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Nov. 4
Print Edition for the week of
Nov. 4 - 10, 2010
Vol. 11, No. 24
www.williamhundley.com
Cover Art: William Hundley
News
Violent Truth
Domestic Violence Killed 49 Oregonians This Year
by Sarah Mirk
Cheer Up, Losers!
Election Night Was Grim, But Not All Bad. Here's Why!
by Denis C. Theriault and Sarah Mirk
Putting Down the Ax
Good News in Budget Update: $9.7 Million Surplus
by Denis C. Theriault
Hall Monitor
Will Haste Make Waste?
by Denis C. Theriault
In Other News
In the Shadows
Tales from the Oversold Cemetery
by Sarah Mirk
Music
Back in Blacc
Aloe Blacc's Soul Masterpiece
by Ezra Ace Caraeff
Complexity from Simplicity
The Bird's-Eye Perspective of Brainstorm
by Ned Lannamann
Grown-Ass Man
Tim Kasher's Mid-Midlife Crisis
by Ezra Ace Caraeff
Shred Therapy
Marnie Stern Battles Life (and Wins)
by Gabe Vodicka
Unlimited Nights and Weekend
Weekend Dials the After-Hours Noise
by Travis Ritter
Up & Coming
Movies & TV
All of Us
Northwest Film & Video Fest Takes the Pulse of the Region
by Marjorie Skinner
Planes,
Trains
& Automobiles
Due Date
: Just Like a John Hughes Movie, Except without the Jokes!
by Erik Henriksen
When Fair is Foul
Fair Game's
Necessary Reminder
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
The Good, Old Days
Something's Gonna Live
: Hollywood Ain't What It Used to Be
by Ned Lannamann
Small-Town Girls
Tamara Drewe
Updates the English Pastoral
by Alison Hallett
Ghosts vs. Samurai
Black Cat
: Retro Horror from a Japanese Master
by Dave Bow
Film Shorts
In Which We Hit It and Quit It
I'm Going Out
The Brilliant, Brutal Critiques of Warren Etheredge
by Marjorie Skinner
It Ain't Easy Being Blue
Redefining Superheroes in
Megamind
by Ned Lannamann
Food and Drink
Aloha! Aloha!
Two New Hawaiian Spots Go Head-to-Head
by Ned Lannamann and Alison Hallett
Books
Mink River
Brian Doyle's Debut Novel Finds Ireland on the Oregon Coast
by Will Gardner
Extraterrestrial Ennui
Superman: Earth One
: That Ol' Chestnut, Newly Repackaged
by Erik Henriksen
Adapting Parker
Darwyn Cooke's Cool, Humorous Noir Adaptation of
The Outfit
by Alison Hallett
Suck It, Dr. Quinn
Star Trek
's Leonard McCoy Is the Only Frontier Doctor We Need
by Erik Henriksen
Theater & Performance
Flying High:
Zip Zap Zoom
A Kid's Superhero Comic Comes to Life
by Ned Lannamann
All Ages?
OTC's
Alice & Wonderland
Struggles to Find Its Audience
by Alison Hallett
Rehabbing Don Juan
The Miracle's Annual Day of the Dead Show Scores Again
by Alison Hallett
Feature
We Are the Champions
Another Portland Designer Wins
Project Runway
, Leaves Portland
by Marjorie Skinner
One Fine Day in the Swamp
The Rally to Restore Sanity: Rationality’s Last Hurrah?
by Andrew R Tonry
I Love Television
I Love Television™
Your Failure, My Success
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
I, Anonymous
Not Kosher
by Anonymous
Blogtown
Blu-ray Review:
Stargate Universe
Season One.
by Erik Henriksen
Blu-Ray Review:
Toy Story 3
by Ned Lannamann
A Woman Has Needs
by David Schmader
Episode #19 of the
Mercury
Music Hour
by Ezra Ace Caraeff
It's Really, Really Over: Chris Dudley Concedes... Outside a Mexican Restaurant
by Denis C. Theriault
Who Does This Bitch Think She IS???
by Marissa Sullivan
Best Frakkin' Quiz Ever
by Courtney Ferguson
FACT: Lesbians Don't Hit Their Kids!
by Marissa Sullivan
It's Happening Tonight!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Berbati's Pan Owner Ted Papaioannou Passes Away
by Ezra Ace Caraeff
Good Morning, News!
by Denis C. Theriault
If the Horse Is Dead, Blogtown Bludgeons It.
by Erik Henriksen
Sucks to Be Alberto Martinez
by Dan Savage
BREAKING: At Last, A Glimpse At Sam Adams' Gun Laws
by Denis C. Theriault
Blazers vs Thunder - Hot Live Blog Action
by Ezra Ace Caraeff
Happy Birthday, Carl Sagan.
by Erik Henriksen
Your Daily Blazer: Well, That Sure Did Suck
by Ezra Ace Caraeff
Your Daily Blazer: Brandon Roy Knee Injury Edition
by Ezra Ace Caraeff
Read The Tea Party Children's Book About How Obama Stole Christmas. No, Really.
by Dave Bow
That's Your Jam: Red Shirt Nerd Auto-Tuned
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
More Gretchen Jones, More Warren Etheredge
by Marjorie Skinner
The COURAGE to be the Worst Hurdler in the World
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
The Liberal Claus
Rides On!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Conan
Opens with a Bang (Actually, a Lot of Bangs)
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Afternoon, Charlie Sheen News!
by Marissa Sullivan
Clothed Cat Calendar!
by Marjorie Skinner
The War on Boobs
by Kevin "the Intern" Otzenberger
Bush: Things Were Fine Until Kanye Got All Mean
by Kevin "the Intern" Otzenberger
Somehow I Missed This Story When It Broke
by Dan Savage
Canada Can Handle The Compostable Bag, But We Can't?
New Plug-ins to Handle Your Social Ineptitude
by Kevin "the Intern" Otzenberger
It's Happening Tonight!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Oregon Pedestrian Deaths Up 80 Percent
by Sarah Mirk
Good Morning News!
by Sarah Mirk
Required Reading: Andrew Sullivan On "The Big Lie"
by Dan Savage
HUMP The Pain Away
by Marjorie Skinner
Bethesda Working To Squash
New Vegas
Bugs
by Earnest "Nex" Cavalli
City Aims to Puts $285K To Build State's First Sex Trafficking Shelter
by Sarah Mirk
The Week in British Chaos
by Kevin "the Intern" Otzenberger
Win Tickets to Mayer Hawthorne!
by Ezra Ace Caraeff
Today in GAHHHHH! For the Love of Christ HOLD ON, YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
by Denis C. Theriault
If This Picture Had A Soundtrack What Would It Be?
by Marissa Sullivan
Second City Picks on Stoners Who Don't Read Carefully
by Kevin "the Intern" Otzenberger
It's 50!
by Marissa Sullivan
TriMet Feel Good Story of the Day
by Sarah Mirk
Tonight: Zombie-Killin' Action in
The Walking Dead
.
by Erik Henriksen
Gutwrenching Update in Pedestrian Crash
by Sarah Mirk
Two Hundred Game Characters With Classic
Mega Man
Aesthetics
by Earnest "Nex" Cavalli
After Controversy, Parent Pulls Son Out of Gay Beaverton Teacher's Class
by Sarah Mirk
Snuggie: The Next Geration
by Marissa Sullivan
It's Happening Tonight!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
That's My Home State: Alabama Opens First Ever Sex Shop Drive-Thru
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
by Denis C. Theriault
City Audit: $14.2 Million Software System Actually Cost Us $47.4 Million
by Denis C. Theriault
SL Letter of the Day: Dan Blows Chaste Married Men
by Dan Savage
What are YOU Happy For?
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Gold Star: The
Mercury
Comment of the Week!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Kneejerk Poll: Who Slashed Dept of Corrections Car Tires?
by Sarah Mirk
Your Daily Blazer: The Lakers Are Pretty Okay at this Basketball Thing
by Ezra Ace Caraeff
:( [UPDATED!!!!]
by Erik Henriksen
Who Should Wash This Pie Plate?!? (A Blogtown "Ethics in Modern Society" Poll)
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Live Review:
Violet
at the IFCC. Upside Down Smiley Face.
by Noah Dunham
Amazon Hosts Another 'Buy 2, Get 1 Free' Games Sale With A HUGE Selection And LOOMING Deadline
by Earnest "Nex" Cavalli
Stabby Son Attacks Mom for Kiboshing His Bieber Costume
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Today In Strange Book Covers
by Jacob Schraer
Righteous Star Trek Nerd Outrage: I Demand a Correction to the Correction!
by Denis C. Theriault
Tonight in Music
by Courtney Ferguson
Magazine Steals Articles, Claims the Internet Is Public Domain
by Paul Constant
Glee
gasm: Hangin' With a Crip
by Dave Bow
Guess Who's Running for President?
by Dan Savage
Sarah Palin's Alaska
by Dan Savage
Alan Partridge Is Back!
by Ned Lannamann
Tonight in Music
by Courtney Ferguson
Solar Powered Christmas Lights: A Good Idea But...
by Sarah Mirk
Which of These Terrible Uwe Boll Films Would You Rather See?
by Dave Bow
SL Letter of the Day: Latter Gay Saint
by Dan Savage
I, Anonymous: Fighting Over Free Stuff
by Marjorie Skinner
Dear GLAAD: Leave Susan Sarandon ALOOOOOONE!
by Dan Savage
Hey
Mercury
Ad Sales Team! WATCH THIS!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Portland Homeless Couple Run Japanese-Fusion Hot Dog Cart
Roseburg Paper Prints: Dudley Wins!
by Sarah Mirk
SL Letter of the Day: Girl Sees Marriage, Boy Sees Red
by Dan Savage
And Now, Badass Photos of John Kitzhaber.
by Sarah Mirk
The PDX Pop-Up Shop Project 2010 Debuts Tomorrow
by Marjorie Skinner
Keith Olbermann Suspended for Making Political Beliefs Clear
by Dominic Holden
Council Unanimously Approves $285,000 for Sex Trafficking Shelter
by Sarah Mirk
Don Draper Says "What?"
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Win Tickets to
Crippled Avengers
!
by Erik Henriksen
Blazers vs. Raptors - Hot Live Blog Action
by Ezra Ace Caraeff
Public Isolation Project
by Jacob Schraer
Humanity: Doing Stuff for the Hell of It, Since Forever
by Kevin "the Intern" Otzenberger
The Most Awesome Football Play Ever (Middle-School Edition)
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
The Metro President Math Isn't Looking Good for Bob Stacey.
by Sarah Mirk
Blazers vs. Pistons - Hot Live Blog Action
by Ezra Ace Caraeff
iPhone/iPad Review:
Worms 2: Armageddon
by Earnest "Nex" Cavalli
A Dispatch from the Tea Party Election Night Gala
by Dave Bow
In Bookstores Tomorrow: George W. Bush's Book, a Protest Against George W. Bush's Book
by Paul Constant
This Week's
Mercury
Film Section.
by Erik Henriksen
Cooks Source
"Apologizes" for Saying the Internet is "Public Domain"
by Paul Constant
This Week's
Mercury
Music Section
by Ezra Ace Caraeff
Good Morning News!
by Sarah Mirk
A Duck That Looks Like Marilyn Monroe
by Marissa Sullivan
Call of Duty: Black Ops
: Now Kobe Approved!
by Noah Dunham
Kitzhaber Accepts Governor's Seat from the Heartland of Oregon: The Pearl District
by Sarah Mirk
Justin Timberlake: The
New
Don Johnson
by Marissa Sullivan
Good Morning, News!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Tonight: First Thursday
by Matt Stangel
You Should Watch This:
Sherlock
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Episode #18 of the
Mercury
Music Hour
by Ezra Ace Caraeff
Review:
Medal Of Honor
by Earnest "Nex" Cavalli
"It Gets Sweater"
by Lindy West
Good Morning, News!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Wow, We Agree With FOX (and The Oregonian) on Something
by Sarah Mirk
Dear Luke Grimes, Will You Marry Me?
by Marissa Sullivan
Dick's House is the New Disney World
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
It's Happening Tonight!
by Alison Hallett
Mother Love
by Dan Savage
Seeing a Miscarried Fetus Floating In a Jar...
by Dan Savage
BREAKING: Discipline Decision in Aaron Campbell Shooting Two Weeks Away
by Denis C. Theriault
Justin Bieber Dropped by the Office Today... No Big Deal
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Today in SAD: Vet Soap Actress Struggles with Product Placement
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
It's Happening Tonight!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Cat vs. Dog: WHO YA GOT?!? (Oh, And They're Both in Muscle Cars)
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
So Many PDX High-Schoolers Doing Shakespeare! So Little Time!
by Noah Dunham
The Most Uncomfortable Shoes in The World
by Marjorie Skinner
Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis: Nude Enough for Ya?
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Sold Out
Aequanimitas and Savant
by Marjorie Skinner
One Day at a Time
The Week in Review
by Ann Romano
New Column!
Letters
Letters to the Editor
Savage Love & Sex
Savage Love
All in the Family
by Dan Savage
Mercury Music Hour
Download Episode 17 of the
Mercury
Music Hour
by Ned Lannamann