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Dec. 15
Print Edition for the week of
Dec. 15 - 21, 2011
Vol. 12, No. 30
James Ward
News
Overcommitted!
Mayor Sam Adams' Dream Transportation Projects Lead to Harsh Cuts
by Sarah Mirk
Casting Away the Shadows
Bad Financial Forecast Threatens City's Favorite Budget Cheat
by Denis C. Theriault
Sexual Politics
Transgender Tweens
by Sarah Mirk
Hard to Port!
Lessons from Occupy's Port of Portland Shutdown
by Denis C. Theriault
Hall Monitor
A Step Toward Legal Camping
by Denis C. Theriault
In Other News
Music
Interstellar Overdrive
Sons of Huns Keep It Lean and Mean
by Ned Lannamann
Acid Reflux
Scratch Acid Reunites... and It Feels So Good
by Mark Lore
Believe to My Soul
Allen Stone Breaks the Soul Mold
by Raquel Nasser
Old School New Age
Eliot Lipp Is Okay with Smooth Jazz
by Ava Hegedus
Up & Coming
Highlights in Music the Week of December 15-21
Movies & TV
Welcoming the Unwelcome
Sherlock Holmes Gets a Second Chance
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
I'm Going Out
David vs. Goliath
by Erik Henriksen
Young Adult Friction
The Pains of Being Mavis Gary
by Alison Hallett
Soft-Core Porn, with Crying
A Sex Addict Hits Rock Bottom in
Shame
by Alison Hallett
With You, Not at You
Laughing at James Westby's
Rid of Me
by Marjorie Skinner
Film Shorts
In Which We Hit It and Quit It
Food and Drink
Mac!
(Excitable Punctuation Not My Own)
by Tony Perez
Visual Art
Life in the Margins
Joakim Eskildsen Photographs the People Formerly Known as Gypsies
by Jenna Lechner
Books
One More for the People
Collecting Eight Years of Martha Grover's Zine
Somnambulist
by Alison Hallett
Q&A: Ernest Cline
Talking Nostalgia, Fanboy Culture, and Coming of Age
by Alison Hallett
Theater & Performance
Angels in America
, Again
Portland Playhouse Dusts off Tony Kushner's Classic
by Alison Hallett
Feature
Strip Maul
Nine Strip Clubs in 48 Hours: a Tourist's Guide to America's Porniest City
by Kelly O
I, Anonymous
The Sitter
Blogtown
"What possible reason could I have for going around killing Santa Claus?"
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Win Tickets to Langhorne Slim's New Year's Eve Show!
by Ned Lannamann
Good Morning, News!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
How to Deal With a Hideous Barbed Wire Fence
by Sarah Mirk
Quick 101 on the NDAA Everyone's Yelling About
by Sarah Mirk
Tonight in Music
by Courtney Ferguson
Watch Newt Gingrich Discuss His Plan to Send U.S. Marshals to Bring Secular Judges Before Congress
by Paul Constant
Good Morning, News!
by Denis C. Theriault
Punch! Kick! Funny! Reviewed!
by Alison Hallett
Portland Police Respond to Call of Raging Jedi Swinging Lightsaber
by Denis C. Theriault
Good Morning, News!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Galactic Empire Shills for Salvation Army: Super "Right" or Super "Wrong"?
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
"Best Xmas Song EVARRRR!!!": Day Three (Creepy Wooden Puppet Songs)
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Time to Mandate Children-Free Driving?
by Goldy
The
Mercury
Review of
Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol
by Erik Henriksen
SL Letter of the Day: Anger Management Tissues
by Dan Savage
Frock Off
by Marjorie Skinner
Tonight in Music
by Courtney Ferguson
The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Tonight in Music
by Courtney Ferguson
Sexual Assault Reported at PSU
by Sarah Mirk
Norway Is Suffering a Butter Shortage
by Dan Savage
LKN Interviewed by Tom Tom Magazine
by Ned Lannamann
It's Happening Tonight!
by Alison Hallett
BAFTA Guru: Will Wright Says Smart Things About Game Addiction
by Earnest "Nex" Cavalli
It's Happening Tonight!
by Alison Hallett
Review:
King of Fighters XIII
by Earnest "Nex" Cavalli
Another High-Minded Debate Between a Reader and the Editor of the
Portland Mercury
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
More Retail Shakeups for the West End
by Marjorie Skinner
Republicans Just Voted to Raise Your Taxes
by Paul Constant
Watch Adventures! With Might's New Frankenstein-Themed Video
by Ned Lannamann
Vulture's 10 Best and Worst Movie Posters of 2011
by Erik Henriksen
Long-Lost
Doctor Who
Episodes Found
This Week's
Mercury
Music Section
by Ned Lannamann
Foti's Greek Deli to Close
by Alison Hallett
New Trailer for
The Mushle Fuffle Waffle House Rishes
by Erik Henriksen
"This is not poker. This is not a game."
by Paul Constant
Today In Humiliating Ways To Die...
The Good, the Bad, and the Sexy
by Paul Constant
Gay Dads Find Out They're Gonna Be Grandpas
by Dan Savage
Light Bulb Limbo
by Alex Zielinski
Silent Night, Deadly Night
by Marjorie Skinner
"Jesus Heals a Gay Man"
by David Schmader
Resort Season at Popina
by Marjorie Skinner
Tonight in Music
by Courtney Ferguson
And Now, Presented Without Context, an Excerpt From an Email Written by Ned Lannamann Regarding Cameron Crowe's Upcoming Holiday Film
We Bought a Zoo
by Erik Henriksen
An Extremely Important Poll About Christmas Lights
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Four City Unions Endorse Nolan and Novick for Council, but Hold Off on Mayor's Race
by Denis C. Theriault
Kristen Bell in Her Underpants, Because... Kristen Bell in Her Underpants.
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
AT&T Leaves T-Mobile at the Altar
by Paul Constant
Rapunzel the Killer Wolf-Girl: It's Grimm Recap Time!
by Joe Streckert
I Have a DeLorean. Whose Desk Should I Light On Fire?
by Erik Henriksen
Party at St. Jack (Yes, There Will Be Free Food)
by Marjorie Skinner
Trailer for
Wrath of the Titans
by Erik Henriksen
Theater You Can Afford.
by Alison Hallett
Comic Book Store + Comedians = Funnies
by Courtney Ferguson
Give Star Peace a Chance
by Erik Henriksen
Old Town Tent Refuge Appeals Code Violations
by Denis C. Theriault
Blogtown Vote-Off! What's the Best Xmas Song EVARRR??
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
SL Letter of the Day: Build That Firewall
by Dan Savage
Our Review of the Dinosaur Jr./Scratch Acid Show
by Ned Lannamann
Funkytown
by Marjorie Skinner
Good Morning News!
by Sarah Mirk
Tonight: Blue Christmas Comedy
by Alison Hallett
Late-Night at The 811
by Marjorie Skinner
Little Cuts on Dirtnap
by Ned Lannamann
Christopher Hitchens On His Death
by Jacob Schraer
Romney Calls Gingrich "Zany"
by Paul Constant
Tonight in Music
by Courtney Ferguson
It's Happening Tonight!
by Alison Hallett
Occupy Joins With Immigrant Groups to Protest Deportation
by Sarah Mirk
Seattle Atheists Launch Confusing Bus Ad Campaign
by Sarah Mirk
What He Said
by Dan Savage
SL Letter of the Day: A Change of View
by Dan Savage
It's Happening Tonight!
by Alison Hallett
Higher Education is a Liberal Conspiracy, Everyone Should Carry Uzis, and Barney Frank's New Job: What I Learned at that Rick Santorum House Party in Iowa Where That Picture Was Taken
by Dan Savage
Tintin 101
by Erik Henriksen
"People's Portlandia": Because
Portlandia
Isn't Embarrassing ENOUGH.
by Alison Hallett
Cogen Won't Push for Library District Next Year
by Denis C. Theriault
The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Courtney Stodden Hates You, Xmas... EVERYTHING!!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Just Theoretically Speaking, Does North Korea Have a Missile That Can Hit Portland?
by Eli Sanders
Martine Satchels
by Marjorie Skinner
Rob Lowe in GREATEST LIFETIME MOVIE EVAHRRR!!!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Now Is An Excellent Time to Tell Jamal Crawford How Much You'd Like Him to Be a Portland Trail Blazer
by Ezra Ace Caraeff
Ed Forman's Last Hurrah
by Alison Hallett
TriMet Needs You to Solve Its Problems
by Alex Zielinski
SL Letter of the Day: The Gay Panic Offense
by Dan Savage
There's Something Happening Here
by Dan Savage
Blake for Mayor
by Marjorie Skinner
NWDP: As Good As They Say?
by Jenna Lechner
Frohe Weihnachten von das Kinks!
by Ned Lannamann
PSU's Electric Avenue Goes Groovy
by Alex Zielinski
Marcus Bachmann Vows to Battle Gay Marriage as First Husband
by Paul Constant
Another Occupy Portland Sitdown with Mayor Sam Adams
by Denis C. Theriault
Tonight in Music
by Courtney Ferguson
Portlandia Is So Two Hours Ago. Welcome to Vancouvria!
by Alison Hallett
Holy Crap! Will We Be Able to Buy Liquor in Grocery Stores?
by Sarah Mirk
This Is a Picture of Howe Gelb, Who Is Playing Tonight
by Ned Lannamann
The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
"Best Xmas Song EVARRR!" Day Two! (God and Junk)
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
by Denis C. Theriault
Win Tickets to Talkdemonic's New Year's Eve Show!
by Ned Lannamann
Have A New
Game Of Thrones
Trailer (Not That
Game Of Thrones
, The Other One)
by Earnest "Nex" Cavalli
Ryan Gosling in Pajamas, Mouthing Along to a Drunk Recitation of "Twas the Night Before Christmas"
by Christopher Frizzelle
This Is Not A Necklace
by Marjorie Skinner
Workers Picket Progressive Groups OSPIRG, Environment Oregon
by Sarah Mirk
Trailer for
The Expendables 2
by Erik Henriksen
Cloaks, Jason Urick, and Bryan Free Make Music for the Alien Nativity
by Ned Lannamann
A Moment to Reflect on North Korea's Website
by Sarah Mirk
What Do Newt Gingrich and Philip K. Dick Have in Common?
by Paul Constant
The Final Countdown: The Last Week of Holiday Shopping Thingies
by Marjorie Skinner
Chelsea Morrisey Talks About Artifice and the End of Dirty Mittens
by Ned Lannamann
Skate-a-Roke! Get Your Tix NOW!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Deliver Us From Our Dicks
by Dan Savage
"Overnight Sleeping" Plan Advances—Amid Spirited Defense of Old Town Tent Refuge
by Denis C. Theriault
The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Tonight in Music
by Courtney Ferguson
American Horror Story
Chitty-Chat Club!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
From Now On, the Days Get Brighter
by Sarah Mirk
Will Leather Goods
by Marjorie Skinner
Why Pizza Bagel Bites are the Most "Extreme"
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Oh, Valencia! Timbers Sign Young Colombian Star
by Brian Gjurgevich
Bob Vander Plaats Asked the Woman to Step Out of the Way for the Real Christian Man
by Paul Constant
Good Morning News!
by Sarah Mirk
Good Morning News!
by Alex Zielinski
Fox Hosts "Not
Another
Republican Debate" Tonight!
by Paul Constant
Sold Out
Siljan
by Marjorie Skinner
One Day at a Time
The Week in Review
by Ann Romano
New Column!
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A Nuisance is Supposed to Cost $$
by Anonymous
To the 15 Bus Driver on Saturday Night
by Anonymous
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by Anonymous
Dear Hair
by Anonymous
Dear Occupier:
by Anonymous
Funny Ha Ha
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Short Bus Driver
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Move Forwards
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ATTENTION: WHITE PEOPLE (WOMEN TOO)
by Anonymous
PBA = Portland’s Biggest Turd-Burglars
by Anonymous
Not Gonna Jump
by Anonymous
Just How Much Air Is In That Horn??
by Anonymous
Going Down in a Blaze
by Anonymous
(NOT) Free Coffee
by Anonymous
ATTENTION: MEN
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Dear Christmas In Need
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Thanks, But No Spanks
by Dan Savage
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A Very Gimpy Xmas
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