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Nov. 11
Print Edition for the week of
Nov. 11 - 17, 2010
Vol. 11, No. 25
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Michael J Demeo
News
Obama the Christmas Thief
Local Tea Party Candidate Pens Mind-Blowing Kids' Book
by Dave Bow
Getting Served
Aaron Campbell's Family Sues the City over Shooting
by Denis C. Theriault
Hall Monitor
Gun Law Criticism, Reloaded
by Denis C. Theriault
Trial by Teens
State Eyes Expanding Program Where Teens Try Peers
by Sarah Mirk
TriMet's Plan B
The $125 Million Levy Failed. So Now What?
by Sarah Mirk
In Other News
Gimme Shelter
Council Votes on Creating $285,000 Sex Trafficking Shelter
by Sarah Mirk
Music
Rhythm Nation
The Visionary Sounds of Natasha Kmeto
by Ezra Ace Caraeff
Much More Than That
The Epic Sharon Van Etten
by Raquel Nasser
Satanic Transcendence
Watain's Enlightenment in Darkness
by Aris Hunter Wales
Chasing the Song
David Dondero's Portland Summer
by Ned Lannamann
Up & Coming
Movies & TV
Stop Not Stopping
Unstoppable
: A Runaway Train Never Comin' Back
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
The Chucklefucked Faces of Terrorism
Four Lions
: When Terrorism Meets the Three Stooges!
by Bobby Roberts
Morning People
The
Morning Glory
of Early Risers
by Marjorie Skinner
Octo-Crabs and Mannequins
Monsters
: A Monster Movie without Monsters
by Bobby Roberts
Asalamalakum, Brah
The Trouble with Taqwacore
by Zac Pennington
A Hallmark Spank Fantasy
Welcome to the Rileys
' Halfhearted Grittiness
by Ned Lannamann
Geek Out
[Insert Frustrated Sigh Here]
by Earnest "Nex" Cavalli
Film Shorts
In Which We Hit It and Quit It
Food and Drink
Eating with Juan
A Weekly Yucatán Adventure Package
by Raquel Nasser
Comedy
The Best Comic Alive
The Devastatingly Funny Louis C.K.
by Andrew R Tonry
Books
Birth Write
Sarah Glidden Helps You
Understand Israel in 60 Days or Less
by Jane Carlen
A Catalog of Punk
Destroy All Movies!!!
: Punks on Film
by Ned Lannamann
Theater & Performance
Bedtime Story
Portland Opera's
Hansel and Gretel
by Ned Lannamann
Dognapping, Performance Art, and the NEA
Profile Theatre's One-Man Show
Chesapeake
by Alison Hallett
Mercury Music Hour
Download Episode 18 of the
Mercury
Music Hour
by Ned Lannamann
I Love Television
Welcome, New Tea Party Readers!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
I, Anonymous
Indecent Proposal
by Anonymous
Blogtown
What the Fuck Ghost Rider 2 is Going to Exist
by Erik Henriksen
Thanks for Humping at HUMP!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Publication Studio Luncheon With Justin Spring
by Jacob Schraer
Two PDX Police Officers Arrested for DUI
by Sarah Mirk
This Week's
Mercury
Music Section
by Ezra Ace Caraeff
What UP, Google Trends?
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
This Week's
Mercury
Film Section.
by Erik Henriksen
Smash Mouth to Play the Portland Music Awards
by Ezra Ace Caraeff
Different Strokes, I Guess
by Kevin "the Intern" Otzenberger
Just Another Drunk Lady Crashing into a School Bus
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Tonight's Nightmare Today
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Snuggie Spreading Holiday Cheer
by Marissa Sullivan
Cleveland High School Dance Cancelled For Fear of "Grinding"
Name This Band: $50 Retro Haircut Edition
by Travis Ritter
Review:
Pro Evolution Soccer 2011
by Earnest "Nex" Cavalli
Gran Turismo 5
FINALLY Gets A Release Date
by Earnest "Nex" Cavalli
Live The Dream: Be The Next
Mercury
Intern!
by Marjorie Skinner
Greg Oden Breaks Into a Thousand Pieces
by Ezra Ace Caraeff
An Assertive Moment for Metal
by Kevin "the Intern" Otzenberger
Kanye West Should Apologize For Apologizing All The Time (And Then Should Shut The Fuck Up)
by Travis Ritter
TONS of Fucking SEQUINS
by Marjorie Skinner
WIN TICKETS TO HUMP 2010!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
It's Happening Tonight!
by Alison Hallett
Are You a Woman? Have You Spontaneously Climaxed During Exercise? Do You Like Science?
by Dan Savage
Mustaches in The Name of Men's Health
by Marjorie Skinner
Who Does This Bitch Think She IS??? (Ugly Kids Edition)
by Marissa Sullivan
A Too-Late Submission for HUMP!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Today is a Day I Will Never Forget that iTunes is a Stupid A-hole
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Youtube Play
by Matt Stangel
Blake Nelson Serializes the Sequel to 1994's YA Classic
Girl
!
by Alison Hallett
Is It Just Me, or Is this New Winnie-the-Pooh Trailer FUCKING TERRIFYING
by Lindy West
The Thermals' Westin Glass on the Most Annoying Food Cart Names in Portland
by Ned Lannamann
The TSA vs Your Junk, Sanity
by Anthony Hecht
PREDICTION:
Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark
Will Be the Worst Thing Since
Spingtime for Hitler
.
by Erik Henriksen
Win Tickets to Clinic!
by Ezra Ace Caraeff
Free Parking is Socialist
by Sarah Mirk
Good Morning, News!
by Denis C. Theriault
Facebook Wants to Control Your Communication
by Paul Constant
It's Happening Tonight!
by Alison Hallett
SL Letter of the Day: Gay Guy Prefers Web Cam To Hot Boyfriend
by Dan Savage
H.P. Lovecraft Nightmare 1, Canadian Pop Sensation 0
by Kevin "the Intern" Otzenberger
It's Happening Tonight!
by Alison Hallett
Oh Yes She Did: Heidi Klum and The Polka-Dotted Mondo Dress
by Marjorie Skinner
What Wants to Kill Me This Week? Vol. 6
by Kevin "the Intern" Otzenberger
Your Daily Bummer
by Marissa Sullivan
FACT: MTV's
Teen Wolf
Remake Is a Crime Against Humanity.
by Erik Henriksen
Clergy Send Letter Backing Sam Adams' Proposed Gun Laws
by Denis C. Theriault
Williamsburg Is to Camel As Portland Is to ______
by Marjorie Skinner
Hot Or Not: Girls with Stegosaurus Spines
by Marjorie Skinner
I ALSO Hate This Little Girl
by Marissa Sullivan
Where Can I Read Stupid Comments on the Internet?
by Dave Bow
It's 50! Continued.
by Marissa Sullivan
SL Letter of the Day: Foreign Affairs
by Dan Savage
Battle: Los Angeles
Looks Awesome, and Also Will Someone Please Spoil the Ending of
Skyline
for Me?
by Erik Henriksen
Here's Your
Green Lantern
Trailer, Nerds!
by Erik Henriksen
Kanye vs. Matt vs. Bush vs. Regret vs. THE WORLD
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Inside the Minds of Portland's Bank Robbery Suspects
In Case You Don't Already Want to Stab Your Face Off, There's This
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
RIP Four Loko!
by Sarah Mirk
Three Things I Learned After Reading Randy Leonard's Blog
by Denis C. Theriault
Good Morning News!
by Sarah Mirk
Comment of the Week: Cat Friday Edition
by Alison Hallett
West Hotel Renovation May Kick Residents to the Curb
by Sarah Mirk
Tonight in Music
by Courtney Ferguson
Destroy All Movies!!!
Signing Party
by Jacob Schraer
Good Morning, News!
by Denis C. Theriault
Good Morning News!
by Sarah Mirk
Another Submission Too Rapey for HUMP!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Backscatter Backlash
by Anthony Hecht
New Vegas
, Empathy And Lovable Characters: A Discussion (?)
by Earnest "Nex" Cavalli
Nike
TM
Brand MAX Line, Anyone?
by Sarah Mirk
Portland Makes It Easier to NOT Pay For Leaf Removal
by Denis C. Theriault
Taiwanese Animators Take on the TSA!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Those Cards That Fall Out Of Magazines Are Called "Blow Ins," Aren't They?
by Dan Savage
I'm Refudiating this Victory
by Sarah Mirk
"P" Is For "President." Also "Plagiarist."
by Denis C. Theriault
Here's the Red-Band
Your Highness
Trailer, Fantasy Dweebs!
by Erik Henriksen
Dino De Laurentiis
by Paul Constant
Tonight's Urination Nightmare... TODAY!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Rockstar Games Releases First Trailer For
L.A. Noire
by Earnest "Nex" Cavalli
PHART CHART TOPPER!
by Scrappers
Portland Politicos Get Top State House Roles
by Sarah Mirk
Today in 'Paloozas: Perfect Your Book Pitch at Pitchapalooza
by Alison Hallett
What Do You Want To See In
Fallout 4
?
by Earnest "Nex" Cavalli
More in Decemberists News: Tour!
Conan
!
by Ned Lannamann
LEWIS AND CLARK CAT SHOW!
by Alison Hallett
Finally! A Magazine for Pole Spinners Like Me!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Everything You Always Wanted to Know About the Decemberists'
The King is Dead
, But Were Afraid to Ask
by Ezra Ace Caraeff
This Week is Overflowing With Activist Events
by Sarah Mirk
Portland Study: 22 Percent of Cyclists Injured in a Year.
by Sarah Mirk
Reggie Watts on
Conan
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Porpoises Confer; Decide Not to Murder Dick Van Dyke
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
HARRY POTTER COUNTDOWN: "I Can Wear Harry Potter Clothing Every Day for Three Months Without Wearing the Same Thing Twice."
by Alison Hallett
Proudly Presenting the Greatest News Story of All Time
by Erik Henriksen
Tonight in Music
by Courtney Ferguson
PHART CHART TOPPER!
by Scrappers
Can Do Better
by Paul Constant
Sass Attack!
by Marissa Sullivan
BREAKING: Woman Takes Step Toward Third Attempt to Recall Sam Adams
by Denis C. Theriault
This Weekend in Comedy
by Andrew R Tonry
And Now... An Extended Scene from
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
BREAKING: Accused "Nazi" Cop Suspended by Police Bureau
by Denis C. Theriault
SL Letter of the Day: Best Opening Sentence Ever
by Dan Savage
PETA To Vegans: Fuck Meat Eaters
by Dan Savage
SL Letter of the Day: Why Don't You Do It In the Road...
by Dan Savage
Your Daily Blazer: Running in Memphis
by Ezra Ace Caraeff
Tony Millionaire/Elvis Costello Album Art Contest
by Alison Hallett
What Do We Want? Free Birth Control!
by Sarah Mirk
Demi Lovato's Heavy Drinking And Cocaine Use Led To Downfall?
by Marissa Sullivan
Here's Your
Cowboys & Aliens
Trailer, Nerds!
by Erik Henriksen
Will City Crack Down on Unpermitted Food Cart Buildings?
by Sarah Mirk
Capcoms Unveils
Marvel Vs. Capcom 3
Release Date, Other Info
by Earnest "Nex" Cavalli
Amazon Pulls Second Round of Pedophilic Books, Concedes to Censorship?
Four Loko: A Look At Ourselves
by Kevin "the Intern" Otzenberger
The Best Film of NEXT Year. And EVERY Year Ever.
by Ned Lannamann
BREAKING: Mayor, Police Chief Officially Announce Firing of Officer Who Shot and Killed Aaron Campbell
by Denis C. Theriault
PREDICTION: The New Muppet Movie Will Be Great.
by Erik Henriksen
8 Kilometers
: The Gritty Story of Justin Bieber!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
It Gets Better: Jewish Queer Youth
by Dan Savage
Today in Holy Shit Fuck
by David Schmader
A Very Special Episode of
Glee
by Dan Savage
These are the Product Placements of Our Lives
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
In Defense of Heroin
by Marjorie Skinner
Sarah Palin's
Alaska
Offspring
by Dan Savage
Portland Geek Council of Commerce and Culture Aims to (Further) Geekify Portland
by Erik Henriksen
The Suburban Candidate: Q&A With Tom Hughes, Our New Metro President
by Sarah Mirk
Tonight in Music
by Courtney Ferguson
Blazers Get Rose Quarter Development Rights for Another Six Months
by Sarah Mirk
Here is a Sincere Post About Veterans
by Sarah Mirk
The Daily Show to John McCain: It Gets Worse—Eventually—For You, Asshole
by Dan Savage
Good Morning, News!
The Unlikelihood of a
Portland Mercury
Music Awards
by Ned Lannamann
Patrick Coleman Watch: Check Out Thrillist!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
College Prof Bans Enthusiastic Yawning from the Universe!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Sold Out
The PDX Pop-Up Shop Project
by Marjorie Skinner
New Column!
New
Letters
Letters to the Editor
Savage Love & Sex
Savage Love
More Answers for Pacific U
by Dan Savage
One Day at a Time
The Week in Review
by Ann Romano
The Week in Review
by Ann Romano