Print Edition for the week of
Nov. 23 - 29, 2006

Vol. 7, No. 26 Andrew Brandou


Hall Monitor

The Ejaculation Proclamation


The Mercury Celebrates Thanksgiving by Giving Thanks to the A-Holes of the World

David vs. Goliath

The Battle for Mt. Tabor Heats Up

In Other News

Bad Review

Cop Complaint Kicked to Internal Affairs

Suspension of Disbelief

Art Student Expelled—For Atheism?

We've Got the Majority. Now What?

With Democrats in Power, Will it be a Field Day for Oregon Activists? (Answer: Not by a Long Shot.)


Up & Coming

Better Than Life

Leningrad's Total Revelation

The Scene Report

Local Music News

A Little Less Loaded

Lemonheads Return; Evan Dando Picks Up the Pieces


The SLiP iTs Just Wanna Have Fun

Live Music and DJ Listings

Unadulterated Sonic Brutality

One Night Only

Once More with Feeling

The Album vs. The Single

Movies & TV

This Week on Television

Fold Space!

Fighting Terrorists Through Time Travel

I'm Staying Home

Ass, Gas, and Grass

The Rocking of Socks

Tenacious D: Rock, Weed, and Cock Pushups

Film Shorts

Diane Arbus Killed Herself in '71

(Probably So She Wouldn't Have to See Fur)

Searching for Bobby Kennedy

Emilio Estevez, You're No Robert Altman

The Tree in the Forest

Why You Should Care About Aronofsky's The Fountain

Food and Drink

Food Events

Cocktails and Cockpits

rontom's Living Room Chic

Visual Art

Visual Arts

Current Photography: New Directions

Mark Newport

Heroic Endeavors


The Architecture of Happiness

by Alain de Botton


Housekeeping vs. The Dirt

by Nick Hornby

Theater & Performance


Inspecting Carol

Employee of the Week

I, Anonymous

Sold Out

The Day Afterโ€ฆ

One Day at a Time


Savage Love & Sex

Savage Love

An Escort Gets His Wings

I Love Television

I &hearts TV

O.J.: Not So Innocent