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May. 22
Print Edition for the week of
May. 22 - 28, 2013
Vol. 14, No. 1
Stephanie Gonot
News
A Punch in the Mouth
Portland Keeps It Weird as Fluoridation Fails for the Fourth Time
by Denis C. Theriault and Dirk VanderHart
Burying the Cleaver
Tension Between Hales, Cogen Gives Way to Deal on Crisis Center
by Denis C. Theriault
Hall Monitor
Hales Has a Magic Hat, Too
by Denis C. Theriault
Before the Storm
Gang Activity Is Down. Cops Are Worried
by Dirk VanderHart
In Other News
Music
A Swimmin' Affair
Blue Cranes Practice Group Therapy
by Ned Lannamann
Inner Space
Tame Impala's Timeless Flight
by Mark Lore
Séance Rock
Blood Ceremony Conjures Spirits of Old
by Aris Hunter Wales
And Sometimes V
Chvrches Emerge Victorious
by Ned Lannamann
Through Mind and Back
Youth Lagoon Wades in Wondrous Waters
by Ryan J. Prado
Up & Coming
This Week's Music Previews
Movies & TV
About a Girl
The Many Faces of
Frances Ha
by Alison Hallett
Gran Toretto
The Power and the Glory of
Fast & Furious 6
by Erik Henriksen
D-bags on Parade
Yep, It's Another
Hangover
by Elinor Jones
Film Shorts
In Which We Hit It and Quit It
Food and Drink
Shut Your Pie Hole
New York Standards Upheld at Baby Doll Pizza
by Chris Onstad
Comedy
Comedy's a Joke
Profiling Sean Joseph Patrick Carney
by Matt Stangel
Books
Dino DNA
Digging for Dinos in
My Beloved Brontosaurus
by Alison Hallett
Mormon Humdrum
An LDS Mission Is as Exciting as It Sounds
by Naomi Sweo
Theater & Performance
Mommy Issues
Getting (Teen) Angsty with CoHo's
Crooked
by Alison Hallett
Feature
The Identity Thief
How One Woman Gamed the State Government—Again and Again
by Dirk VanderHart
I Love Television
I Love Television™
Typing Is Hard
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
I, Anonymous
Two Shakes and a Tug
by
Anonymous
Sold Out
The Cascadia Sustainable Apparel Initiative
by Marjorie Skinner
One Day at a Time
The Week in Review
by Ann Romano
New Column!
Letters
LETTERS TO THE EDITOR
Extras
Portland as Fuck
Ambition
by Ian Karmel
Savage Love & Sex
Savage Love
Closure
by Dan Savage