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Dec. 23
Print Edition for the week of
Dec. 23 - 29, 2004
Vol. 5, No. 30
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News
Ball's in Their Court
Justices Left to Decide Fate for Same-Sex Marriages
by Scott Moore
Bah, Bum Hug
Council Brings Back Sit/Lie Just in Time for X-Mas
by Phil Busse
In Other News...
Music
Season's Bleating
Lost Songs of Christmas Past
by Zac Pennington
Alphabetically Yours
Aa's Unpredictable Bombast
by Cortney Harding
DJ Listings
ONCE MORE WITH FEELING
by Ezra Ace Caraeff
It's Who You Know
Best Column Of the Year
by Zac Pennington
CD Review
Live Music Listings
Up & Coming
Movies & TV
A Red Cap and a Speedo
Wes Anderson's Euphoric
Life Aquatic
by Erik Henriksen
Want to
Meet the Fockers
?
Trust Me. You Don't.
by Michael Svoboda
Fear of a Germy World
Howard Hughes and the O.C.
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Buh-Hey-Hey-Hey!
Fat Albert
as Reviewed by Mushmouth
The POWER of the PHANTOM!
The Power to NUMB Your MIND!
by Michael Svoboda
I'm Staying Home
Cinematic Confections
by Phil Busse and Erik Henriksen
This Week on TV
Film Shorts
Food and Drink
Look Who's Coming to Dinner
A Christmas Feast About Town
by Katie Shimer
Candy Review Revue
Mercury
Candy Critics' Picks and Pans (with No Candy Coating)
A History of
"Delicious"
The
Mercury
's Timeline of Candy--from Pre-History to That Crappy Candy Bar You Had Last Week
by Erik Henriksen
The Candy Makers
Profiles in Greatness
Candy's greatest enemies
Learn to Identify Candy-Haters--Or Your Candy May be Next!
We Hate Candy
And We Don't Like Cookies Either
A Counterpoint/Counterpoint Discussion
by Katie Shimer and Marjorie Skinner
Science Says: Candy is the Perfect Food
Visual Art
Michael Bland's Four Eyes
by Ryan Dirks
My, What a Busy Week!
Visual Arts Listings
Books
Tommyland, Elliott Smith and the Big Nothing, Scar Tissue, Edie: American Girl
Everything Was Possible: The Birth of the Musical Follies
by Justin Wescoat Sanders
Readings Listings
Theater & Performance
Theater Listings
Employee Picks
I, Anonymous
One Day at a Time
The Week in Review
by Ann Romano
New Column!
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Letters
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Savage Love & Sex
SAVAGE LOVE
No Shit?
by Dan Savage
I Love Television
What'd You Get Me?
by Wm. Steven Humphrey