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Sep. 14
Print Edition for the week of
Sep. 14 - 20, 2006
Vol. 7, No. 16
Lori Lucas
News
Brading vs. Minnis
The Hottest Fight in the State Just Got Hotter!
by Scott Moore
Hall Monitor
Blood from a stone
by Scott Moore
Eat the Rich
Protestors' New Tactic: Free Hot Dogs!
by Matt Davis
Court in the Middle
Club Bouncers Get Screwed Again
by Matt Davis
Smokescreen
Saltzman's Public Smoking Ban?
by Scott Moore and Matt Davis
Music
If You Got a Throat, I Got a Knife
Two Gallants and Our Inevitable Demise
by Justin Wescoat Sanders III
The Scene Report
Local Music News
by Adam Gnade
Subtle
Obviously Awesome
by Garett Strickland
Rocking Like a Panther
Ratatat's New Album Totally Delivers
by Chas Bowie
Up & Coming
Once More with Feeling
Internet and Technology Roundup
by Ezra Ace Caraeff
Mission of Burma!
Still Going for the Jugular
by Brian Smith
Live Music and DJ Listings
Movies & TV
Close to Home
Heartaches of
The Last Kiss
by Marjorie Skinner
Film Shorts
The Rock vs. John Connor
Succinct Reviews for the Discerning Cinephile
Another Murdered Novel
Brian De Palma Can't Save
Dahlia
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
TV Listings
Geek Out
Star Wars
—Again.
by Erik Henriksen
R for Ridiculous
Film Ratings: More Interesting than You'd Think!
by Erik Henriksen
Food and Drink
Game of Chance
Five Courses for $10? Rack ’Em Up!
by Matt Davis
Food Events
Visual Art
Visual Arts
Sutapa Biswas
by John Motley
Books
Chuck Klosterman IV by Chuck Klosterman
by Chas Bowie
Blind Willow, Sleeping Woman
by Erik Henriksen
Readings
Theater & Performance
Theatre
Metamorphoses
by Alison Hallett
Feature
Passing Notes
The Mercury's Annual Back-to-School Issue!
by Amy Jenniges
Back-to-School Fashions
(for the Stereotypical Teen!)
Dear First-Grade Baby
Hey Reedie!
To Anyone Even Considering Going Back to School
Dear PSU Freshman
The Mercury's Back-to-School Guide to Portland!
by Kaitlyn Burch and Alison Hallett
Dear Lewis and Clark Freshman
Don't Get Caught
A Guide To Sexin', Booze Parties, and Drug Delinquency in College
Dear Future Drop-Out
Dear University of Portland Freshmen
Slang: All the Kids Are Sayin' It!
A Look into Your Future: Your Fold-Up Fortune Teller
by Will Gardner
Destination Fun
Time-Based Art Festival Rolls On
by Chas Bowie
I, Anonymous
Urgent Matter
Sold Out
The Hugest Summer Sale of Them All
by Marjorie Skinner
One Day at a Time
THE WEEK IN REVIEW
by Ann Romano
New Column!
Letters
Letters to the Editor
Savage Love & Sex
Savage Love
The Polyamorous Rulebook
by Dan Savage
I Love Television
I &hearts TV
Time I Do Not Have
by Wm. Steven Humphrey