Print Edition for the week of
Jun. 5 - 11, 2003

Vol. 3, No. 53
Gary Baseman


Recalling the Bad Times

Two Groups Hope to Yank Katz from Office

Censoring Censorship

Can Court Decide on Who Stays and Goes?

In Other News...


Lady Sings the Blues

XTina is Better Than You Think

Tuff Gnarl

Elusive Band Gets Messy, Dirty

Up in the Club

Holocene Brings Uptown Dance Club Flava to Portland

Your Bling Has Blung

Boom Bip and Four Tet Script the Flip (sic)

DJ Listings

Future Synth

Funkstorung's Dance Disctruction

Barcode Crucifixes, Burned Out

Tech N9ne Opens Fire

CD Review

Up & Coming

Live Music Listings

Movies & TV

One Last Job in Venice

Marky's Heist Film Holds Up


Behind the Scenes at a Spelling Bee!

Blow Right Past

2 Fast 2 Furious 2 Fantastical

Mercury Video Picks

Film Shorts

This Week on TV

Food and Drink

Cool Me Off

I'm Burning With Love for Cool Runnings

Eat It!

Some Restaurants That Serve Nutritious and Tasty Food

Theater & Performance

I Love Television

Employee Picks

Destination Fun

I, Anonymous

One Day at a Time

The Week in Review

New Column!

The Imbecile Parade

The Mercury Celebrates Three Years of Our Best Failed Columns

A Note From the Editor

Frank Cassano's Imbecile Parade

Reason for Cancellation: C'mon... he's an asshole.

Savage Love & Sex

Savage Love


Dangers of Our Modern World Trading Card Series

Reason for Cancellation: Factual inaccuracies.

Teachers Are Fucked!

Reason for Cancellation: Summer vacation.

Curing Your Streptococcus

Reason for Cancellation: Alexakis sued for malpractice.

Those I've Killed So Far... by The Portland Streetcar

Reason for Cancellation: Author dismantled and melted.

Famous African Americans Who Have Signed My Rack

Reason for Cancellation: Author charged with forging Colin Powell's signature.

Hey! Look at Dis Cheekin!

Reason for Cancellation: Author deported for allegedly violating the Patriot Act.

That's Yo Mama

Reason for Cancellation: Multiple lawsuits brought forth by multiple mamas.

Cocaine is Great!

Reason for Cancellation: Nothing is better than cocaine.

It Sure is a Scientific World