Print Edition for the week of
Apr. 10 - 16, 2003

Vol. 3, No. 45
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News

Home Buyers' Guide

Your Agent is Your Bitch

Choosing and Using a Realtor

War Correspondent

On-the-Spot Reports from the FrontLine by Mercury Senior War Analyst, Sean Tejaratchi

Warning: Money Pits

Your Broker is Your Pimp

How to Make Your Money Work for You

A Tale of Two Cities

Mayor Katz' Annual State of the City Ignores the Real Problems

The Shit-Hot New Homeowners' Library

Last Call

Are the OLCC's Days Numbered?

In Other News...

Painting Without the Pain

Giving Your House a Face-Lift

The Official "I Wanna Home" Exam

Playing With Electricity

Changing Light Fixtures and Cruddy, Old Outlets

A Clip n' Save Resource Guide

Music

Gentle Beatings

The Notwist's Electronic Tenderness

Naturally Sweet

Delgados Cut the Carbs

Operation Download

War Song Roundup, Part 2

DJ Listings

CD Review

Live Music Listings

Up & Coming

Movies & TV

Oops, My Brain's Bleeding Again

Britney, Baby Better Than the Real Thing

Le Ocean Onze

Nick Nolte Staggers Gracefully

Meaningless Dance

Tango Lost in Search for Direction

Testimony

Hitler's Secretary Tells All

Mercury Video Picks

This Week on TV

Film Shorts

Food and Drink

The Cup Runneth Over

Navarre: A Portland Jewel

Eat It!

Some Restaurants That Serve Nutritious and Tasty Food

Theater & Performance

I Love Television

Destination Fun

Check it out Biznatch!

I, Anonymous

One Day at a Time

The Week in Review

Savage Love

Self-Hell