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2005
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Dec. 1
Print Edition for the week of
Dec. 1 - 7, 2005
Vol. 6, No. 27
For Bishops Barber Shop. 2004 Mercury Charity Auction Winner
Richard E. Jones
News
And Another Thing!
DFZ: Bah, Humbug!
by Phil Busse
Fritz and Starts
Candidate Kicks Off New Phase in City Elections
by Scott Moore
An Inconceivable Solution?
Barbara Harris Has an Answer to the Problem of Drug-Addicted Babies—Pay the Mothers to Stop Having Kids
by Katie Shimer
In Other News
The Beaten Path
Cyclists Dis Hawthorne Bridge Bike Lanes
by Rich Mackin
Music
Live Music/DJ Listings
It's Who You Know
Happy Gossip
by Adam Gnade
Look Ma, No-Neck!
Cults, Caverns and the No-Neck Blues Band
by Josh Blanchard
Up & Coming
CD Reviews
Balloon Animals!
RJD2 Impresses With His Hands
by Jenna Roadman
Soldiering On
Eugene Rockers Bring the Noise
by Eric Davidson
Malformed Jock Jams
Mommy and Daddy: the Anti-WKs
by Adam Gnade
Once More With Feeling
Badman Recordings
by Ezra Ace Caraeff
Movies & TV
Film Shorts
Limeys for Sale!
The Best (?) of British Advertising
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
This Week on Television
Of Fascists and Hipsters
Revisiting Bertolucci's
The Conformist
by Michael Filtz
I'm Staying Home
Sex, guns, and Tech
by Erik Henriksen
Fucking Rad!
First Descent'
s Snowboarding Shenanigans
by Erik Henriksen
Food and Drink
Food Events
Strip-Mall Chic
Nostrana Can't Hide From Its Roots
by Justin W. Sanders
Crash Course
I Learn the Basics So You Don't Have To
by Justin W. Sanders
Visual Art
Maya Lin: Drawings from the Confluence Project
by John Motley
Pete McCracken
by Kevin Sampsell
Visual Arts Listings
Books
The Areas of My Expertise
by Erik Henriksen
Rednecks and Bluenecks: The Politics of Country Music
by John Dicker
Readings Listings
Theater & Performance
The Bi-Polar Express
by Will Gardner
Theater Listings
Employee Picks
Destination Fun
I, Anonymous
Identity Crisis
One Day at a Time
by Ann Romano
New Column!
Remember Pearl Harbor, Jack-Offs!
Letters
Letters to the Editor
Savage Love & Sex
Savage Love
Dramas and Mamas
by Dan Savage
I Love Television
I ♥ Television
Fashion's My Passion
by Wm. Steven Humphrey