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Print Edition for the week of
Mar. 20 - 26, 2013
Vol. 13, No. 44
Dimitri Drjuchin
News
Covering with Fewer Cops
Mike Reese Turns to Science for Help with Police Staffing Woes
by Denis C. Theriault
Waiting for the Dough
Why Bike Share Is Still a Year Away
by Dirk VanderHart
Hall Monitor
We Are the Safety Net
by Denis C. Theriault
Mandatory Confusion?
Murky Outcomes for Proposed Parking Rules
by Dirk VanderHart
In Other News
Music
Teenage Alien Blues
Foxygen Grow Up on Tape
by Ned Lannamann
All in Due Time
The Woolen Men Pull Back the Wool
by Mark Lore
Bands of Brothers
The Enduring Thud of Federation X
by Andrew R Tonry
Life in the Flower Lane
Ducktails Blooms in the Big Apple
by Ryan J. Prado
Up & Coming
This Week's Music Previews
Movies & TV
Girls Gone Wilder
Spring Breakers
Says a Lot About You
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Sins of Admission
Finally, Tina Fey and Paul Rudd Make Out!
by Alison Hallett
White House of Pain
Olympus Has Fallen
Is
Die Hard in the White House
! Okay!
by Erik Henriksen
The Bus of Life
Michel Gondry's Brilliantly Mixed-Up
The We and the I
by Charles Mudede
Film Shorts
In Which We Hit It and Quit It
Geek Out
Survival Explorer
by Erik Henriksen
Food and Drink
A Horse in the Race
Tex-Mex Tipsheet: Trigger
by Chris Onstad
Comedy
X-Rated Filth
Lonnie Bruhn Gets Personal
by Alison Hallett
Books
The Original Punk
Richard Hell's Autobiography Rocks
by Ned Lannamann
Turning
Portuguese
Local Presses Team Up for Brandon Shimoda's Book
by Matt Stangel
Theater & Performance
Passage to India
Mother Teresa Is Dead
, but Liberal Guilt Isn't!
by Alison Hallett
Feature
Quaking Communications
Oregon's Telecoms Aren't Preparing for the Big One
by Nathan Gilles
I Love Television
I Love Television™
I Love Commies™
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
I, Anonymous
No Green Peace
by
Anonymous
Sold Out
Animal Traffic's Party
by Marjorie Skinner
One Day at a Time
The Week in Review
by Ann Romano
New Column!
Letters
LETTERS TO THE EDITOR
Extras
Portland as Fuck
Carts
by Ian Karmel
Savage Love & Sex
Savage Love
Gerbils? Again?
by Dan Savage