land of the Free/Brave? Really?

To the guy who harassed me in line at Tiny's

The Upside of Poo


Rent Freeze Anyone?

All of y’all


The Water Boy

For your protection

Who does that?

On Top of It All

I gotta wear shades

Not Just the Cough

dogs in heaven

Horny AF!

What Kind of World Will This Be

HB 4212 Eviction Relief

Baseball, otherwise, The Bass of the Ball

Silence = Death, Act-Up, and Larry Kramer

Lentils are amazing

Kindness in the Age of Covid

Hate Trump? Delete Facebook

The Outside

Peanutgate Returns

Hey Protest Kids

My Mouth, the Betrayer

Time For A Change



Why Hello?

Grocery Workers Nightmare and Wet Dream

Who killed George Floyd?

My Isolation

What About The Rest of The World?

There is a Whole Other World Out There

Don't You Fucking Roll Your Eyes At Me

The Merc gets it wrong

A Test

Getting laid off sucks, but...

Goofy World

Domestic violence under stay at home order

Unrequited Love, Craigslist’s Missed Connections


Spit Take

Read it and weep

"I ain't wearing one"

Satire or Praise?

A Term

The Watch Party

6 Feet Under and Between

Must be nice to be a straight white male.

To the people who have said ACAB

Don't ride your bike on the sidewalk IDAHO

The Idiot

Alone amidst COVID19 and a snow day to let it sink

Dear NW Portland,

I Can Feel It

When will people get it?

Back and Forth Walking

A letter to my Brother about black lives matter

"As I Walked Out One Evening" by WH Auden


Deep Thoughts on driving fast.

Harrison Ford and a Pilot

With You In Spirit

The Staff of Your Local Grocery Store Fucking Hates You

Avoiding me

Leave it to Democrats/Liberals to mess this up...

F.U. the entire GOP


The buck stops... over there

Joggers, stay out!

I know it’s Pride month but...

The Rabbit and the Turtle

No More Bombs

Sums Up Love

The Thing About A Message Is...

See Ya Next Year


Eff companies' greed during pandemic

Just a suggestion

I Told You...

Power is A Turn Off

Is This Normal II

Your cupcake is not essential.


Don’t kill my wife

It takes privilege

It’s the new normal

Hey Bro!

Stop calling

I'd trash my life for a chance with you

CL Dealings

Once in Awhile


Laundry PSA

If you don't get it by now...

Another root of this issue is guns

Stay on the beaches!


Comedy Is Not Pretty

Dear Friends

A gallon of vinegar to throw around

Not everyone is uncaring

Dear Dan

Wrong Way Bus

The New Protest

Know the truth

Its gonna be a rager

Cops Smoking Cigars

Ode To A Drunken Asshole

Don't Be A Dick

Fighting for the wrong things

Move your ass!

That Time Again

Parents of School Age Copulation Participation

The Left is Right, Down is Up, I Am What I Hate



Pull up. Just pull up....

Take off your Disney T-shirt when being a SJW

The Man Just Died

Go back to Cali

Boob Tube

Blowers Suck

Long Stick Light Man

I'll See You Around

Take this parade and shove it!

Not so human after all

Easter Eggs


Missed connection: Mall 205 liquor Friday, 3/13

Objectively Ugly

Scenes in a Goldmine

Coming through please!

Dear white straight women

I Don't Think I'm Overreacting

Cast your mind back....

Come on in, Yes Were Reopen

Didn't Hear It, Won't Hear It.


The Teachers

OHA says to "stay connected."

Dear mass murderer


Good For You

Multnomah County Police

Cleaning and Clutter

Pine state biscuits 3/14

Your lies will be known by all

The Terrorists

Healthcare Reform Now.

Wear a mask and wait your turn Asshat!

It’s no accident

What This Reminds of Me Of

Kudos Kate

You’re not and you’re fucking crazy

To Portland Dems who won't vote

You Can't Be Serious

Love in the time of Coronavirus

Addition to Power

Hi, I care about You

Don’t Question Me, Don’t Judge Me

Nancy Drew and the Too-Big Poo

What About our Emotional Health?

How embarrassing for me. Why didn'u say something?

Beautiful tall blond at liquor store

The Soldiers

The Secret

I Don't Know how to Title This.

DIY Hair

Change of Tune

Noise Won’t Fix This

Bad News To Bookshelf


Thanks for nothing Trumpers!


What The Hell Is Wrong With You?


Back to My Roots

The Scream

The Jobs

Savage Love

Brownie Points