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2012
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May. 10
Print Edition for the week of
May. 10 - 16, 2012
Vol. 12, No. 51
Photo by Neil DaCosta neildacosta.com
News
Looking Behind the Curtain
Inside Mayor Sam Adams' Magically Not Terrible City Budget Plan
by Denis C. Theriault
Creative Class
The Dismal State of Arts Funding in Portland's Schools
by Alison Hallett
Unafraid!
Students Risk Deportation to Press for Change
by Alex Zielinski
Hall Monitor
Cops Ignoring a Big Question
by Denis C. Theriault
Music
Leave the Scene Behind
The Wave Pictures' Perfectly Imperfect Precision
by Ned Lannamann
The Joke's on Us
The Dead Milkmen Aren't Dead Yet
by Mark Lore
All Seriousness Aside
Meat, Murder, and Cattle Decapitation
by Aris Hunter Wales
Behind the Balloons
The Weeknd's Self-Immolation
by Rebecca Wilson
Up & Coming
This Week's Music Previews
Movies & TV
Team Barnabas
Dark Shadows
: Another Team Burton Fiasco
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
The Hand-Jive Cult
Sound of My Voice
Keeps You Guessing
by Courtney Ferguson
Napoleon Complex
Blood, Shit, and Spader Hair in
Headhunters
by Ned Lannamann
Kid Stuff
The First Movie
Puts Iraqi Children Behind the Lens
by Alex Zielinski
Of Cthulhu and Henriksen
Whispers in the Darkness at the Lovecraft Fest
by Courtney Ferguson
Chattin' with Bishop
We Ask Lance Henriksen Questions. He Graciously Answers.
by Courtney Ferguson
Geek Out
Your New Addiction
by Earnest "Nex" Cavalli
Film Shorts
In Which We Hit It and Quit It
Food and Drink
Destination Dim Sum
Bustle and Steam at HK Café
by Chris Onstad
Books
Fun Home
Redux
Alison Bechdel Mines Her Life for Material in
Are You My Mother?
by Alison Hallett
Small Press, Big Changes
The IPRC Gets New Digs
by Suzette Smith
Theater & Performance
Abundance in Drought
Oregon Children's Theatre and Black Prairie Shine in
The Storm in the Barn
by Virginia Thayer
Feature
Ladies in Waiting
A Showcase of Designs from the Open Season Fashion Show
by Marjorie Skinner
I, Anonymous
Tooth and Decency
Blogtown
LAST CHANCE! Sponsor Team Mercuroke!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
SL Letter of the Day: Hope Not Nope
by Dan Savage
Onstage This Weekend!
by Alison Hallett
Every Child Deserves a Mother and a Father
by Dan Savage
Announcing HECKLEVISION:
POINT BREAK
by Erik Henriksen
Things Get Pretty Exciting over at Bloomberg TV
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Tin House Hosts Reading with Anthony Doerr
by Alison Hallett
Swiss Miss No More?
by Paul Constant
New Witch Mountain Track and Album News
by Ned Lannamann
Open Season: The Slideshow
by Marjorie Skinner
Attack of the Dutch Gay Spy Orgiers
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Listen to a Track from the Upcoming Onuinu Album
by Ned Lannamann
Terrible Piece of Shit Endorses Mitt Romney
by Paul Constant
Video: My Body - "New Cat"
by Ned Lannamann
Good Morning, News!
by Denis C. Theriault
It's Happening Tonight!
by Alison Hallett
Audit: Police Bureau Heeds Calls for Change—Sometimes, and Usually Very Slowly
by Denis C. Theriault
Thursday TV Recaps for Poor People!
by Elinor Jones
Parks and Rec
Season Finale... TONIGHT!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
It's Happening Tonight!
by Alison Hallett
Generation Debt
by Eli Sanders
Batmobile and Bat-Cycle to Tour EVERY CITY EXCEPT PORTLAND
by Erik Henriksen
Professional Acting Advice for Mitt Romney
by David Schmader
Here's that Trailer for
The Mindy Project
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Time Is Running Out: Get Your Pre-Sale Tickets for Open Season Today!
by Marjorie Skinner
Racist Monkeys on a Trampoline
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Portland's White Powder Problem
by Alex Zielinski
Another Amazing Column from
Chicago Sun-Times
Columnist Neil Steinburg
by Dan Savage
Welcome Back to Otter Friday!
by Erik Henriksen
Reed College Students: Good at Huffing Bongs... Not So Good at Spelling
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Your
Mercury
-Approved Voting Cheat Sheet
by Erik Henriksen
ACLU Continues to Battle the Feds' "No Fly List"
by Alex Zielinski
Isn't "Sex Lube" Kind of Redundant?
by Alison Hallett
Tonight in Music
by Courtney Ferguson
Good Morning, News!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
It's Happening Tonight!
by Alison Hallett
Did President Obama Swear?
by Paul Constant
Awning Chasm
by David Schmader
Selections from My
Random House Historical Dictionary of American Slang
by Courtney Ferguson
Donors Like It When President Obama Speaks His Conscience
by Paul Constant
My Side of the Mountain
Author Dies at 92
by Alison Hallett
The Raid
—with CATS
by Erik Henriksen
Good Morning, News!
by Nathan Gilles
Legal Question Clouds Fate of Portland's Would-be Malt Liquor Ban
by Denis C. Theriault
It's Happening Tonight!
by Alison Hallett
It's Happening Tonight!
by Alison Hallett
Avengers? More Like
Expensive
-gers! I'm Sorry, This Headline Is Terrible
by Erik Henriksen
Election Night Live Blog: AG Race, Council, Et Al.
by Mercury Election Battalion
Romney Team Kind of Apologizes for Denying Press Access to Mitt Romney
by Paul Constant
Here's that Trailer for "You Got Bacon'd!" (Okay, Fine...
The Following
)
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Teenagers Occupy Pioneer Courthouse Square
by Nathan Gilles
Win Tickets to See Beck in Bend!
by Ned Lannamann
Buffy
Marathon Ahoy!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Plan to Shift Some Suicide Calls from 911 Starts Next Week
by Denis C. Theriault
Today on MOD
by Marjorie Skinner
Get Your Tickets to Hecklevision:
Point Break
!
by Erik Henriksen
Win Passes to QDoc!
by Erik Henriksen
New Tallest Man Song!
by Ned Lannamann
May Day Happened—Now What?
by Alex Zielinski
Maddow on Obama's Announcement
by Dan Savage
Tonight:
The Cutting Room
by Jenna Lechner
Don't Forget! Election Party Live Blog Action TONIGHT!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Portland, You Are Pretty
by Marjorie Skinner
Dear 40-Year-Old Me
by Dan Savage
Campaign Targets Defense of Marriage Act
by Alex Zielinski
Should Dollar Stores Be Illegal?
by Paul Constant
Comedy Tour: The Ian Karmel Diaries—Enough Already!
by Ian Karmel
Final Settlement in Suit over Portland Camping Ban Draws Near
by Denis C. Theriault
New Michel Gondry!
by Erik Henriksen
Awesome, Awesome Baby
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Government Endorses Movie Piracy By Warning Against Movie Piracy
by Paul Constant
The Greatest Documentary Ever Filmed
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
The FDA May Approve a Daily Anti-Retroviral Drug for HIV-Negative Gay Men Who Don't Use Condoms
by Dan Savage
Grand Jury Clears Washington County Cops in New Columbia Shooting
by Denis C. Theriault
Open Season and the Spring Fashion Issue
by Marjorie Skinner
Video: Ozarks: "Pyramids of Love"
by Ned Lannamann
Rand Paul on President Obama's Marriage Equality Statement: "I Wasn't Sure That His Views on Marriage Could Get Any Gayer"
by Paul Constant
Yo Vintage! to Put Down Roots
by Marjorie Skinner
Tonight in Music
by Courtney Ferguson
Good Morning News!
by Alex Zielinski
Interview with a "Me": Funemployment Radio
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Tonight in Music
by Courtney Ferguson
Catching Up With Lunchtime Ballot-Droppers
by Alex Zielinski
Tonight in Music
by Courtney Ferguson
This Week's
Mercury
Music Section
by Ned Lannamann
Alley 33 Lineup Announced
by Marjorie Skinner
Rock 'n' Roll Times at the Rose Festival
by Ned Lannamann
Sponsor Team Mercuroke! (Or Me!)
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Juggling Advice for Hippies
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Roller Derby Recap: Portland vs. Denver
by Courtney Ferguson
The Most Adorable Sabotage
by Erik Henriksen
Reintroducing... Scrappers!
by Scrappers
Good Morning, News!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Postal Service Saves 21 Oregon Offices
by Alex Zielinski
Portland's Most Inspiring Makers
by Marjorie Skinner
SL Letter of the Day: Make Your Own Family
by Dan Savage
Here's that Trailer that'll Make You Kill Yourself (Okay, Fine...
The Goodwin Games
)
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Every Mad Man For Himself
by Jacob Schraer
The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Are You Man Enough For "The Romney"?
by Dan Savage
Van Halen Is Playing the Rose Garden in August
by Ned Lannamann
Good Morning News!
by Alex Zielinski
SL Letter of the Day: Bi Boy Problems
by Dan Savage
Blogtown's Poster of the Week
by Courtney Ferguson
Floating World's "Castles in the Sky" Studio Ghibli Art Show
by Alison Hallett
Good Morning, News!
by Denis C. Theriault
Roller Derby Weekend: Portland vs. Denver
by Courtney Ferguson
Tonight in Music
by Courtney Ferguson
Portland Geek Olympathon Strikes Back
by Erik Henriksen
Election Night Live Blog: The Mayor's Race
by Mercury Election Battalion
New OPB Poll: Big Gain for Hales, Modest Gain for Smith, Big Drop for Brady
by Denis C. Theriault
Suicidal Man Threatens Cop with Rifle—but Winds Up Sent to Treatment
by Denis C. Theriault
Curbside Composting, Six Months Later
by Alex Zielinski
Sometimes Courtney Posts Really Cool Concert Posters! (This Is Not One of Them.)
by Ned Lannamann
Comic Artists Go the Opera
by Alison Hallett
The Golden Age of Portland Trolleys
by Alex Zielinski
Free Screening Tonight:
Ai Weiwei: Never Sorry
by Alison Hallett
Game of Thrones
Recap: Adaptable Adaptation Edition
by Joe Streckert
Mayor Adams Now Responsible for Reminding You to Put Your Garbage Out
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
One Day at a Time
The Week in Review
by Ann Romano
New Column!
Letters
Letters to the Editor
I, Anonymous Blog
To the Guy Who Didn’t Hit Me with His Car
by Anonymous
Making All the Noise
by Anonymous
Another Hipster Girl Rant
by Anonymous
Late Night Construction
by Anonymous
No More Drinking
by Anonymous
That Doggy in the Window? Yeah, He Was Too Much
by Anonymous
You Look Tough, So What?
by Anonymous
To the Guy Who Didn’t Kill My Sister
by Anonymous
Bicycles: Pshh, Whatever.
by Anonymous
Portland... Get Happy
by Anonymous
Alone with the Wind
by Anonymous
To the Beautiful Black Young Man
by Anonymous
Happy Mother’s Day, Bitch.
by Anonymous
Loud Fucking
by Anonymous
To the Lady Who Fell on her Bike
by Anonymous
Thanks For Not Killing My Wife
by Anonymous
Savage Love & Sex
Savage Love
Gender Mender
by Dan Savage
I Love Television
I Love Television™
Uncle Charlie, the Internet
by Wm. Steven Humphrey