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May. 1
Print Edition for the week of
May. 1 - 7, 2013
Vol. 13, No. 50
Man Wolfs
News
The Kindest Cuts
Hales' Budget Saves Safety Net Programs—by Cutting Police and Fire Bureaus
by Denis C. Theriault
Hall Monitor
Hales' Overlooked Speech
by Denis C. Theriault
Sickness and Health
Discrimination Probe at Oregon Health Authority Finds Other Woes
by Dirk VanderHart
Closed for Business?
Old Town Bars Ready to Ditch Entertainment District
by Dirk VanderHart
In Other News
Music
For the Record
Caitlin Rose's Both Sides Now
by Ned Lannamann
Sibling Revelry
Bleached Is Spelled S-U-M-M-E-R
by Ryan J. Prado
Future Dudes
The Cave Singers and the Mysterious
Naomi
by Rachel Milbauer
Big and Dumb
Kvelertak Doesn't Mind Backhanded Compliments
by Ben Salmon
No More Drum Circles
The Alhambra Theatre Is Reborn
by Ned Lannamann
Up & Coming
This Week's Music Previews
Movies & TV
Armor Wars
Shane Black's New Movie Is Great! (And Stars Iron Man.)
by Erik Henriksen
Shakespeare in Space!
(Just Kidding: Shakespeare in Wales.)
by Alison Hallett
So Many Boobs!
The Voluptuous Beauty of
Renoir
by Marjorie Skinner
Empire State of Mind
Gimme the Loot
's New York Déjà Vu
by Rose Finn
Film Shorts
In Which We Hit It and Quit It
Geek Out
Holy Hadouken, Batman!
by Earnest "Nex" Cavalli
Food and Drink
The Reinvention of the Cookbook
John Sundstrom's Killer Kitchen App
by Chris Onstad
Visual Art
Give in to
Uncontrollable Urge
YETI
Magazine's Parting Shot
by Matt Stangel
Comedy
Joke Machine
Profiling Stand-up Comedian Barbara Holm
by Alison Hallett
Books
Time Warp
Dash Shaw's Hallucinatory
New School
by Alison Hallett
Theater & Performance
Backstage Drama
Behind the Scenes with
Ten Chimneys
by Alison Hallett
Feature
The Sanest Arguments Against Fluoride...
...And Why They're Still Wrong
by the
Mercury
News Team
I Love Television
I Love Television™
Flight 666
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
I, Anonymous
Die, Chivalry, Die
by
Anonymous
Sold Out
Michelle Lesniak Franklin Returns Victorious
by Marjorie Skinner
One Day at a Time
The Week in Review
by Ann Romano
New Column!
Letters
Letters to the Editor
Savage Love & Sex
Savage Love
Cuddle Muddle
by Dan Savage
Extras
Portland as Fuck
My Heart's Dick
by Ian Karmel