Print Edition for the week of
Nov. 20 - 26, 2003

Vol. 4, No. 25 Matt Clark


Here Comes the PAIN (FUL questions)

An Uncomfortable Interview with WWE Champion Brock Lesnar in Which He Denies Kissing Another Man (even though we have photographic proof that he did)

Kidnapping Christmas

Powell's Employees Take Store Hostage

Goldschmidt's Shell Game

PUD Opponent Buys PGE for Himself!

In Other News...


Gayer Than Slayer?

Slayer Shows: Hot Guy-on-Guy Action

Born Late

And Yet Still Charmed


Make Way for the Silentist

Endless Romantics

Oh Death Cab, I Wuv You Sooooooo Much!

Up & Coming

Nice Beats!

Hale Zukas Has Neat Rhythms

CD Review

Movies & TV

The Paris Review

Rick Salomon's Paris Hilton Sex Tape is a Masterpiece

Gimme More Movies!

This Week's New Releases

Drunk for the Holidays

Bad Santa Title No Joke

Mercury Video Picks

Film Shorts

Food and Drink

Flavor Crazy

Surabaya Seduces

Eat It!

Some Restaurants That Serve Nutritious and Tasty Food

Employee Picks

Destination Fun

I, Anonymous

One Day at a Time

The Week in Review

New Column!

Savage Love & Sex

Savage Love

Naked Doughnuts

I Love Television

Sitcoms Make Me Vomit