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In Other News
Spread 'Em
Or... What I Learned at Citizen Police Academy
by Matt Davis
Un-Fare
Will Fareless Square be Limited or Eliminated?
by Amy J. Ruiz
Hall Monitor
BORING!
by Amy J. Ruiz
Firing Back
Cop Consultant Undeterred by City's Badmouthing
by Matt Davis
Checking the Checkers
Security Backgrounders Draw State Scrutiny
by Matt Davis
Class Action
Sheriff's Jail Woes Continue
by Matt Davis
Music
Sugar High
The Soda Pop Kids' Perfect Pop
by Viva Las Vegas
Our Town Could be Your Life
OED vs. Mississippi Studios
by Cary Clarke
Up & Coming
Once More with Feeling
OLCC and You
by Ezra Ace Caraeff
History Lesson
A Moment with This Moment in Black History
by Ezra Ace Caraeff
More than a Pretty Voice
Holcombe Waller's Lyrical Sensibilities
by Chas Bowie
Big in Japan
Shonen Knife and 26 Years of Twee
by Rob Simonsen
Movies & TV
Fresh Prince vs. Vampire Zombies!
I Am Legend
: I've Got Five on Big Willie!
by Erik Henriksen
This Week on Television
Geek Out
Visine, Please
by Erik Henriksen
Film Shorts
Twee Men and a Baby
Juno
: Pregnancy Has Never Been So Precious!
by Alison Hallett
Let's Bone Santa
The Perfect Holiday
: Um, Ick
by Lindy West
Redac-ulous
Meet
Redacted
: De Palma's Insufferable Bore
by Chas Bowie
CGI Sass-Machines
Succinct Reviews for the Discerning Cinephile
Food and Drink
Fun to Look at, Fun to Eat
Pretty (Delicious) Food at sel gris
by Alison Hallett
Happy Hours
Visual Art
Michael Brophy
Here There Nowhere
by John Motley
Books
Born Standing Up
by Steve Martin
(Scribner)
by Chas Bowie
Conversations with Woody Allen
by Eric Lax
(Knopf)
by Courtney Ferguson
Theater & Performance
Roger and the Cave Monster
Portland Ensemble
by Alison Hallett
Gone in 60 Sketches
The 3rd Floor at the Miracle Theatre
by Alison Hallett
Employee of the Week
Amanda DeMann
Fromager
New Seasons Market
by Viva Las Vegas
I, Anonymous
Asian Persuasion
Sold Out
Springing Ahead
by Marjorie Skinner
One Day at a Time
The Week in Review
by Ann Romano
New Column!
New Columnn!
Letters
Letters to the Editor
Savage Love & Sex
Savage Love
Bros Before Hos
by Dan Savage
Extras
The Mercury Charity Auction is Now Over!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
I Love Television
i♥television™
The X-mas Donkey
by Wm. Steven Humphrey