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Dec. 8
Print Edition for the week of
Dec. 8 - 14, 2005
Vol. 6, No. 28
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News
The Mercury's Online Charity Gift Auction!
Time's Up! Thanks for bidding!
In Other News
Loaded Zones
Citizens Speak Out Against Drug-Free Zones
by Amy Jenniges
All the Proceeds of the Mercury Online Charity Auction Will Go To... Homeless Advocates—JOIN
To Donate, Call 232-2031, or hit
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by Justin W. Sanders
Blackmailer Blues
City Council Continues Fight Against Measure 37
by Phil Busse
Music
CD Reviews
Bias Blues
Skeptical Hating on the Crystal Skulls
by Adam Gnade
It's Who You Know
Rabbit-Free LocalMusic News
by Adam Gnade
Almost Shameless
The Bravery is Terrible and Great
by Adam Gnade
Live Music/DJ Listings
Up & Coming
Costumes are Funny!
Pleaseeasaur: Psychotropic Prop-Comedy
by Jenna Roadman
Once More With Feeling
PEZ MP3 Player
by Ezra Ace Caraeff
Master's Degree
Kanye West is the Soul Digest
by Sam Mickens
Movies & TV
Film Shorts
The Chronicles of Nerdia
Lord of the Rings
—Sunday School-Style!
by Erik Henriksen
I'm Going Out
Disney's Dual Narnias
by Erik Henriksen
This Week on Television
Sort of Magic
Everyone Wants Sarah Silverman to be a Star
by Zac Pennington
Oily Uncertainties
The Ambitious and Somber
Syriana
by Bradley Steinbacher
Gunz Yo
Dear Wendy
's Firearms, Dandies, and Shootouts
by Evan James
Food and Drink
Small Wonder
L'Astra Thrives Where it Shouldn't
by Justin W. Sanders
Food Events
Visual Art
Visual Arts Listings
Will Rogan
by Chas Bowie
Anna Fidler
by Chas Bowie
Books
Life is Not a Fairy Tale
by Will Gardner
Readings Listings
Theater & Performance
The Grammar of Regret
by Justin Wescoat Sanders
I am a Superhero
by Alison Hallett
Theater Listings
Employee Picks
I, Anonymous
The Tipping Point
One Day at a Time
The Week in Review
by Ann Romano
New Column!
Yes, Jack-Off - There Is A Santa Claus
Letters
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Savage Love & Sex
Savage Love
Sex on Wheels
by Dan Savage
Extras
Charity Auction 2005
Charity Auction 2005
Charity Auction 2005
Charity Auction 2005
I Love Television
I ♥ Television
God Is Dumb
by Wm. Steven Humphrey