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Apr. 10
Print Edition for the week of
Apr. 10 - 16, 2013
Vol. 13, No. 47
Robbie Augspurger
News
Minimum Effect
Portland's Incoming Parking Requirements Won't Solve Its Problems
by Dirk VanderHart
"He Wanted Us Dead"
Transcripts, Audio Reveal Cops' Fright in Shooting Atop Parking Garage
by Denis C. Theriault
Contract Hit
Bill Would Boost Mayor, Police Chief in Force Cases
by Denis C. Theriault
Hall Monitor
A Lesson on the Golden Rule
by Denis C. Theriault
In Other News
Music
This Charming Man
Johnny Marr Takes Center Stage
by Mark Lore
Same Scuzz, Different Digs
The Bender Gets Gussied Up
by Ned Lannamann
Connecting the Dots
Soul'd Out Brings Souls Together
by Rachel Milbauer
Up & Coming
This Week's Music Previews
Movies & TV
Mind Playing Tricks On Me
Danny Boyle Trips Out in
Trance
by Erik Henriksen
Can of Corn
42
: Baseball Good. Racism Bad.
by Ezra Ace Caraeff
When Weather Attacks
H. Perry Horton's New Movie Is Great
by H. Perry Horton
Film Shorts
In Which We Hit It and Quit It
Food and Drink
Battle of the Banh Mi
Round One: East Side Favorites
by Chris Onstad
Visual Art
Art Walkin': First Thursday
Mustache Merkins and Men in Machines
by A.L. Adams
Books
Mommy Wars
The Stud Book
Is Portland Bred
by Alison Hallett
Brevity's Playground
Scout Books + Future Tense = Pocket-Sized Quick Reads
by Matt Stangel
Feature
PETS: A GENERAL INTRODUCTION
The
Mercury
's Guide to Domesticated Animal Companionship
by Marjorie Skinner
Pets
"The Man" Doesn't Want You to Have
And Why You Should Buy Them for Me
by Erik Henriksen
Secrets of a Professional Dogwalker
by Ned Lannamann
THE $3,000 QUESTION
Pets: A Healthcare Conundrum
by A.L. Adams
IT'S A DOGGY DOG WORLD
In Defense of Shelter Dogs
by Marjorie Skinner
Dog-Gone It
Pets: Sometimes They Run Away
by Courtney Ferguson
MEET THE WINNER OF THE
MERCURY
'S "CROSS-DRESS YOUR PET" PHOTO CONTEST!
R.I.P.: YOUR BEST FRIEND
Pets: They Can Totally Die
by Denis C. Theriault
I, Anonymous
Your Last Thursday
by
Anonymous
Sold Out
Sold Out
Open Season 2013
by Marjorie Skinner
One Day at a Time
The Week in Review
by Ann Romano
New Column!
Letters
LETTERS TO THE EDITOR
Savage Love & Sex
Savage Love
A First
by Dan Savage
Extras
Portland as Fuck
Bridgetown No-Shows
by Ian Karmel
I Love Television
I Love Television™
I, Alien Dictator
by Wm. Steven Humphrey