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2003
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Jun. 5
Print Edition for the week of
Jun. 5 - 11, 2003
Vol. 3, No. 53
Gary Baseman
News
Recalling the Bad Times
Two Groups Hope to Yank Katz from Office
by Phil Busse
Censoring Censorship
Can Court Decide on Who Stays and Goes?
by Phil Busse
In Other News...
Music
Lady Sings the Blues
XTina is Better Than You Think
Tuff Gnarl
Elusive Band Gets Messy, Dirty
by Julianne Shepherd
Up in the Club
Holocene Brings Uptown Dance Club Flava to Portland
by Marjorie Skinner
DJ Listings
Your Bling Has Blung
Boom Bip and Four Tet Script the Flip (sic)
Future Synth
Funkstorung's Dance Disctruction
by Nicolae White
Barcode Crucifixes, Burned Out
Tech N9ne Opens Fire
CD Review
Up & Coming
Live Music Listings
Movies & TV
One Last Job in Venice
Marky's Heist Film Holds Up
Nerd-O-Rama
Behind the Scenes at a Spelling Bee!
by Marjorie Skinner
Blow Right Past
2 Fast 2 Furious 2 Fantastical
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Mercury Video Picks
Film Shorts
This Week on TV
Food and Drink
Cool Me Off
I'm Burning With Love for Cool Runnings
by Katie Shimer
Eat It!
Some Restaurants That Serve Nutritious and Tasty Food
Visual Art
My, What a Busy Week!
Visual Reviews
Visual Arts Listings
Books
Dry
Good Faith
Readings Listings
Theater & Performance
Memoir
Theater Listings
I Love Television
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Employee Picks
Destination Fun
I, Anonymous
Baby On Board
One Day at a Time
The Week in Review
by Ann Romano
New Column!
The Imbecile Parade
The Mercury Celebrates Three Years of Our Best Failed Columns
A Note From the Editor
Frank Cassano's Imbecile Parade
Reason for Cancellation: C'mon... he's an asshole.
Letters
Letters to the Editor
Savage Love & Sex
Savage Love
by Dan Savage
Extras
Dangers of Our Modern World Trading Card Series
Reason for Cancellation: Factual inaccuracies.
Teachers Are Fucked!
Reason for Cancellation: Summer vacation.
Curing Your Streptococcus
Reason for Cancellation: Alexakis sued for malpractice.
Those I've Killed So Far... by The Portland Streetcar
Reason for Cancellation: Author dismantled and melted.
Famous African Americans Who Have Signed My Rack
Reason for Cancellation: Author charged with forging Colin Powell's signature.
Hey! Look at Dis Cheekin!
Reason for Cancellation: Author deported for allegedly violating the Patriot Act.
That's Yo Mama
Reason for Cancellation: Multiple lawsuits brought forth by multiple mamas.
Cocaine is Great!
Reason for Cancellation: Nothing is better than cocaine.
It Sure is a Scientific World
by John Dooley