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2003
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Jan. 30
Print Edition for the week of
Jan. 30 - Feb. 5, 2003
Vol. 3, No. 35
Jim Blanchard
News
LIVING IN A REPUBLICAN WORLD
A Guide for Those Who Want--Nay, Need--to Conform
MONEY CHANGES EVERYTHING
A Guide to Fiscal Responsibility
RELIGION, REPUBLICANS AND YOU
Some Thoughts on the "Religious Right"
Pick Up a Newspaper, Leonard
Council Denies Your Request For Anti-War Resolution
by Phil Busse
LIBERTARIANISM
Conservatism with all the Sex and Drugs Intact!
A Forensic Failure
Budget Cuts Leave Hair and Semen Untested
by Jaymee R. Cuti
THE WELL-READ REPUBLICAN
A Selective Reading List for the Newly Conservative Refugee
In Other News...
WOMEN IN THE GOP
Or... Face It! Republican Chicks are Hot!
BEFORE AND AFTER
REPUBLICAN ISSUES FAQ
Glib Responses to the Ad Hominem Attacks of Stinking Hippies
Music
The Haunted Heart
Spooky Dance Band's Beautiful Guts
by Julianne Shepherd
Aerobicide!
Anna Oxygen, Electro Scientist
by Julianne Shepherd
CD Review
DJ Listings
Up & Coming
Live Music Listings
Movies & TV
Blood Bath 2003
Final Destination 2 Takes No Prisoners
by Katie Shimer
Across the Wall
Palestinians Tour Israel
by Julianne Shepherd
Death's Nell
TV Star Nell Carter Dies; America Mourns
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Drugs Are Bad
And This Movie is Scary
by Marjorie Skinner
Not The Pianist
Ararat Remembers a Different Holocaust
by Jonathan Mahalak
Mercury Video Picks
Film Shorts
This Week on TV
Food and Drink
The Laurelwood
How the Other Half Lives
by Katie Shimer
Eat It
Visual Art
Visual Reviews
My, What a Busy Week!
Visual Arts Listings
Books
Book Reviews
Readings Listings
Theater & Performance
Theater Review
Theater Listings
I Love Television
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Check it out Biznatch!
I, Anonymous
One Day at a Time
The Week in Review
by Ann Romano
New Column!
Scams!
Letters
Letters to the Editor
Savage Love & Sex
Savage Love
by Dan Savage
It Sure is a Scientific World
It Sure Is a Scientific World!
Z-Cardz-ZOW!
by John Dooley