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News
Queer Quiz
Who is REALLY the Gayest of them all?
by Will Gardner
Day Planner
by Amy J. Ruiz
In Other News
Lunatics Running the Asylum
County Chair Wheeler Still Lacks Mental Health Plan
by Matt Davis
Quarter Turn
Blaming Rising Fuel Costs, TriMet May Raise Fares
by Amy J. Ruiz
Behind Open Doors
City U-Turns on Closed Racial Profiling Meeting
by Matt Davis
Music
Tanks and Space Stations
Oh, and Some Seriously Good Music
by Ned Lannamann
Down on Animal Farm
It's Not an Orwellian Political Allegory
by Graham Barey
UP & COMING
Short and Sweet
Times New Viking's Sugar Teeth
by Andrew R Tonry
The Invisible Band
A Toast to Russian Circles
by Mike Meyer
Once More With Feeling
Holocene
by Ezra Ace Caraeff
Our Town Could Be
Your Life
Eat Skull
by Cary Clarke
Movies & TV
Stealing a Car Will Bring You Love
Just Make Sure You Steal it from Zooey Deschanel
by Ned Lannamann
Film Shorts
This Week on Television
Jacko Meets the Pope
Mister Lonely Sticks Some Shit to the Wall
by Ned Lannamann
Expiration Date
The Foot Fist Way
Is Funny! For Now.
by Erik Henriksen
Hummus and Dick Jokes
Peace in the Middle East via Adam Sandler
by Courtney Ferguson
Stuck
Mena Suvari in Cornrows
by Courtney Ferguson
Kung Fu Panda
Jack Black's Animated Chop Socky
by Drew Gemmer
I'm Staying Home
Bringing it On
by Will Gardner
Food and Drink
Under Construction
Can R. Palate Pull Everything Together?
by Patrick Alan Coleman
Holy Spirit
House Spirits' Drunken Summer
by Patrick Alan Coleman
Visual Art
TJ Norris
INFINITUS
by John Motley
Books
An Incomplete and Inaccurate History of Sport
by Kenny Mayne
(Crown Publishers)
by Kevin Sampsell
Dreaming Up America
by Russell Banks
(Seven Stories Press)
by Courtney Ferguson
Theater & Performance
Doubt: A Parable
by Alison Hallett
The House of Blue Leaves
by TEMPLE LENTZ
Feature
Portland Pride 2008 Is Going to Bring It.
by Amy J. Ruiz
2008 Official Pride Guide
Pride Festival Entertainment
The Bring It Manifesto
BRO's Next Battle... and How You Can Bring it, Too!
by Basic Rights Oregon
Double Entendres and the Second Amendment
Hanging out with Portland's Gay Rights Gun Club
by Matt Davis
Laura Calvo Brings it Every Damn Day
Meet the 2008 Spirit of Pride Winner
by Catherine Cole
Bring on the Pride
Coaching the Next Generation
by Kathryn Martini
The Anti-Gay Squad
Will Oregon's Haters Show Some Pride?
by Bryan Boyd
What Is This "It," Exactly?
And Where it Should be Brought
by Dan Savage
It's a Gay-Off!
A (Very) Scientific Experiment Answers the Question: Who Is the Most Gayest?
by Will Gardner
Queer Quiz
Who is REALLY the Gayest of them all?
by Will Gardner
It's Already Been Broughten
Please Leave Us Alone, Annoying Gay Celebrities
by Erik Henriksen
Phat Girls
Say Hello to Portland's Coolest Cheer Squad
by Will Gardner
Other Pride Events
Employee of the Week
by Viva Las Vegas
I, Anonymous
Hello Hell
Sold Out
New News Is Good News
by Marjorie Skinner
One Day at a Time
The Week in Review
by Ann Romano
New Column!
Tips for Rose Parade Camping!
Letters
Letters to the Editor
Savage Love & Sex
SAVAGE LOVE
Dumping Ground
by Dan Savage
I Love Television
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Death Wish of the Stars
by Wm. Steven Humphrey