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News
Hands Off
Rent-a-Cop Breaks Policy, Finger
by Matt Davis
Hall Monitor
Do You or Don't You?
by Amy J. Ruiz
Old Versus New
Planners Squabble over Old Town's New Future
by Sarah Mirk
In the Shadows
Socks, Showers, and God
by Matt Davis
In Other News
The
Mercury
's Online Charity Auction
Music
Cosmic Frontier Rock
Blitzen Trapper Goes Naked, Wears
Furr
by Ned Lannamann
Write it All Down
The Movie Music of Chris Robley
by Ezra Ace Caraeff
Energy Above All
The Happy-Go-Lucky Boys of White Fang
by Andrew R Tonry
Got the Grapes
Champagne Champagne's Uncorked Pop
by Larry Mizell, Jr.
Up & Coming
Our Town Could be Your Life
White Hinterland
by Cary Clarke
Once More WIth Feeling
The Thermals
by Ezra Ace Caraeff
Movies & TV
Pornland
The Auteur
Brings Home its Money Shots
by Marjorie Skinner
Death to YouTube
Long Live the Found Footage Festival
by Ezra Ace Caraeff
It's Like
The Hills
, Circa 1961!
But Duller and Way, Way Sadder
by Ned Lannamann
War and Pieces of Bodies
Ha! Get It? (Whatever. Here's a
Punisher
Review.)
by Erik Henriksen
I'M GOING OUT
The Girl with No Clothes On
by Viva Las Vegas
Weighty Concerns
Getting Bogged Down with
Ballast
by Logan Sachon
Film Shorts
This Week On Television
Food and Drink
Father Booze
The Life and Times of Steve McCarthy
by Patrick Alan Coleman
Visual Art
Reed at Reed
David Reed returns to his roots with a 14-work retrospective at Reed College, where he completed a painting thesis in 1968.
by John Motley
Books
Think Like a Republican
Thom Hartmann explains how the left wing can exploit the techniques of the right.
by Amy J. Ruiz
Spell Check Not Included
Harmon Leon's error-riddled report from the underbelly of America.
by Justin W. Sanders
Theater & Performance
Saving Christmas
by Alison Hallett
I, Anonymous
Buyer Beware
Sold Out
Amai Unmei, Wax On Spa, and Breeze Block
by Marjorie Skinner
One Day at a Time
by Ann Romano
New Column!
Letters
Letters to the Editor
Savage Love & Sex
Savage Love
Share and Share Alike
by Dan Savage
I Love Television
I Love Television™
Bisexual Twins Wm.™ Steven Humphrey