Print Edition for the week of
Jun. 7 - 13, 2012

Vol. 13, No. 3
Photo by Robbie Augspurger

News

Will They Ever Learn?

Report on Cop Shooting Investigations Finds "Room for Improvement"

Hall Monitor

A Benevolent Landlord?

West Endo

Downtown Businesses Protest New Bike Lane

Short Circuited

Tepid Ruling in Police Taser Misconduct Case

In Other News

Music

Building a Monument

Tu Fawning Makes a Masterpiece

A Consortium of Noise

Rebecca Gates Transcends Regionalism

The Peel Sessions

Banana Stand Media Comes Above Ground

Up & Coming

This Week’s Music Previews

Movies & TV

Child's Play

Moonrise Kingdom Sure Is a Wes Anderson Movie!

Survival of the Fittest

Prometheus: Like Alien, if Alien Wasn't Good

Next Time 'Round

In Life and Time Travel, Safety Not Guaranteed

Hippies Are Horrible

There's Nothing Funny About Peace, Love, and Misunderstanding

Breaking the Rules

The Interracial Marriage that Changed America

Film Shorts

In Which We Hit It and Quit It

Food and Drink

Checking in on Mr. Tasty

Gorham's NoPo Landmark Turns Two

Books

Small Doggies Says Good-Bye (for Now)

The Monthly Reading Series Changes

The Portland Poetry Slam's Unwelcome Spotlight

After a Robbery, the Community Steps in with Support

Theater & Performance

Desperately Seeking Penelope

Dark Hilarity + Speedos in Third Rail's New Show

Operatic Collage

You're Still as Beautiful Mashes up New Wave Cinema and a Debussy Opera

Feature

How to Get on Your Bike!

A Super-Short Guide to Bicycle Acquisition, Antics, and Adventure

How to Buy a Bike

How to Carry a Dog

How to Talk Bike!

How to Bike Across the Country

How to Not Be an Asshole

How to Win a Road Race

In 95 Simple Words

How to Get Married by Bike

How to Hunt Nutria by Bike

Death to non-native rodents.

How to Fight the Man

How to Make Mad Cash

How to Fall in Love with Estacada

How to Turn Your Bike into an X-Wing Fighter

How to Bike Naked

Tips for the Aspiring Cheek-to-Seat Set

How to Build a Bike Sound System

How To... Survive Pedalpalooza

How to Go on a Bike Date

I, Anonymous

Change

Blogtown

Romney's in Town!

How Much Do You Owe in Student Loans?

Now Playing: Bernie

You Guys Better Make Some Good Picard Art!

Project Nunway: The Video

Tonight in Music

OLCC Spikes Portland's Bid to Ban Food Cart Booze

SL Letter of the Day: Not Not Gonna Do It

Comedy Tour: The Alex Falcone Diaries: Death Wish

Doug Fir Announces "Pickin' on Sundays" Schedule

It's Happening Tonight!

This Week's Mercury Music Section

Obama Walks Back Statement on Economy

Good Morning News!

Rare Sighting of a Terrence Malick in His Natural Habitat

New Aan Song!

The Only Picture That Matters Today

Here are those Girls Cut-Out Paper Dolls You Ordered

Last Chance to Win My Morning Jacket Tickets!

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day! (Featuring Carly Rae Jepsen)

Modi, Brehan, and Frances

Good Morning, News!

Portland's New Funniest Person: Nathan Brannon

Two Bikey Craigslist Gems

My Name is Prince! I'm over Fifty!

Where Should We Build Low-Rent Housing?

Armed Man Puts SW Schools in Lockdown

Obama's Western Donor Drop-off

Free Jack White Tickets!

Btwn Wind + Water

I Liked the New Wes Anderson Movie.

Blogtown's Poster of the Week

Five Reasons Why Fleet Week is Terrible

Randy Leonard Proposes Skateboarding Ban on West Hills Streets

Spiders... Earthquake... ARACHNOQUAKE!!

It's Happening Tonight!

Good Morning, News!

Roller Derby Recap: Championships & Men's Roller Derby

Mormon Undergarments as Fetish Wear

Disney Ruins Dreams of Teenage Tinkerbell (Who, Actually, Should Know Better)

In Memory of: Brian Dunkleman

Listen to the First Episode of PDXOXO with Anya Marina

CAN Announces Details of November Arts Funding Campaign

The Lars Larson Headline of the Day!

Hunger Games Tributes—That Didn't Make the Cut

Not That Masturbating Bear... THAT Masturbating Bear!

Introducing the CW's Green Abs—I MEAN, "ARROW!" "ARROW!"

Swimsuit Roundup!

Preserving Traditional Marriages

Get a Drink at our Velo Cult Party Tonight!

Better Weather Next Week... So Why Not HUMP?

Comedy Tour: The Alex Falcone Diaries: Cat Hero!

Happy Silas Christofferson Day!

Burn, Baby, Burn! Climate Change and Forest Fires

The Pink Carpet Project

To the Delight of Republicans, President Obama Says "The Private Sector Is Doing Fine"

Tonight in Music

2012 Drammy Winners Announced

SL Letter of the Day: BFFFWB

How Many Votes Did Racism Cost Obama in 2008?

Reminder: You Should See Safety Not Guaranteed

SL Letter of the Day: This Is What GGGocracy Looks Like

Jeri Ryan's "Epic Costco Run": CONDEMN OR ALLOW?!?

It's Happening Tonight!

Menomena Announces Details of Moms

Casa Diablo Gets Liquor License For New Location

Tonight in Music

Trailer for Tarantino's Django Unchained

Me and Ms. (Victoria) Taft

Q & A with Schoolyard Farms' Courtney Leeds

Yep, Still Right About Prometheus :(

Good Morning, News!

A Very Special Otter Friday: ZOO FIELD TRIP EDITION!

Good Morning, News!

Wreck-It Ralph Hits Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start, Goes Directly to Nostalgia Level

OMSI's After Dark Summer Concert Series Looks Rad

Tonight in Music

The Helio Sequence Announce Details of New Album

How Dangerous is Skating the West Hills, Really?

Peers Name Same-Sex Pair "Cutest Couple" In Yearbook

We're Planning to Spend $400 Million to Widen a Freeway Through the Rose Quarter

Behold! The Red Fang Pizza Picture Disc

Tonight in Music

Abrahams & Duffy and More on MOD

Bang a Pot! Quebec Solidarité Protest Downtown Tonight

Female Prisoner Pen Pal of the Week!

Fight Hypocrisy: "Pitch a Tent" at the Rose Festival!

The Best of Mayor Sam Adams' Facebook Photos

By Josh Weed's Logic...

I Am So Disappointed in Twitter

Two Girls, Two Large Glasses of Donkey Urine and Semen

Doctor Who: The Top Ten Companions since 2005

Last Thursday's Growing Up

Pedalpalooza Kickoff Ride and Party Recap

Model Fails

Cast Your Vote for Your Faves! Take the PDX Approved Survey!

SL Letter of the Day: Pout It Out

FBI's Northwest Crime Stats by City

More Bad News for Obama: Romney/RNC Outraises Obama/DNC in May

It's Happening Tonight!

Gay Man Marries Straight Woman, Enjoys Fucking Her, Writes Blog Post About It, Internet Explodes

Today in Portland "Turf Blisters"

BREAKING: Mayor Asks Auditor to Review Frashour Arbitration Testimony

Mad Men Reading List

Good Morning News!

Bike Thief Caught in Action!

Portland Director Goes NOLA for Theresa Andersson

Mad Men Recap: Season's End

Required Viewing: Catholic Priest Explains That Catholics Can Vote For Marriage Equality and Still be Good Catholics

Re: Alien, Prometheus, Panties

Good Morning, News!

Gene Wilder on Willy Wonka Fashion

"Reprehensible and Wrong": Mayor Answers Vitriolic Article on Frashour Firing

It's Happening Tonight!

See and Hear Truckstop Darlin'

How's Cameron Whitten Doing on His Hunger Strike?

The Greatest Headline of This or Any Century

Mister Rogers' Reeeee-MIX!

Handjobs: Just for Dudes?

Sold Out

"Project Nunway" and Garnish

One Day at a Time

The Week in Review

New Column!

I, Anonymous Blog

Dear Graduate

3/4 of the Store isn’t Enough for You?

Acid Flashback Payback

Give Newbies a Chance

I'm on a Deadline Here!

Hyped Ice Cream Shop

Bad Attitude Equals Bad Tip

I Saw U

Child(ish) Driver

Quote of the Day

I,A Found Poetry

Read the Class Name

That Couch Was PERFECT!

Assholes in Sellwood

Savage Love

Bear-Faced Lies

I Love Television

I Love Television™

Ode to My Thong