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Print Archives
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2005
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Mar. 10
Print Edition for the week of
Mar. 10 - 16, 2005
Vol. 5, No. 41
Kathryn Rathke
News
Who's Watching Who?
Ineffective Cop-Watcher Moves On to Greener ($$$) Pastures
by Phil Busse
Dude, It Could Totally Happen
City Inches Closer to Delivering Skatepark
by Phil Busse
In Other News...
Music
Masters of Fists
High On Fire Will Totally Fight You
by J. Bennett
Kings of Conveyance
K.O.C.'s Perfect Package
by Kip Berman
The Myth of Subjectivity
Reaching Your Music Snob Potential
by Zac Pennington
I'm Okay, You're okay
Even If Your Taste is Gay and Retarded
by Hannah Levin
Leeding Lads
Kaiser Chiefs Aim High
by Kurt B. Reighley
Go Huge or Go Home
Ireland's The Frames Make Godzilla-Size Rock
by Adam Gnade
Your Favorite Band Sucks
A Guide to Musical Contrarianism
by Zac Pennington and Ezra Ace Caraeff
ONCE MORE WITH FEELING
Cattle Decapitation
by Ezra Ace Caraeff
Ten Reasons Why It's Always Better To Say You Like Britney Spears Than The Arcade Fire
by Everett True
It's Who You Know
Dirty Projectors
by Zac Pennington
Read to Achieve
Music Criticism Will Save You the Trouble of Actually Listening to Music
by Kip Berman
CD Review
Dude, Yr Trippin'!
Records Every Music Snob Must Own That Are Actually Total Crap
by Adam Gnade
Live Music Listings
DJ Listings
Up & Coming
Movies & TV
Take No Prisoners
Hostage: A Great Story, So Don't Screw it Up
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Spare Parts
Avoid These Busted-Ass
Robots
by Erik Henriksen
Handicapped Cinema
The Physically Challenged
Rory O'Shea
by Ryan Dirks
Monks and Dames
Film Shorts
THE PASSION
, RESURRECTED
This Week on TV
Food and Drink
Roadside Mexican
Don Pancho Keeps It Simple
by Katie Shimer
Happy Hours
Did we skip your happy hour? Email
katie@portlandmercury.com
, and we’ll include it next time.
Visual Art
Surface Tension
by Ryan Dirks
My, What a Busy Week!
Thanks, Just Looking
by Chas Bowie
Visual Arts Listings
Books
biff
by Kevin Sampsell
Readings Listings
Theater & Performance
A Devil Inside
by Alison Hallett
Abracadaver
by Justin Wescoat Sanders
Theater Listings
Employee Picks
I, Anonymous
One Day at a Time
The Week in Review
by Ann Romano
New Column!
New Column
Reasons To Read The
Willamette Week
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The Oregonian's "The Faces of Meth"
Letters
Letters to the Editor
Savage Love & Sex
Savage Love
Open Your Mouth
by Dan Savage
I Love Television
Good Cop Bad Cop
by Wm. Steven Humphrey