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Print Archives
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2011
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Feb. 3
Print Edition for the week of
Feb. 3 - 9, 2011
Vol. 11, No. 37
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Photo by Liz Devine Tattoo by Michael a. Freeman at Oddball Tattoo Studio
News
Victims and Criminals
Case Shows District Attorney Flip-Flops on Prosecution of Prostitutes
by Sarah Mirk
The Homeless Census
How Counting Every Homeless Person in Portland Is Impossible
by Sarah Mirk
Are You Ready to Die?
Scenes from the Next Big Quake
by Bill Lascher
Justice for Kipp
Drunken Driver Sentenced in Kipp Crawford Case
by Sarah Mirk
Hall Monitor
This Town Needs an Enema!
by Denis C. Theriault
In Other News
Music
Marlboro Reds and Immortality
Deconstructing Motörhead's Mythical Mouthpiece
by Aris Hunter Wales
The Maker
Daniel Lanois' Black Dub
by Ned Lannamann
Year of the Bunny
The Mysteries of Nobunny
by Mark Lore
Newer Wave
The Punk Rock Divorce of Against Me!
by Ezra Ace Caraeff
Up & Coming
Movies & TV
Journey to the Center of the Earth
Of
Sanctum
, Brendan Fraser, and Samuel Taylor Coleridge
by Erik Henriksen
A Charcoal Gray Comedy
Wild Target
Is Pretty Tame
by Ned Lannamann
Poetic Journalism
Steven Soderbergh and Spalding Gray Team up Again
by Erik Henriksen
Film Shorts
In Which We Hit It and Quit It
Food and Drink
Honk if You're Lonesome Tonight
Pizza Delivery at 4 am That
Won't
Make You Feel Worse About Yourself
by Tony Perez
Books
Gameplay
Reality Is Broken
—Now Fix It
by Alison Hallett
Patton Oswalt: Writer
Zombie Spaceship Wasteland
by Ned Lannamann
Burlesque as Social History
American Rose
: The Life and Times of Gypsy Rose Lee
by Rayleen Courtney
Theater & Performance
Dance Off
Portland's tEEth Wins a Seattle Choreography Contest
by Alison Hallett
Through the Rabbit Hole and Over the Rainbow
Third Rail's
The Wonderful World of Dissocia
by Alison Hallett
Feature
Bold Will Hold
Portland and the Art of Traditional American Tattooing
by Matt Sorenson
I, Anonymous
Wolves in Hipster Clothing
by Anonymous
Blogtown
To Portland Movie Theater Owners: A Polite Request (UPDATED)
by Erik Henriksen
Are Film Subsidies Bad For Oregon?
by Sarah Mirk
May I Ruin Your Lunch?
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Workers Picket City Shelter for Youth and Sex Trafficking Victims
by Sarah Mirk
Someone in Georgia Will Do Anything For You
by Dave Bow
Cars Are Now "Alternative Transportation" at PSU
by Sarah Mirk
Good Morning, News!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
How Many Male Drummers Stand While Playing?
by Ezra Ace Caraeff
Okay, Christians.... You Win This One
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Jane McGonigal Tonight at OMSI Science Pub
by Alison Hallett
These "Pencil Chompers" Remind Me of Something...
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Today in Counterproductive Advertising
by Lindy West
Perfect Pickle
by Tony Perez
Capcom Makes It Official: Galactus Eats Planets In
Marvel Vs. Capcom 3
by Earnest "Nex" Cavalli
The Briny Kiss of Death
by David Schmader
Bishops To Celebrate 10 Years by Giving You a Free Haircut
by Marjorie Skinner
Warning: Do NOT Get a Philly Butt Implant
I Anonymous: Bike Sting Edition
by Marjorie Skinner
UPDATED: Bad Bike-Car Crash in SW Portland
by Sarah Mirk
SL Letter of the Day: Soft Focus
by Dan Savage
Glee
gasm: Tenderoni
by Dave Bow
SL Letter of the Day: A Sexual Reflects On Nearly Asexual Ex
by Dan Savage
Groupon's Superbowl Ad
by Alison Hallett
For Your Valentine's Day Consideration
by David Schmader
The Tattooed Cover
by Scrappers
Trailer for
Cold Weather
by Erik Henriksen
Blazers vs. Bulls - Hot Live Blog Action
by Ezra Ace Caraeff
This is
Exactly
How I Picture Patty Mills Getting a Haircut
by Ezra Ace Caraeff
ACK! LAST CHANCE! FREE VALENTINE SUBMISSIONS END AT NOON!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
The Best Theater Review You'll Ever Read
by Erik Henriksen
This Week's
Mercury
Music Section
by Ezra Ace Caraeff
For Some Reason 95.5 Will Be Broadcasting Dodgers Games
by Ezra Ace Caraeff
This Week's
Mercury
Film Section
by Erik Henriksen
I Heart Oregon Pub Quiz
by Courtney Ferguson
WTF Is It with Comic Books and Opera?
by Alison Hallett
Portland's Vanished Black Neighborhoods
by Sarah Mirk
Green Lantern
Halloween Costumes Will Make You Long for the Sweet Release of Death
by Erik Henriksen
So is Ronald McDonald the New Joe Camel?
by Sarah Mirk
Ummm?!?
by Courtney Ferguson
The Bridge is Dead! The Bridge is Dead! New, Cheaper CRC Design to Replace $3.6 Billion Plan
by Sarah Mirk
Students Rally to Re-invite Feminist Sexpert to OSU
by Sarah Mirk
Lonnie Bruhn Tonight
by Andrew R Tonry
Tonight: First Thursday
by Matt Stangel
Be-Bop Bamboozled
by Anthony Hecht
Four Days Worth of Crashes... And a Transportation Safety Summit.
by Sarah Mirk
Guitar Hero
Division Gets The Axe
by Earnest "Nex" Cavalli
The Littlest Darth Vader
by Marjorie Skinner
Darth Vader Kid Unmasked
Fred Meyer Stores Hosting Huge Game Sale
by Earnest "Nex" Cavalli
Bill Cosby Bukowski
by Andrew R Tonry
Here is the 2011 Sasquatch! Lineup
by Ezra Ace Caraeff
This is What Happens When You Don't Dance at a Prince Concert
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Portlandia
Recap: Theater of the Annoying
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
BREAKING: Powell's Lays Off 31 Workers.
by Sarah Mirk
Short Review of The Daily
by Anthony Hecht
The Final Shows at the Artistery
by Ezra Ace Caraeff
Run, Jeb, Run!
by Paul Constant
Win Tickets to Sebadoh!
by Ezra Ace Caraeff
Secure Yer Facebook
by Anthony Hecht
Brian Jacques Dies at 71
Stupid Clothing Ideas of the Day
by Marjorie Skinner
Gold Star: The
Mercury
's Web Comment of the Week!
by Alison Hallett
Fuse Theater Announces Portland Mini-Fringe Festival
by Alison Hallett
Brandon Roy is Coming Back Early From Surgery
by Ezra Ace Caraeff
Ban Poor Marriage
by Dan Savage
Justin Bieber Switches Bodies with Jon Stewart: WHO GOT THE BETTER DEAL??
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Killer Robot of Tomorrow Powered by Princess the Hamster
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning News!
by Sarah Mirk
City Transportation Safety Summit: The Good, the Bad, the WTF.
by Sarah Mirk
Remembering Karen
by David Schmader
REPOST: Be the Next
Mercury
Arts Intern... If You DARE
by Ned Lannamann
Ke$ha's Portland Show Moves From the Crystal Ballroom to the Roseland Theater
by Ezra Ace Caraeff
Tonight: Ian Karmel, Richard Bain & More
by Andrew R Tonry
Justin Bieber's Here... You Can Die Now, Ozzy.
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
"Lindsay Lohan Quizzed About Missing Necklace"
by David Schmader
The New Strokes Song Is Okay, or Whatever
by Ned Lannamann
Beastly
's Film Synopsis: Let Us Count the Ways It Is Amazing
by Courtney Ferguson
Did Everyone But Me Already Know that Eric Clapton Used to Be into Dope But Now He's into Racism?
by Lindy West
Taser Rifles, Pepper-Spray Flashlights—New Police Weapons?
by Denis C. Theriault
Tonight in Music
by Courtney Ferguson
SL Letter of the Day: Let Me Dilate That For You
by Dan Savage
It's Happening Tonight!
by Alison Hallett
RE: The Briny Kiss of Death
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Lobbying in City Hall: A River Plan Runs Through It?
by Denis C. Theriault
"I have a tie. You don't have a tie."
by Paul Constant
SL Letter of the Day: Mr. Republican Comes Around
by Dan Savage
The President of Yellow Pages Is Not Offended if You Opt Out of Delivery.
by Sarah Mirk
Notes From My One-Man Super Bowl Party
by Andrew R Tonry
Virtual TriMet
by Sarah Mirk
There Is No Morality Without Religion
by Dan Savage
Christina Aguilera Pisses off America/Internet
The More You Know!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
At Least One Portion of My
Portlandia
Review Was Right Fucking On
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
by Denis C. Theriault
What Are You Up To Today, Kanye?
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Let's Start Placing Bets On When the First Lady Will "Reveal Her Position" On Gay Marriage
by Dan Savage
These Super Bowl Movie Ads are Epilepsy-tastic!
by Erik Henriksen
Superman Classic!
Today in the Most Illegal Wrestling Move, Like, Ever
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Derby Weekend
by Courtney Ferguson
Good Morning News!
by Sarah Mirk
Between Two Ferns with Tila Tequila
And
Jennifer "Anderson"
by Marjorie Skinner
Good Morning News!
by Sarah Mirk
Because
Teabagger Monthly
Was Already Taken
by Paul Constant
Beavis and Butthead
to Return
by Dave Bow
She's Daphne Munro—Yooooooooooour Smart Shopper
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Jants: From the Makers of Jorts and Jeggings!
by Marjorie Skinner
FBI Investigating Scientology
by Dan Savage
Weezy is Right
by Ezra Ace Caraeff
Your Subliminal Guide to the Super Bowl Commercials
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Being Catholic: There's An App For That
by Marjorie Skinner
We're in a Meeting About this "Bruce the Dog" Situation
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
My Brilliant (Former) Career
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
CONDEMN OR ALLOW: Frozen Pizza Packaged With Frozen Cookies
by Sarah Mirk
Tonight's Nightmare... Today!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
There Will Be No LaMarcus All-Stardridge This Year
by Ezra Ace Caraeff
UK Court "Bans" Man With Low IQ From Having Sex
by Dan Savage
Sold Out
A Novel Romance with the Modern Bride
by Marjorie Skinner
One Day at a Time
The Week in Review
by Ann Romano
New Column!
Letters
LETTERS TO THE EDITOR
Savage Love
Minimally Sexual
by Dan Savage
I Love Television
I Love Television™
Super Bowl: a Decade of Hate
by Wm. Steven Humphrey