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Jan. 16
Print Edition for the week of
Jan. 16 - 22, 2013
Vol. 13, No. 35
Brian Viveros
News
Hall Monitor
Charlie's Baptism by Lars (Larson)
by Denis C. Theriault
The Misconduct Files
Conflict over Cop's Demotion Shows Flaws in Review Board Reports
by Denis C. Theriault
What's the Big Idea?
A Primer on the Main Issues Your Representatives Will Take On
by Sarah Mirk
Music
No Nostalgia
Parquet Courts Are Not Another Revival Act
by Jonathan Magdaleno
Soldiers of Love
Themes Pull Back the Curtain
by Ned Lannamann
Up & Coming
This Week's Music Previews
Movies & TV
Mama
's Girls
Sigh... This Is No Guillermo del Toro Ghost Story
by Courtney Ferguson
A Maniac in a Fartmobile
Arnold, Metallica, and
The Last Stand
by Vince Mancini
Big Night Out
Broken City
's Safe, Serviceable Noir
by Marjorie Skinner
Funny Ha Ha
The Clunky Stand-Up Doc
Alone Up There
by Alison Hallett
Film Shorts
In Which We Hit It and Quit It
Food and Drink
Southland Whiskey Kitchen
Hospitality By The Numbers
by Chris Onstad
Books
Invincible Nicole
A Portland Artist Gets Personal with
Calling Dr. Laura
by Alison Hallett
Nontrivial Trivia
A
Jeopardy!
Champ Takes Down Dumb Parents
by Denis C. Theriault
A Legend Returns
A New Issue of
chickfactor
for your Nostalgia-Parched Eyes
by Courtney Ferguson
Theater & Performance
Side by Side
Two Theaters, One Portland Playwright
by Alison Hallett
Feature
Staying on the Beat
He Could've Been Mayor. (Maybe.) He Could Retire. (Whenever.) Instead, Chief Mike Reese Wants to Remain the Face of Police Reform.
by Denis C. Theriault
I, Anonymous
Unsexty
by
Anonymous
Sold Out
Portland Fashion Week 2.0
by Marjorie Skinner
One Day at a Time
The Week in Review
by Ann Romano
New Column!
Letters
LETTERS TO THE EDITOR
Savage Love & Sex
Savage Love
Work Your Way Up to the Fucksaw
by Dan Savage
Extras
Portland as Fuck
The "We"
by Ian Karmel
I Love Television
I Love Television™
Psychos "R" Us
by Wm. Steven Humphrey