Print Edition for the week of
Jun. 7 - 13, 2012

Vol. 13, No. 3
Photo by Robbie Augspurger

News

Will They Ever Learn?

Report on Cop Shooting Investigations Finds "Room for Improvement"

Hall Monitor

A Benevolent Landlord?

West Endo

Downtown Businesses Protest New Bike Lane

Short Circuited

Tepid Ruling in Police Taser Misconduct Case

In Other News

Music

Building a Monument

Tu Fawning Makes a Masterpiece

A Consortium of Noise

Rebecca Gates Transcends Regionalism

The Peel Sessions

Banana Stand Media Comes Above Ground

Up & Coming

This Week’s Music Previews

Movies & TV

Child's Play

Moonrise Kingdom Sure Is a Wes Anderson Movie!

Survival of the Fittest

Prometheus: Like Alien, if Alien Wasn't Good

Next Time 'Round

In Life and Time Travel, Safety Not Guaranteed

Hippies Are Horrible

There's Nothing Funny About Peace, Love, and Misunderstanding

Breaking the Rules

The Interracial Marriage that Changed America

Film Shorts

In Which We Hit It and Quit It

Food and Drink

Checking in on Mr. Tasty

Gorham's NoPo Landmark Turns Two

Books

Small Doggies Says Good-Bye (for Now)

The Monthly Reading Series Changes

The Portland Poetry Slam's Unwelcome Spotlight

After a Robbery, the Community Steps in with Support

Theater & Performance

Desperately Seeking Penelope

Dark Hilarity + Speedos in Third Rail's New Show

Operatic Collage

You're Still as Beautiful Mashes up New Wave Cinema and a Debussy Opera

Feature

How to Get on Your Bike!

A Super-Short Guide to Bicycle Acquisition, Antics, and Adventure

How to Buy a Bike

How to Carry a Dog

How to Talk Bike!

How to Bike Across the Country

How to Not Be an Asshole

How to Win a Road Race

In 95 Simple Words

How to Get Married by Bike

How to Hunt Nutria by Bike

Death to non-native rodents.

How to Fight the Man

How to Make Mad Cash

How to Fall in Love with Estacada

How to Turn Your Bike into an X-Wing Fighter

How to Bike Naked

Tips for the Aspiring Cheek-to-Seat Set

How to Build a Bike Sound System

How To... Survive Pedalpalooza

How to Go on a Bike Date

I, Anonymous

Change

Blogtown

Burn, Baby, Burn! Climate Change and Forest Fires

Happy Silas Christofferson Day!

SL Letter of the Day: BFFFWB

Romney's in Town!

Project Nunway: The Video

You Guys Better Make Some Good Picard Art!

Now Playing: Bernie

Q & A with Schoolyard Farms' Courtney Leeds

Trailer for Tarantino's Django Unchained

Good Morning, News!

Yep, Still Right About Prometheus :(

Modi, Brehan, and Frances

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day! (Featuring Carly Rae Jepsen)

Last Chance to Win My Morning Jacket Tickets!

Here are those Girls Cut-Out Paper Dolls You Ordered

Tonight in Music

By Josh Weed's Logic...

The Best of Mayor Sam Adams' Facebook Photos

Fight Hypocrisy: "Pitch a Tent" at the Rose Festival!

Blogtown's Poster of the Week

Btwn Wind + Water

Good Morning, News!

It's Happening Tonight!

FBI's Northwest Crime Stats by City

SL Letter of the Day: Pout It Out

BREAKING: Mayor Asks Auditor to Review Frashour Arbitration Testimony

Preserving Traditional Marriages

Swimsuit Roundup!

Introducing the CW's Green Abs—I MEAN, "ARROW!" "ARROW!"

See and Hear Truckstop Darlin'

"Reprehensible and Wrong": Mayor Answers Vitriolic Article on Frashour Firing

The Greatest Headline of This or Any Century

How's Cameron Whitten Doing on His Hunger Strike?

Menomena Announces Details of Moms

It's Happening Tonight!

Jeri Ryan's "Epic Costco Run": CONDEMN OR ALLOW?!?

SL Letter of the Day: This Is What GGGocracy Looks Like

Rare Sighting of a Terrence Malick in His Natural Habitat

Good Morning News!

Obama Walks Back Statement on Economy

This Week's Mercury Music Section

OMSI's After Dark Summer Concert Series Looks Rad

Behold! The Red Fang Pizza Picture Disc

We're Planning to Spend $400 Million to Widen a Freeway Through the Rose Quarter

Peers Name Same-Sex Pair "Cutest Couple" In Yearbook

Two Bikey Craigslist Gems

Portland's New Funniest Person: Nathan Brannon

Free Jack White Tickets!

Doctor Who: The Top Ten Companions since 2005

Two Girls, Two Large Glasses of Donkey Urine and Semen

I Am So Disappointed in Twitter

Roller Derby Recap: Championships & Men's Roller Derby

Listen to the First Episode of PDXOXO with Anya Marina

In Memory of: Brian Dunkleman

Disney Ruins Dreams of Teenage Tinkerbell (Who, Actually, Should Know Better)

Mad Men Recap: Season's End

Portland Director Goes NOLA for Theresa Andersson

Good Morning News!

Required Viewing: Catholic Priest Explains That Catholics Can Vote For Marriage Equality and Still be Good Catholics

2012 Drammy Winners Announced

Tonight in Music

To the Delight of Republicans, President Obama Says "The Private Sector Is Doing Fine"

The Pink Carpet Project

How Much Do You Owe in Student Loans?

SL Letter of the Day: Not Not Gonna Do It

OLCC Spikes Portland's Bid to Ban Food Cart Booze

Tonight in Music

Me and Ms. (Victoria) Taft

Tonight in Music

Good Morning, News!

A Very Special Otter Friday: ZOO FIELD TRIP EDITION!

The Only Picture That Matters Today

New Aan Song!

Good Morning, News!

Female Prisoner Pen Pal of the Week!

Bang a Pot! Quebec Solidarité Protest Downtown Tonight

Abrahams & Duffy and More on MOD

Five Reasons Why Fleet Week is Terrible

I Liked the New Wes Anderson Movie.

Spiders... Earthquake... ARACHNOQUAKE!!

Randy Leonard Proposes Skateboarding Ban on West Hills Streets

Today in Portland "Turf Blisters"

Gay Man Marries Straight Woman, Enjoys Fucking Her, Writes Blog Post About It, Internet Explodes

It's Happening Tonight!

More Bad News for Obama: Romney/RNC Outraises Obama/DNC in May

Not That Masturbating Bear... THAT Masturbating Bear!

Comedy Tour: The Alex Falcone Diaries: Cat Hero!

Better Weather Next Week... So Why Not HUMP?

Get a Drink at our Velo Cult Party Tonight!

It's Happening Tonight!

Gene Wilder on Willy Wonka Fashion

Handjobs: Just for Dudes?

Mister Rogers' Reeeee-MIX!

Reminder: You Should See Safety Not Guaranteed

How Many Votes Did Racism Cost Obama in 2008?

Casa Diablo Gets Liquor License For New Location

It's Happening Tonight!

Doug Fir Announces "Pickin' on Sundays" Schedule

Comedy Tour: The Alex Falcone Diaries: Death Wish

Wreck-It Ralph Hits Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start, Goes Directly to Nostalgia Level

How Dangerous is Skating the West Hills, Really?

The Helio Sequence Announce Details of New Album

Tonight in Music

Armed Man Puts SW Schools in Lockdown

Where Should We Build Low-Rent Housing?

My Name is Prince! I'm over Fifty!

Obama's Western Donor Drop-off

Cast Your Vote for Your Faves! Take the PDX Approved Survey!

Model Fails

Pedalpalooza Kickoff Ride and Party Recap

Last Thursday's Growing Up

Mormon Undergarments as Fetish Wear

Hunger Games Tributes—That Didn't Make the Cut

The Lars Larson Headline of the Day!

CAN Announces Details of November Arts Funding Campaign

Bike Thief Caught in Action!

Mad Men Reading List

Good Morning, News!

Re: Alien, Prometheus, Panties

Sold Out

"Project Nunway" and Garnish

One Day at a Time

The Week in Review

New Column!

I, Anonymous Blog

Dear Graduate

Child(ish) Driver

Acid Flashback Payback

Assholes in Sellwood

I Saw U

3/4 of the Store isn’t Enough for You?

Hyped Ice Cream Shop

That Couch Was PERFECT!

Bad Attitude Equals Bad Tip

I'm on a Deadline Here!

Read the Class Name

Quote of the Day

Give Newbies a Chance

I,A Found Poetry

Savage Love & Sex

Savage Love

Bear-Faced Lies

I Love Television

I Love Television™

Ode to My Thong