Print Edition for the week of
Jun. 14 - 20, 2012

Vol. 13, No. 4
Photo by Minh Tran minhternet.com / Cake by Laila Elliott

News

Exposed by the Police Union

PPA Boss Lifts Lid on Devastating Arbitration Testimony in Campbell Case

Wheels of Change

How a Group of Transit Riders Forced TriMet to Open Up

The $400 Million Lane

Pricey Plans Move Forward to Expand I-5 Through Rose Quarter

Hall Monitor

Old Town's Candid Camera

Skating Is Not (Yet) a Crime

Randy Leonard Wants to Boot Skaters from Hills

Music

Heavy Bones

Kaia Wilson's Animals All Died

If You Ever Gave a Damn

For Wussy, the West Coast's Waiting

Humanity on the West Coast

The Continuum of Eternal Tapestry

Deep Grooves

Brownish Black's Soul Asylum

Up & Coming

This Week’s Music Previews

Movies & TV

Glee—with More Hair!

Rock of Ages: Not the Good Kind of Stupid

Czech Your Head

Czech Cinema—It's the Czechiest!

Baby's First Vibrator

Hysteria's Historical Snooze Fest

One Long, Sick Joke

That's My Boy's Pageant of Idiocy

Film Shorts

In Which We Hit It and Quit It

Food and Drink

Old Lease, New Life

A New Neighborhood Beacon: Glisan Burger Barn

Visual Art

Peering into YU's Programming

Showcasing the Work of Cartoonist Saul Steinberg

Comedy

Portland's (New) Funniest Person

Nathan Brannon Takes the Prize at Helium's Annual Comedy Contest

Books

Mapping the Internet

It Really Is a Series of Tubes!

Everything's Coming Up Lynch

Jane Lynch's Memoir Is Light on Humor, Heavy on Personal Growth

Good Sport

50 Years of Sportswriting with the Great Frank Deford

Feature

The Portland Mercury's Annual Queer Guide Presents...The Wedding Issue

From One Queer to Another

Marriage Advice from People Who've Done It

Advice from a Freelance Wedding Planner

Or, the Only Advice You Will Ever Need

Interview with an Officiant

Or, Avoiding the Homophobic Pastor!

Location Is Everything

The Best Places to Get Same-Sex Married

Your Same-Sex Seating Arrangements

Solve This Logic Puzzle: Or, If Claire Sits Here, Grandma Maude Gets Black-Out Drunk

The Catering Dilemma

Food Is Food, So Hire a Same-Sex Friendly Caterer

Would You Do that at a Straight Wedding?

Queer Wedding Faux Pas

Your Same-Sex Wedding Music

DJ Beyondadoubt's Top 10 Same-Sex Wedding Songs

The State of Same-Sex Marriage

It's Gonna Happen... But When?

Your Nuptials Are Illegal 

Five Above-the-Law Ways to Protect Your Partnership in (and from) Oregon

Hooray for Divorce!

After Marriage, How to Plan Your Fabulous Same-Sex Divorce

Grin and Bear it

Or, How to Support Your "Experimental" Nephew on his "Wedding" Day with His Deviant "Friend"

Your Top 10 Pride Events!

Where to Spend Your Honeymoon

Or, Where to Find the Gayest Mayors

2012 Portland Pride Soundstage and Friends

Gayest Wedding Flowers Ever

Vaguely Sexual Floral Bouquets for Your Same-Sex Wedding

What to Wear to Your Same-Sex Wedding

Fashion tips for your same-sex wedding.

I Love Television

I Love Television™

Girl-on-Girl Action

I, Anonymous

Brown in Town

Blogtown

TriMet Board Adopts New Budget

Ecotrust's Sundown Series Has Great Musical Guests

Good Morning, News!

Comedy Tour: Sex Stickers

Today in Vampire Romance: Once Burned

Gay Divorce is the New Frontier

City to Occupy Portland: No More "Unpermitted" Meetings in Director Park

This is the True Story, of Seven Strangers, Picked to Live in PDX...

They All Look Alike...

Wanderlust Settles Down

Adam Carolla: Still Not Funny, Still Hates Women

It's Happening Tonight!

Portland Police Make Sweet "It Gets Better" Video

"You Might Be Screwed": Excerpts from Jefferson Smith's U of O Commencement Speech

Thomas Pynchon's "Trystero" Comes to Portland

Comedy Bang! Bang Tour Dates Announced

Tonight in Music

Good Morning News!

Comedy White People Like

How Often Do You Go to the Movies?

X-Press Boot Camp: In Which I Am A Bridal Cliché

Secrets

Good Morning, News!

Pastors Ban Gang Attire at Funerals

Hoping This is a Hoax

A Place Called Home: Documentary Edition

Welcome Back to Otter Friday!

Here is Your Bicycle AT-AT

Re: Luc Bats, Kai Winns

Today in AWWWKWARD! Lena Dunham on Jimmy Fallon

This Weekend: Tigard's Festival of Balloons

Have You Seen this Incredibly Stereotypical Sketchy Guy?

Hunger Striker Cameron Whitten on Day 19: "I'm Out Here as Long as It Takes"

A Closer Look at Amelia Fuertes

Rick Santorum Is Running Around in His Mitt Romney Skin-Suit Again

SL Letter of the Day: Not an Either/Or Question

Michigan State Reps Lisa Brown & Barb Byrum

Photos of Portland's Naked Bike Ride

Selections from My Random House Historical Dictionary of American Slang

Matt Groening Quits Life in Hell

Jack MacBrayer and Triumph vs. Chicago's "Weiner Circle": ON WHOM DO YOU WAGER?!?

On Second Thought, City Says Occupy Portland Can (Mostly) Stay at Director Park

Police Accountability Groups Say Racial Bias Persists in Latest Traffic Stop Data

This Week's Mercury Music Section

Good Morning, News!

Comic Book Stores to Host Gay Weddings This Week

Tonight in Music

The President Gave a Speech Yesterday In Ohio...

It's Happening Tonight!

Joe the Plumber Is Still a Huge Idiot

Jones "Retro" Bar/Club Opens in Old Town

If You Like Poster of the Week, You Should Probably Go to This Art Show

City Accuses Police Union of Leaking Frashour Arbitration Transcripts

PDX Pop Now! Announces This Year's Lineup and Schedule

34,532 Young Oregonians Should Thank the Healthcare Act

The Great Idea Music Festival Returns to Enchanted Forest

Myke Bogan - "Uncle Elroy's Couch"

What the World Thinks of Girls

Someone Has Inceptioned Me and Stolen My Dreams

"Vagina" is the New "Voldemort"

Tonight: Northwest Dance Project

Adidas' JS Roundhouse Mids: Slavery Sneaks?

So the World War Z Movie Is Doing Great

Portland Gay Pride Circa 1987

Sometimes Obama is an Awesome President.

Corin Tucker Band Announces Details of New Album

Dine Out for LGBT Rights This Thursday!

Blood Beach's European Tour 7-Inch and Portland Cassette Comp

Linkin Park: Musical Vampire Hunter

Webcomics Correspondent: A Family Man For All Seasons

Dear Dirty Bird: Don't Forget HUMP!

What You Need to Know for the World Naked Bike Ride

New Breaking Bad Promo, Now with Extra "GAHHHH!!"

Gross or Kinda Awesome? You Decide.

Mitt Romney...

Food & Drink Archive Photos

Red & Black Cafe Fundraising $20,000 to Stay Open

Ron Wyden: Friend of the Environment? Or Republicans?

It's Happening Tonight!

Tonight in Music

Comedy Tour: Bumberbound

Justice Is Coming to Tombstone Portland

My Mystery Date

SL Letter of the Day: A Failure to Comprehend

Police Stats from the World Naked Bike Ride

The Worst Commute Ever

SL Letter of the Day: Back In The Saddleback

The Local Shopper

The Nicest Guy in Detroit (Did I Say "Nicest"? I Meant "Not Nicest.")

Police Respond to Weird Assaults in Laurelhurst Park

Steinberg at the YU

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day!

Deckard Is Neither a Human nor a Replicant—He's a Delightful Watercolor Painting!

It's Happening Tonight!

The Third Annual Portland Hat Parade

Parking Meters Spreading to Central Eastside?

Mitt Romney Learns About Touch-Screen Technology

CRC Delayed as Bridge Faces "Funding Realities"

Good Morning, News!

I'd Like to Hear Philip Seymour Hoffman's Thoughts About Battlefield Earth

The Last Decapitated Head on the Left: George W. Bush

A Serious Mercury Conundrum Re: Adam Sandler's Latest Film

What Does Randy Leonard's Son Think of the Skate Ban?

Good Morning, News!

Jefferson Smith Meets With Occupy Portland: "I'm a Politician Who's Partially Full of Shit"

Banana Stand's Video of the We Shared Milk

Comedy Tour: The Heckler

It's Happening Tonight!

Dolorean's Al James at a Portland Sauna

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day!

The Bent Brick's Birthday Blowout!

Tigard Gets a Theater Pub, Also Boobs

Ice Cream Float Lab

Good Morning News!

Tonight in Music

Stephen Colbert on Mitt Romney's Fancy Dancing Horse

Tonight in Music

Don't Take Sex Advice from Cosmo

Required Reading for Pansy-Assed Dems

Police Hope Prosecutions and Puppet Camp Will Help Solve Portland's Gang Problems

Carts: Cackalack's Hot Chicken Shack

One Day at a Time

The Week in Review

New Column!

Savage Love

We Iz Done, LOL