Print Edition for the week of
Oct. 26 - Nov. 1, 2006

Vol. 7, No. 22
www.brandonbird.com Brandon Bird

News

THE NEW FACE OF TERROR

20 Things More Terrifying than a Vampire (Snooze!)
by the Mercury Terror Squad

Hall Monitor

The pull-out method

"You're Calling Us Racist"

Union and Mayor Butt Heads over Racial Profiling

Putting $581,550 Where Your Mouth Is

Enough Platitudes: Potter Needs to Get Out the Checkbook and Fund Better Cop Training

Mistrial by Jury?

Grand Jury Member Says Process Is Biased

Apartment Complex

Tenant Takes on Landlord Over Maintenance Issues

In Other News

Tug of War

Will the City Limit PDC's Power?

Music

Once More with Feeling

Quit Your Real Band and Form a Fake Band

Live Music and DJ Listings

A Mount Eerie Halloween

Elverum Explores the Dark

The Scene Report

Local Music News

Not So Painful

Pulse Emitter's Modular Synth Journeys

House Music

Portland's Best Throw One Helluva House Show

Up & Coming

Battle Royale

Pirates and Ninjas Will Beat You to Death

Movies & TV

Film Shorts

Botched Assassination

An Anticlimactic Death of a President

God Save Helen Mirren

The Queen: Moving and Sexy!

Gouge Away

Dysfunction Rocks with the Pixies

I'm Staying Home

Wholphin Ahoy!

"Wackiness" Is Not a Premise

Running with Scissors: Not So Dangerous

This Week on Television

Kill Whitey!

Catch a Fire's Making of a Terrorist

Food and Drink

This Little Piggy

Cooking a Pig's Head Is a Lesson in Fun!

Food Events

Fry Me Up, Fry Me Down

An Ode to the French Fry

Theater & Performance

Theatre

Theatre du Grand Guignol

The Portland Catacombs

Employee of the Week

Destination Fun

Halloween Roundup

Zombies & Pirates & Corn, OH MY!

I, Anonymous

Sold Out

Adieu to Portland Fashion Week

One Day at a Time

THE WEEK IN REVIEW

New Column!

New Column!!

Frank Cassano's Imbecile Citations Halloween Edition

Savage Love

A Donkey Punches a Wiki

I Love Television

I &hearts TV

TV's Scariest!