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Girls to the Front

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Bag It: Hey, Agitprop That Isn't Terrible!

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A Mercury writer and artist take a field trip.

Cold Hard Truth

I'm Having Fun Watching New Yorkers Fight About Bikes.

The New Kind of Hate Mail

Nerd Watch: Emerald City Edition

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KGW Admits it Screwed Up in Anti-Tax Reporting

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Dear Universal: Please Make Guillermo Happy Again

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A Very Good Reason Not to Enroll at the University of Lincoln

Good Morning News!

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Let's Play "Find the Mistake" in this Week's Mercury!

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Mike Huckabee Goes After... Natalie Portman?

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The State of the Arts in Portland

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Wait a Goddamn Second... "Cumshot" is so TOO a Word!!

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Mike DeStefano: An Appreciation

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That's My Grandpa!

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Frank Cassano's "Blogtown in Review"

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Michael Showalter Wants to Be the Neil Young of Dave Eggerses

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Earl Blumenauer Talks About his Bike Commute

"In God We Trust"

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Vote on Joint Terrorism Task Force Delayed Again

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Getting Married? Don't Buy Her This Ring.

He Will Love You Violently

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Nerd Watch: Emerald City Edition (Part II)

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3D Star Wars: The Phantom Menace to Be Released Next Year

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Comedy Is OK: C'est La Vegan

Rick Santorum on Being Reaganesque

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