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News
Hall Monitor
Counting the Cash
by Amy J. Ruiz
Sisters of Mercy
All the Proceeds of this Year's Charity Auction Go to... SISTERS OF THE ROAD! And Here's Why!
by Matt Davis
In Other News
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Cold Comfort
Tenants Bundle Up at Hawthorne Apartment Building
by Jennifer Furniss
Arm Broken at Macy's
Was Security Overzealous on Opening Day?
by Matt Davis
In Security
Downtown Armed Guard's Murky Background
by Matt Davis
Davidzon vs. Goliath
Small Entrepreneur's Big Mayoral Ideas
by Amy J. Ruiz
Music
This Just In
Reporter Changes and Stays the Same
by Ezra Ace Caraeff
Our Town Could be Your Life
Starfucker
by Cary Clarke
Up & Coming
Once More with Feeling
Eux Autres
by Ezra Ace Caraeff
Let's Get Physical
Sweating with Swallows
by Lizzie Ehrenhalt
Whole Wide World
The Geography of the Cave Singers
by Tobias Carroll
The Fighter
Step into the Ring with Sharon Jones
Movies & TV
God Is Dead
Just Kidding! He's Fine!
by Alison Hallett
This Week on Television
Geek Out
Virtual Stardom
by Earnest "Nex" Cavalli
Film Shorts
Pleasure and Dread
Now with 100 Percent Less Pretension
by Annie Wagner
Hammertime!
Of Hollywood, Bruce Lee, and MC Hammer
by Erik Henriksen
The Wonderful World of Sound
Hear and Now:
Fun with Hearing Aids!
by Christine S. Blystone
European Vacation
Succinct Reviews for the Discerning Cinephile
Visual Art
Chuck Close
Process and Collaboration
by John Motley
Unwrapped:
a Benefit for PICA
Featuring Reggie Watts, DJ Othertempo
by Chas Bowie
Books
n+1
by Chas Bowie
Theater & Performance
Bridgetown Comedy Presents Will Franken and Ron Funches
At Berbati's Pan
by Katie Shimer
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Fever Theater at the Goldsmith Building Performance Lab
by TEMPLE LENTZ
I, Anonymous
A Compromise for Crystal Meth
Sold Out
Destroy Clothing
by Marjorie Skinner
One Day at a Time
The Week in Review
by Ann Romano
New Column!
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Having a Holiday Party? Then Consider Hiring...Snickers the Completely Innocent Clown!
Letters
Letters to the Editor
Savage Love & Sex
Savage Love
Dishonest
by Dan Savage
I Love Television
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My Dad, the Dogg
by Wm. Steven Humphrey