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Feb. 27
Print Edition for the week of
Feb. 27 - Mar. 5, 2013
Vol. 13, No. 41
Daniel Cronin
News
Back in the Cleaning Business
The Portland Business Alliance Wants State Help Reviving Sit-Lie Sidewalk Law
by Denis C. Theriault
Progressive Discipline
Sex Complaint Whispers Shake up Nonprofit Workers' Union Fight
by Nathan Gilles
Hall Monitor
The Price of Police Reform
by Denis C. Theriault
Hold the Phone
Yep. Portland Cops Shot an Unarmed Man.
by Denis C. Theriault
In Other News
Music
Leave It All Behind
STRFKR Travels the Miracle Mile
by Ned Lannamann
Seeking New Skin
Sapient Cuts the Cord from Hiphop
by Ryan Feigh
Kindness Be Conceived
Thao's Folky Feelings Are for the People
by Rachel Milbauer
Big-Tent Pop
Toro y Moi Says Goodbye to Chillwave
by M.T. Richards
Up & Coming
This Week's Music Previews
Movies & TV
Giant Problems
I'm Okay with
Jack the Giant Slayer
by Ned Lannamann
Bright Life, Big City
Koch
: History, Controversy, and New York City
by Erik Henriksen
Accents and Emotions
British Advertising Does Not Fuck Around
by Elinor Jones
Film Shorts
In Which We Hit It and Quit It
Food and Drink
Na Zdrowie
to Bar Dobre
Polish Classics Find Footing on Hawthorne
by Chris Onstad
Books
Down and Out in Portland and Spokane
Jess Walter's Regional Snapshots
by Alison Hallett
Theater & Performance
"Oh, Is There a Movie Version of This?"
Weekend at Bernie's
Transcends the Original
by Thomas Alexander Ross
Beyond the Cat Ranch
Marc Maron on Comedy, Sobriety, and Mel Brooks
by Ian Karmel
B-Movie Basement
Varsity Cheerleader Werewolves Live from Outer Space
by Courtney Ferguson
Feature
The Century Club
In Which We Discover a
Mercury
Time Capsule from 1913—and We Bury a "Drinking" Time Capsule for Future Employees in 2113!
by Chris Onstad
Boozy Time Capsule from 1913 Inventory List
by Chris Onstad
Fuck YOU, Future!
A Message (and Some Advice) to Those Living in 2113
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
The Good, the Bad, and the Bone Luge
The Palatable and the Profane in Craft Cocktail Trends
by Clare Gordon
Drinking at Home
Urban Wineries of the Past, Present, and Future
by Marjorie Skinner
What Futurepeople Need to Know about Beer in 2013
An Open Letter to Beer Enthusiasts of 2113
by Ned Lannamann
The Past, Present, and Future of the Evergreen Tiki Bar
by Courtney Ferguson and Alison Hallett
The Finest Drinking Establishments of Portland, Oregon, in the Year 2013, A.D.
An Historical Document That May Be of Some Minor Interest to Archaeologists of the Future
by Erik Henriksen, a Man of the Distant Past
Bars That Will Still Be Here in 2113
The Perfect Spots for a Future Drunk
I, Anonymous
Committed
by
Anonymous
Sold Out
Fade to Light
by Marjorie Skinner
One Day at a Time
The Week in Review
by Ann Romano
New Column!
Letters
Letters to the Editor
Savage Love & Sex
Savage Love
Queer Goggles
by Dan Savage
Extras
Portland as Fuck
Phone
by Ian Karmel
I Love Television
I Love Television™
Nude People: An Appreciation
by Wm. Steven Humphrey