Print Edition for the week of
Apr. 8 - 14, 2004

Vol. 4, No. 45 Parskid


"Shoot First, Ask Questions Later"

A Quiz for Rookie Cops! Can You Cut It in the Portland Police Department? Take this Quiz and Find Out!

The Shell Game

Hey Francesconi, Show Us The Money!

He Came, He Spoke, He failed

Ralph Nader's Bid to Grab Oregon Ballot Thwarted By Severe Disinterest

Smells Fishy To Us

Francesconi's Campaign Contributions Raise a Possible Stink

History Today

The Dust Has Yet To Settle on Gay Marriages

On My Soapbox




Avril Lavigne; At a Mall Near You

Feeling Festive


The New Pet Rock

Distorto Skree Gains Fans!

Hippies Out; Rock In

Sabala's Mt. Tabor Ignites Hawthorne

Modest Mouse

Live Music Listings

Up & Coming

Movies & TV

Pissing on the Alamo

The Alamo Deserves to Burn


People Gobble Drugs, Make Film

Good is Bad

Lost Skeleton; Not Crappy Enough

Welcome To America

Enough With "Dark Suburbia" Already

Enter the Hype

Bruce Lee Backs Up His Rep

This Week on TV

Mercury Video Picks

Film Shorts

Food and Drink

Oh Great, Now I Hate Boobs

A Breast-Lover's Nightmare

Eat It!

Some Restaurants That Serve Nutritious and Tasty Food

Employee Picks

I, Anonymous

One Day at a Time

The Week in Review

Savage Love

Finicky Clits

I Love Television

Touch My Chip