Print Edition for the week of
Feb. 27 - Mar. 5, 2013

Vol. 13, No. 41
Daniel Cronin


Back in the Cleaning Business

The Portland Business Alliance Wants State Help Reviving Sit-Lie Sidewalk Law

Progressive Discipline

Sex Complaint Whispers Shake up Nonprofit Workers' Union Fight

Hall Monitor

The Price of Police Reform

Hold the Phone

Yep. Portland Cops Shot an Unarmed Man.

In Other News


Leave It All Behind

STRFKR Travels the Miracle Mile

Seeking New Skin

Sapient Cuts the Cord from Hiphop

Kindness Be Conceived

Thao's Folky Feelings Are for the People

Big-Tent Pop

Toro y Moi Says Goodbye to Chillwave

Up & Coming

This Week's Music Previews

Movies & TV

Giant Problems

I'm Okay with Jack the Giant Slayer

Bright Life, Big City

Koch: History, Controversy, and New York City

Accents and Emotions

British Advertising Does Not Fuck Around

Film Shorts

In Which We Hit It and Quit It

Food and Drink

Na Zdrowie to Bar Dobre

Polish Classics Find Footing on Hawthorne


Down and Out in Portland and Spokane

Jess Walter's Regional Snapshots

Theater & Performance

"Oh, Is There a Movie Version of This?"

Weekend at Bernie's Transcends the Original

Beyond the Cat Ranch

Marc Maron on Comedy, Sobriety, and Mel Brooks

B-Movie Basement

Varsity Cheerleader Werewolves Live from Outer Space


The Century Club

In Which We Discover a Mercury Time Capsule from 1913—and We Bury a "Drinking" Time Capsule for Future Employees in 2113!

Boozy Time Capsule from 1913 Inventory List

Fuck YOU, Future!

A Message (and Some Advice) to Those Living in 2113

The Good, the Bad, and the Bone Luge

The Palatable and the Profane in Craft Cocktail Trends

Drinking at Home

Urban Wineries of the Past, Present, and Future

What Futurepeople Need to Know about Beer in 2013

An Open Letter to Beer Enthusiasts of 2113

The Past, Present, and Future of the Evergreen Tiki Bar

The Finest Drinking Establishments of Portland, Oregon, in the Year 2013, A.D.

An Historical Document That May Be of Some Minor Interest to Archaeologists of the Future

Bars That Will Still Be Here in 2113

The Perfect Spots for a Future Drunk

I, Anonymous


Sold Out

Fade to Light

One Day at a Time

The Week in Review

New Column!

Savage Love & Sex

Savage Love

Queer Goggles


Portland as Fuck


I Love Television

I Love Television™

Nude People: An Appreciation