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2013
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Jan. 9
Print Edition for the week of
Jan. 9 - 15, 2013
Vol. 13, No. 34
Sean Morris
News
And the Survey Says...
We Asked, They Answered: City Hall Staffers Open Up—and Unload!
by Denis C. Theriault
Justice Takes a Breath
Legal Issues, Budget Woes Slow Police Reforms
by Denis C. Theriault
Sexual Politics
Dreaded Violence
by Sarah Mirk
Hall Monitor
Charlie's City Hall Makeover
by Denis C. Theriault
Music
On the Brink
The Exquisite Pain of Manhattan Murder Mystery
by Ned Lannamann
Goo Goo for Gaga
Can One Pop Star Rule Them All?
by Mark Lore
Tracks on Wax
Dropping Gems Breaks Out Big
by Ryan J. Prado
Up & Coming
This Week's Music Previews
Movies & TV
Where's Osama?
(
Pssst!
He's Inside That House in Abbottabad!)
by Erik Henriksen
Original Gangsters
Gangster Squad
: Lovingly Smothered in Clichés
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
When Shamu Attacks
Rust and Bone
's Romance of Misfortune
by Marjorie Skinner
Film Shorts
In Which We Hit It and Quit It
Food and Drink
Swiss Classics at Cafe Hibiscus
Waiter, There's Aloha In My Soup
by Chris Onstad
Visual Art
Artpocalypse 2013: A Walking Tour of First Thursday
Realism, Rubble, and Other Surprises
by A.L. Adams
Books
Building Stories
Form, Function, and Dan DeWeese's
Disorder
by Alison Hallett
Theater & Performance
Bad Reputation
Putting Portland on the Comedy Map
by Alison Hallett
Feature
We Are the Conservatives of Tomorrow
Robot Suffrage, Gene Splicing, and Space Car Sexting: The Anti-Progressive Issues You'll Be Voting for in the Future
by Alex Falcone
I, Anonymous
Sins of the Cinema
by
Anonymous
Sold Out
Adam Arnold and "Madrina"
by Marjorie Skinner
One Day at a Time
The Week in Review
by Ann Romano
New Column!
Letters
LETTERS TO THE EDITOR
Savage Love & Sex
Savage Love
Gay Cray
by Dan Savage
Extras
Portland as Fuck
Malaise
by Ian Karmel
I Love Television
I Love Television™
Donkeys in Danger
by Wm. Steven Humphrey