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Mar. 13
Print Edition for the week of
Mar. 13 - 19, 2013
Vol. 13, No. 43
Michael C. Hsiung
News
Where the Sidewalk Ends?
Budget Committee Blindsided by City's Transportation Overhaul
by Dirk VanderHart
The PBA Finally Calls Back
Downtown Lobbying Group Dishes on New Sidewalk Push
by Denis C. Theriault
Hall Monitor
The Union in the Middle
by Denis C. Theriault
Good Touch, Bad Touch
Report: Cop Broke Rules, But Wasn't "Sexual"
by Denis C. Theriault
In Other News
Music
The Future Is Now
Milk Music's Hardcore Flower Power
by Mark Lore
Dogs and Confetti
BOAT Pretends to Be Brave
by Ned Lannamann
Timeless Tales
Mitchell and Hamer Tackle Child Ballads
by A.L. Adams
Up & Coming
This Week's Music Previews
Movies & TV
Adopt an Uncle!
Stoker
's Creepy Family Ties
by Erik Henriksen
Beyond Good and Evil
The Gatekeepers
and the Price of Security
by Ben Coleman
Sleight of Hand
Burt Wonderstone
Makes Comedy Disappear!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Ball of Fire
Barbara Stanwyck = Best Dead Actress
by Ned Lannamann
Film Shorts
In Which We Hit It and Quit It
Geek Out
Mario Who?
by Earnest "Nex" Cavalli
Food and Drink
June's Bugs
Ambition, Enlightenment, and... Hamburger Bread?
by Chris Onstad
Visual Art
Art Walkin'
Breezy Lofts and Hand-Made Holograms
by A.L. Adams
Books
Frigging Sam Lipsyte
Stories from the Funniest Writer in America
by Alison Hallett
Smallpressapalooza
Small Presses Do What Big Ones Can't
by Alison Hallett
Inspiration / Intoxication
Maryanna Hoggatt's Bartender's Eye View
by Alison Hallett
Feature
No Translation Necessary
Timbers Star Diego Valeri Lets His Play Do the Talking... for Now
by Brian Gjurgevich
I, Anonymous
Something to Crow About
by
Anonymous
Sold Out
Daniel McRorie
by Marjorie Skinner
One Day at a Time
The Week in Review
by Ann Romano
New Column!
Letters
LETTERS TO THE EDITOR
Savage Love & Sex
Savage Love
Best Foot Forward
by Dan Savage
Extras
Portland as Fuck
Fluorida
by Ian Karmel
I Love Television
I Love Television™
Serial Murder Me
by Wm. Steven Humphrey