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2012
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Dec. 19
Print Edition for the week of
Dec. 19 - 25, 2012
Vol. 13, No. 31
Neil Krug
News
Thanks for Nothing!
The Last Installment of Angry Voicemails for Mayor Sam Adams
by Sarah Mirk
Roll On
Despite Helmet Debate, City Signs off on Bike Share
by Sarah Mirk
Hall Monitor
A Glimpse Inside the Machine
by Denis C. Theriault
In Other News
Music
Portland's Top Five Records of 2012
Another Year, Another Avalanche of Lists
by Ned Lannamann
Up & Coming
This Week's Music Highlights
Movies & TV
Freedom Fighters
Django Unchained
: American History, Wrecked
by Erik Henriksen
Trapped in La Cosette
Les Miz
Is Garbage. Sorry, Theater Nerds.
by Alison Hallett
Married with Children
Judd Apatow, Middle Age, and Rich People's Problems
by Erik Henriksen
Jack Reacher Will Beat You to Death
And Then Drink Your Blood from a Boot!
by Erik Henriksen
Take Your Mom to a Movie!
She'll Probably Think
The Guilt Trip
Is Okay
by Ben Coleman
The Wes Anderson Universe
Cinema 21 Presents Three Anderson Classics
by Jamie S. Rich
Film Shorts
In Which We Hit It and Quit It
Food and Drink
Ocean's 11 (AM to PM)
Sea Change in Casual Dining at the Micro-Restaurant Row
by Chris Onstad
Books
A Coffee-Table Newspaper
Arthur
Magazine: Back from the Dead
by Ned Lannamann
Theater & Performance
Why Theater Matters
Tragedy, Art, and
King Hedley II
by Alison Hallett
Feature
The End of Times: Cheers & Jeers!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
The
Mercury
Guide to Surviving the Mayan Apocalypse
OR “WE’RE ALL GONNA DIEEEEEEEEE!!!”
A Non-Survivors' Guide to the Apocalypse
by Alex Falcone
Here Are Some Things I've Been Wanting to Tell You
by Bobby Roberts
A Last-Minute Bucket List for Procrastinators
by Ned Lannamann
The
Mercury
's Word Search of Eternal Strife and Never-Ending Frustration to Celebrate the Upcoming Banal, Everyday Armageddon That Will Be Our Undoing™
by Courtney Ferguson
Sold Out
Party All the Time
by Marjorie Skinner
One Day at a Time
The Week in Review
by Ann Romano
New Column!
Letters
LETTERS TO THE EDITOR
Savage Love & Sex
Savage Love
My Dark Twisted Fantasy
by Dan Savage
Extras
Portland as Fuck
End of the World
by Ian Karmel
I Love Television
I Love Television™
The Problem with Rudolph
by Wm. Steven Humphrey