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Jan. 23
Print Edition for the week of
Jan. 23 - 29, 2013
Vol. 13, No. 36
Andrea Moresco
News
Number Please?
Multnomah County Has a Crisis Hotline for Cops. The Cops Rarely Use It.
by Denis C. Theriault
Roe v. Wade
v. the Future
40 Years Later, a Q&A with the Lawyer Who Legalized Abortion
by Sarah Mirk
Cough It Up
City May Require Paid Sick Days for All Workers
by Sarah Mirk
Hall Monitor
Picking a Fight with the Cops
by Denis C. Theriault
In Other News
Music
Life After Heaven
The Walkmen Get Mature—Whatever
That
Means
by Ned Lannamann
Young and Wise
Not Your Grandparents' Grandparents
by Mark Lore
Little Golden Songbook
Cat Doorman's Album and App for Children
by Ryan J. Prado
Find a City to Live In
Covers from Around the World
by Ned Lannamann
Up & Coming
This Week's Music Previews
Movies & TV
All Grown Up
Whoa, Those Kids from
Seven
Up!
Are
Old
by Alison Hallett
Bloodily Ever After
Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters
: And You Thought
Your
Childhood Was Rough!
by Ned Lannamann
Missed Opportunities
Parker
: A Dumb Movie About a Smart Character
by Paul Constant
Death without Dignity
Amour
Should've Been Short—Like Life!
by Marjorie Skinner
Hi Grandma!
I Saw a Movie I Think You Would Like!
by Elinor Jones
Like, Funny Ha Ha?
The Comedy
: The Joke's on You
by Ned Lannamann
Film Shorts
In Which We Hit It and Quit It
Geek Out
Roll Your Own
by Earnest "Nex" Cavalli
Food and Drink
How to Make Your Million
FoodWorx Inspires the Aspiring Food Entrepreneur
by Chris Onstad
Theater & Performance
Play by Play
Fertile Ground Is Portland's Unruliest Arts Fest
by Alison Hallett
Teenage Dream
The Huntsmen
Is Machete-Swingin' Good
by Alison Hallett
The Ladies of
R3
PETE Takes on
Richard III
by Alison Hallett
Feature
Off the Grid
The History of Portland's Street Grid, Or "What the HELL Is Up with Ladd's Addition?"
by Joe Streckert
I, Anonymous
Mommy Dearest
by
Anonymous
Blogtown
Providence Hospital Refuses to Carry
Street Roots
Resource Guide that Lists Planned Parenthood
by Sarah Mirk
Calzone Madness 2013 - Call For Pies
by Chris Onstad
Sold Out
A Q&A with Portland's Newest Project Runway Contender
by Marjorie Skinner
One Day at a Time
The Week in Review
by Ann Romano
New Column!
Letters
Love Notes
Savage Love & Sex
Savage Love
Double-Crossed
by Dan Savage
Extras
Portland as Fuck
Music
by Ian Karmel
I Love Television
I Love Television™
Honey BOOM BOOM
by Wm. Steven Humphrey