Portland Mercury
|
The Stranger
|
EverOut
|
Savage Love
|
Hump
Things to Read
Pop Quiz PDX
Blogtown: Latest News & Entertainment
Home
Savage Love
I, Anonymous
News
Music
Food
&
Drink
Cannabis
Things to Do
Home
In-Person Events
Picks & Guides
All Events
Music
Food & Drink
Readings & Talks
Visual Art
Now Open: Places to Visit
Submit an Event
Support The Mercury
Log in
Sign up
Menu
Close
Things To Read
Pop Quiz PDX
Blogtown: Latest News & Entertainment
Home
Savage Love
I, Anonymous
News
Music
Food
&
Drink
Cannabis
Print Archives
Things To Do
Home
In-Person Events
Picks & Guides
All Events
Music
Food & Drink
Readings & Talks
Visual Art
Now Open: Places to Visit
Submit an Event
Other Things
Contribute
Merc Tickets
Ad Info & Rates
MercPerks
Account
Log in
Sign up
Print Archives
>
2011
>
Mar. 10
Print Edition for the week of
Mar. 10 - 16, 2011
Vol. 11, No. 42
Tweet
Ray Gordon
News
What's Supposed to Happen
Suspect in Cop Shootings Lives to See Day in Court
by Denis C. Theriault
Dollar Scholars
Undocumented Students Could Make the State Money
by Sarah Mirk
Breaking the Bank?
Hidden Costs in New Police Pact
by Denis C. Theriault
Hall Monitor
Fritz's New Gig
by Denis C. Theriault
In Other News
Music
Diamonds Are Forever
The Small World and Big Sound of Rainbow Arabia
by Ezra Ace Caraeff
That Sweet Soul Music
Drive-By Truckers Dial Back the Fuzz
by Ned Lannamann
Stir Crazy
Morning Teleportation Keep Moving
by Andrew R Tonry
Night at the Improv
Eternal Tapestry's Space-Time Continuum
by Mark Lore
Winged Migration
The Nesting Instincts of Little Wings
by Raquel Nasser
Up & Coming
Highlights in music the week of March 10-16
Movies & TV
Sci-Fi Vérité
Of War, Spectacle, and Bulb-Headed Cyborgs
by Erik Henriksen
Geek Out
Masters of the Universe
by Earnest "Nex" Cavalli
Bad Trade
The Other Woman
's Not Worth It
by Marjorie Skinner
Film Shorts
In Which We Hit It and Quit It
It Huffs, It Puffs, It Blows
Red Riding Hood
Gets the Tween Treatment
by Courtney Ferguson
To the Orgasmatron!
Orgasm Inc.
: The Big-Money World of the Female Orgasm
by Alison Hallett
Welcome Back, Jar Jar!
Mars Needs Moms
: Blame Robert Zemeckis
by Zac Pennington
Have Some Pride
The Last Lions
' Call to Arms
by Marjorie Skinner
Food and Drink
Little Bird, Big Expectations
Rucker's New Bistro Lives up to the Hype
by Tony Perez
Visual Art
Mechanical Marvels
Robots, Doughnuts, and the Era of the Geek Are on Display in
Short Circuit
by Matt Stangel
Books
Small Press Roundup
A Prison Memoir, Food and CIA Secrets, and, Of Course, Hipsters
by Sarah Mirk
Brides and Bank Robbers
Local Author Dan DeWeese's
You Don't Love This Man
by Alison Hallett
The Telltale Heart of Darkness
Mat Johnson's Cuttingly Original
Pym
by Alison Hallett
Theater & Performance
It's Not TV, It's
The Scene
Portland Playhouse Brings the Pain with
The Scene
by Frank Beaton
Feature
By Popular Vote
Portland's Sexiest Sex Workers!
by Marjorie Skinner
Mercury
Sex Survey Results: 10 Years of Licky-Boom-Boom-Down!
Want to Learn Portland's Deepest, Darkest, Moistest Sexual Secrets? Read On!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
I, Anonymous
Apologies of a Douche
by Anonymous
Blogtown
Win Tickets to
Boomcracklefly
by Alison Hallett
Bumpin' Grindhouse
by Courtney Ferguson
Ponies! (Okay, fine... Mini Horses!)
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
See It:
Breakfast at Tiffany's
at the Roseway
by Erik Henriksen
Severe Thunderstorm Warning! (According to the Lady Outside My Window)
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Internet Anonymity: Point/Counterpoint
by Alison Hallett
Black Wave Red Sun
by Scrappers
Damn, It's Hard to be a Grocery Store
by Sarah Mirk
PSU is a Nazi Liberal Alien Conspiracy!
by Dave Bow
Japan Declares Nuclear Emergency
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
W+K's Pretty Poster Raises Money for Japan
by Sarah Mirk
R.I.P. Snake Who Bit That One Model's Tit
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Old-Timey Nickelodeon Shows Back from the Dead!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Stumptown Comics Art Awards Nominees Announced
by Alison Hallett
Frank Cassano's "Blogtown in Review"
by Frank Cassano
POLL: Is "Jeld-Wen Field" A Cool, Breezy Moniker OR Does It Bring on Sharp Panes?
by Brian Gjurgevich
Stupid, Stupid Baby: The Toy Dinosaur
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Free Bagels. RUN!
by Courtney Ferguson
Justin Bieber on "Being Viewed in Context of the Geologic Time Scale." EEEEEEEE!!!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Mondale, Dukakis, Clinton, Clinton, Gore, Kerry, Obama
by Dan Savage
Further Proof Suri Cruise Gets
Everything
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Tsunami Propagation Animation
by Eli Sanders
Oregon: We're Due for "The Big One."
by Sarah Mirk
Will Radioactive Particles from the Leaking Reactor Reach the Pacific Northwest?
by Eli Sanders
Q&A with Alicia J. Rose, Director of Menomena "TAOS" Video
by Ned Lannamann
*Jeld-Wen Field* Pr0n And Cats That Live In Ballparks
by Brian Gjurgevich
SL Letter of the Day: Some Tips For Bathhouse Newbies
by Dan Savage
This Week's
Mercury
Music Section
by Ezra Ace Caraeff
I Work With the Worst People On Earth: #1 in a Series
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
New Trailer for
Super 8
Appears to Have Been Made Specifically for Me, Your Mileage May Vary
by Erik Henriksen
Best Tweets from the Get Motivated! Seminar
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Bridgetown's Initial Lineup Announced
by Andrew R Tonry
A Printable Bike
by Sarah Mirk
Crazy "God Shakes Japan" Girl Actually a Troll?
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Yes, For Realsies:
Meowvel Vs. Catcom
by Earnest "Nex" Cavalli
CRC Video: A Boatload of Questions
by Sarah Mirk
Here are the Mind-Blowing Tsunami Photos.
by Sarah Mirk
The First Annual Blogtown Final Four Bracket!
by Ezra Ace Caraeff
Traffic Light
Is Not the Worst Thing on Television
by Ned Lannamann
Apologies for This Week's Grumpy-Ass Movie Reviews
by Erik Henriksen
End Hits Concert Challenge: 311 Cover Band at the Alberta Street Public House
by Ezra Ace Caraeff
Activist Groups Plan Rally: Say No to the JTTF!
by Denis C. Theriault
Japan's Cat Island
by Alison Hallett
Today in Bad Ideas: Driving on the MAX Tracks
by Sarah Mirk
Tonight's Nightmare Today: The Cricket Tournament
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Netflix Ventures Into Original Programming; David Fincher and Kevin Spacey Tag Along
by Erik Henriksen
Gold Star: The
Mercury
's Web Comment of the Week!
by Alison Hallett
In Which a Badass New
Game of Thrones
Trailer Renders Me Utterly Useless to Anyone
by Erik Henriksen
The 7-Day Portland Karaoke-A-Thon Blog Begins
by Laura Hudson
Good Morning News!
by Sarah Mirk
It's Happening Tonight!
by Alison Hallett
Good Morning News!
by Sarah Mirk
It's Happening Tonight!
by Alison Hallett
It's Happening Tonight!
by Alison Hallett
Here's a Justin Bieber Shirt You'll Wear!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
VOTE FOR PORTLAND! VOTE FOR SALMON!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Here's Your Weekend Jam, Yo!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Two Hours, Every Fatality Ever
by Earnest "Nex" Cavalli
Adventures in Tone-Deaf Altruism
by Anthony Hecht
(Didn't This Already Happen?) Online News Overtakes Print
by Paul Constant
Eva Braun in Blackface
by David Schmader
Bret Easton Ellis Thinks Charlie Sheen "Gets" Celebrity
by Jacob Schraer
Charlie Sheen on the Disaster in Japan (Oh, No...)
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Re: Oregon: We're Due for "The Big One."
by Alison Hallett
SL Letter of the Day: You're Gonna Suck
by Dan Savage
Meme of the Moment: Fuck Yeah Nouns
by Dave Bow
Long Lost Nintendo Game: The Great Gatsby
by Andrew R Tonry
PHART CHART TOPPER!
by Scrappers
Good Morning, News!
by Denis C. Theriault
Absurd Plastic Wrapped Object of the Day: Trader Joes Bell Peppers
by Sarah Mirk
It Gets Sort Of Better: John Cryer
by Dan Savage
Apple Rumored to Make Magazine Publishing So Easy Even an Idiot Could Do It
by Paul Constant
Super Mario Bros.
As Indie Film As SXSW Bumper As Blog Post
by Earnest "Nex" Cavalli
What's in Alison's Desk Drawer?
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Here's Your Terrible Tuesday Jam, Yo!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Initial Review:
Pokémon Black/White
by Earnest "Nex" Cavalli
The Pizza Matrix
by Sarah Mirk
It's Happening Tonight!
by Alison Hallett
God Gives Japan "a Little Shake" to Punish the Atheists
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Awesome Bike Wheel Animation
by Sarah Mirk
Whose Desk Drawer Would You Like to Snoop Inside?
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Where To Catch The (Undefeated) Timbers’ First MLS Match
by Brian Gjurgevich
Classical Music as Transit Crime Deterrent
by Sarah Mirk
In the New
Red Dawn
, the Wolverines Will Fight the
Chinese
North Koreans
by Erik Henriksen
This Explains So Much
by Lindy West
Japan in 1923
by Eli Sanders
KUFO is Out! Lars Larson and Glenn Beck are In!
by Sarah Mirk
It Gets Better: David Sedaris
by Dan Savage
I, Anonymous: The Complaint About Food Carts You Might Not Have Seen Coming
by Marjorie Skinner
Good Morning, News!
by Denis C. Theriault
Stupid, Stupid Baby: Nose Blowing
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Nate Dogg (1969 - 2011)
by Charlie Swanson
Earthquake Video Roundup
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Millionaires Don't Even Feel Rich.
by Sarah Mirk
Feeling a Little Sleepy This Afternoon?
by Lindy West
Why Some Hardcovers Are Cheaper than E-Books
by Alison Hallett
The
Mercury
's Disgusting Bathroom: #2 in a Series
by Courtney Ferguson
We'll Have to Wait a Little While Longer on the JTTF
by Denis C. Theriault
Karaoke-A-Thon Day 1: Stripparaoke at Devil's Point [NSFW]
by Laura Hudson
Tsunami Footage from Northern Japan… and HOLY SHIT.
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Meet "Mean Conan"
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
On the Vagaries of the Internet
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
SLLOTD: The Birthday Party
by Dan Savage
Go Read the Comments on Last Night's Blazers Live-Blog.
by Alison Hallett
Blogtowners... I Love You (Comparatively Speaking, Of Course)
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Little Big Burger Expands To Mississippi Ave.
by Tony Perez
"Bless You": It's No "Fuck You"
by David Schmader
Good Morning, News!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Win Tickets to Trailer War!
by Erik Henriksen
Chabon & Waldman Pitch HBO Pilot
by Jacob Schraer
End Hits Concert Challenge: Disturbed, Korn, and More
by Ned Lannamann
I, Anonymous: A (
Super
) Delayed Retort From the Makers of
Leverage
!
by Marjorie Skinner
Euthanize Blaze (Campaign For A New Mascot)
by Tony Perez
Good Morning, News!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Old Things Don't Look All That Old in Color
by Denis C. Theriault
KJ Profile: Darryl Zero at Stripparaoke
by Laura Hudson
Menomena - "TAOS" Video
by Ezra Ace Caraeff
Watching Gleeks Watch
Glee
...
by Dan Savage
Let My Bieber Go!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Everything You Need to Know About
A Game of Thrones
in One Minute and 48 Seconds
by Erik Henriksen
Karaoke-A-Thon Day 2: Karaoke From Hell at Dante's
by Laura Hudson
I, Anonymous: Death to Shitty Tofu Scrambles
by Marjorie Skinner
Good Morning, News!
by Denis C. Theriault
Name This Band: We're with the Chicken
by Ezra Ace Caraeff
Typhoon - "The Honest Truth" Video
by Ezra Ace Caraeff
Stupid, Stupid Baby: The Snort
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
SLLOTD: Baby Daddy Drama
by Dan Savage
Get Motivationalized, Ya'll!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Blazers vs. Mavericks - Hot Live Blog Action
by Tony Perez
Who Has the Sexiest Staff (Not Staph) in Portland?
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Addendum to: Where To Watch the Timbers' First MLS Match
by Marjorie Skinner
Sarah Vowell Explains Plate Lunches
by Jacob Schraer
Sold Out
Souchi Spring 2011
by Marjorie Skinner
One Day at a Time
The Week in Review
by Ann Romano
New Column!
Letters
LETTERS TO THE EDITOR
Savage Love
Not to Be Ignored
by Dan Savage
I Love Television
I Love Television™
The Charlie Sheen Network
by Wm. Steven Humphrey